User:Turb0-Sunrise/Quotes

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Me[edit | edit source]

“Piss battle unlocked!”

– Me on the urinals at Fenway Park

“you want some BOOBS?

– Me to Schism on something

“when in doubt, make MK make his talk page background lesbian hentai.”

– me on World War II

Other People[edit | edit source]

“I was thinking... pool noodles are some of the most multi-purpose devices on earth. You can use them as swords, cannons, and boats.”

– OPOSSUM on Pool Noodles

“I'd like to thank my mom, my seventeen children and George Bush for the great honor.”

– Noopnurf

“I say to you that Turb0 is to the New Yorker as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone.”

– Somebody, probably on me

“Fucking up dickheads userpage have fun with h your blank user page you cunt”

– 31.94.4.183 on me

Articles[edit | edit source]

“Scientifically speaking, murder is defined as extroverted suicide.”

– Uncyclopedia on Murder

Misc.[edit | edit source]