User:Turb0-Sunrise/Quotes
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Me[edit | edit source]
“Piss battle unlocked!”
– Me on the urinals at Fenway Park
“you want some BOOBS?”
– Me to Schism on something
“when in doubt, make MK make his talk page background lesbian hentai.”
– me on World War II
“burger my ass”
– me on some kid on Hypixel trying to start shit for no reason
“My balls retract into my abdomen whenever they sense danger!”
– i dunno, i think i was high when i said that
Other People[edit | edit source]
“I was thinking... pool noodles are some of the most multi-purpose devices on earth. You can use them as swords, cannons, and boats.”
– OPOSSUM on Pool Noodles
“I'd like to thank my mom, my seventeen children and George Bush for the great honor.”
– Noopnurf
“I say to you that Turb0 is to the New Yorker as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone.”
– Somebody, probably on me
“Fucking up dickheads userpage have fun with h your blank user page you cunt”
– 31.94.4.183 on me
“Who the fuck are you.”
– Hyperbole on me
“honestly i wasn't sure what to expect, but that's hot”
– MK on that one pixel art Tiny Jens i made
Articles[edit | edit source]
“Scientifically speaking, murder is defined as extroverted suicide.”
– Uncyclopedia on Murder