Welcome to the hall of shame. Glad to see you added. We all started at one point with 3 articles. Just 90 more to go and you'll be in first place!!! Fairly certain your roadrage will be in the top 3 of 2025 :) ShabiDOO 21:00, 6 October 2025 (UTC)
What will you do if Yankees won against another Baseball team?[edit source]
I don't watch baseball btw. TehEpikDuck(talk) 16:44, 7 October 2025 (UTC)
hehe, blue jays are going to end that thought soon SirTurb0-Sunrisede laBoston. 16:44, 7 October 2025 (UTC)
Are the Blue Jays a baseball team? Just a reminder that i don't watch baseball. TehEpikDuck(talk) 16:47, 7 October 2025 (UTC)
yes, if you stretch the definition of "baseball team" about 7 miles SirTurb0-Sunrisede laBoston. 16:49, 7 October 2025 (UTC)
I only made this topic because you hate Yankees so much that i decided to make this edit to the New York Yankees page TehEpikDuck(talk) 16:51, 7 October 2025 (UTC)
Here is a ninja star for outstandery on keeping the newsletter alive and all your energy on the website. I assure you it hasn't gone unoticed and is much appreciated. Keep that spark alive. It's what helps bring vibrancy to a community! are we going to get an article out of you? ShabiDOO 11:55, 9 October 2025 (UTC)
uhh sometime within the next forever. actually i have a couple ideas going in so stay tuned. SirTurb0-Sunrisede laBoston. 11:58, 9 October 2025 (UTC)
Amazeballs and balls of shabi-amazingness! ShabiDOO 13:01, 9 October 2025 (UTC)
very much. hell, i've had the pair of moccasins im wearing right now since 2023. I AM THE ONE TRUE MOCCASIN MAN! SirTurb0-Sunrisede laBoston
Thateth iseth whateth thou thinketh you dumbeth fucketh! Whilest I haveth obtained ye booty since nevereth!! ๐ gergdown๐(talk) โ๏ธ 15:09, 11 October 2025 (UTC)
รat is hwat รพu wenest, รพu sely dwรฆs! Ac ich am yit betere รพan รพu! Bihald: Hu lange ich habbe ben herinne!!! ๐ gergdown๐(talk) โ๏ธ 15:13, 11 October 2025 (UTC)
i can somehow slightly decipher that SirTurb0-Sunrisede laBoston 15:15, 11 October 2025 (UTC)
Yes, it is me, but I no longer want to vandalise this site.[edit source]
Iโm sorry I triggered the filterโReturnOfTheYeen (talk) 01:11, 17 October 2025 (UTC)
well, you were banned for socking, and this counts as a sock, if you are Crocotta. ๐ปCUNTurb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire ๐ป 01:23, 17 October 2025 (UTC)
I really, really just want to make articles now.โReturnOfTheYeen (talk) 01:26, 17 October 2025 (UTC)
I have no control over whether you get banned or not. just saying. ๐ปCUNTurb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire ๐ป 01:38, 17 October 2025 (UTC)
I see you have attempted to place your timestamp within your signature, and i feel like i need to point out that it's not gonna work. By which i mean that the timestamp won't substitute due to being within your signature. Basically, it only shows the current time for the server-side time zone, which i assume isn't what you intended to do. 18:43, 5 November 2025 (UTC)
I think that for the template to be substituted you don't need that # in the code. ๐๐๐DaniPine3 (talk)๐๐๐ 19:48, 5 November 2025 (UTC)
It appears you have made an error in the "Dirty Water" poem. On the line where it says, "Kickass harmonica solo*" the first asterik has been turned into a bullet. Sovieัโญ 00:19, 11 November 2025 (UTC)
will fix whenever i get a chance SirTurb0-Sunrisede laBoston 00:20, 11 November 2025 (UTC)
I know that you do the "welcome to uncyclopedia" messages for new uses (or at least, a few of them) and was wondering, what role do you have specifically? When I first got that message, I assumed you were an admin, and you are pretty active on this website, but also your userpage explicitly states that you aren't an admin, so I got kinda confused. Do you have a specific role on uncyclopedia, or are you just a normal (albeit experienced) user who is very active?
P.S. what does the 'active uncyclopedians' category mean? It's a lot of admins but also a lot of random people and i'm trying to figure out what is specific to those users. --LieutenantGammaHere, Friend, have some meth. 17:04, 14 November 2025 (UTC)
@Gammakid999: Turb0 is just a very active user here. He does have some power in Uncyclopedia (he can roll back people's edits, he can see deleted edits), but he's not an admin. So for your question on what role he has, he just helps the website by making those Welcome pages, rolling back vandalism, etc etc.
the Active User category shows users that have at least five hundred edits, and are still very active in the community. ๐ gergdown๐(talk) โ๏ธ 17:07, 14 November 2025 (UTC)
You've been squished by a jimbo whale!
Please take this very seriously: alula wants to let you know that you did something jimbo silly, which may or may not include creating Wikipedia oops sorry, wrong person. Your reasoning for being smashed by a whale is: giving me SIX different email notifications from that trouting you gave me.
You've been squished by a jimbo whale!
Please take this very seriously: DaniPine3 wants to let you know that you did something jimbo silly, which may or may not include creating Wikipedia oops sorry, wrong person. Your reasoning for being smashed by a whale is: I know, but it's still better to leave a signature afterwards..
๐๐๐DaniPine3 (talk)๐๐๐ 17:06, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
Messing up your sig, eh? I think I can help with that.[edit source]
breaks knuckles* So, what kinda sig ya want? Big? Colorful? In the style of someone else? Unreadable? Lyrithyan? Minimalist? Annoying? Flashy? Image-filled? --DameFishonskatesCUN 23:19, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
with the war appearing to come to an end, i've made this:
ARMISTICE OF CHANADA
(minus the duck)
FOR ALL OF THE HIGH CONTRACTING PARTIES, In order to give me some spare time to work on my projects, and after a long fought war between all parties for the edit war to end all edit wars, and to stop this reckless fighting onto the fields of AIBOPAAT, and to finalize this war's end date, an armistice shall be agreed on by all sides of this war. This message will be sent to all current fighters of Chanada, fighting alongside the purple banner, those being:
The members of the purple leaf banner must agree to cease all fighting in Chanada, as the flag will be expected to be rebuilt by Gergdown in a week. Gergdown will also agree to cease fighting with them in Chanada. If this article is broken, this article will be declared null by Gergdown, as he will stop the perpetrator who broke this article, and restore the flag to what it was.
ARTICLE 2: FURTHER DISCUSSIONS
Further discussions will be held about the future of Chanada. This document is only here to signify the end of this war. Further discussions will be held publicly soon at an unknown location, preferably at a forum page. These discussions will only be held if all party members agree to this armistice.
I haveth now acclaimed thiss legendary "Thumbssucker" thingy! I am now ass awessome asseth you! ๐ gergdown๐(talk) โ๏ธ 20:48, 22 November 2025 (UTC)
You sure aren't awesome, but you are an ass! (but seriously, nice) SirTurb0-Sunrisede laBoston 21:49, 22 November 2025 (UTC)
haha itte acktuallie exiessts --DameFishonskatesCUN 21:56, 22 November 2025 (UTC)
Thanks for putting my template in the template namespace, but I wasn't done with it yet and now i cant edit it. Can it be put back temporarily? RedKingLIkesPeanutButter (talk) 14:05, 26 November 2025 (UTC)
It's done now, but i don't want to be unable to edit it so is there any way of adding it but still allowing me to edit? Thanks, RedKingLIkesPeanutButter (talk) 14:43, 26 November 2025 (UTC)
You can still edit it in template namespace, but if you can't, either ask an admin for confirmed user or wait a few days, and then you're good. Turb0-Sunrisede laBoston 14:44, 26 November 2025 (UTC)
Cool thanks I'm still a new user so I'll just wait RedKingLIkesPeanutButter (talk) 14:53, 26 November 2025 (UTC)
Random images, this just keeps everything organized and in order
If you want the gif of the fatass dear, you perfectly can have it, but please upload it under a different filename. ๐๐๐DaniPine3 (talk)๐๐๐ 16:20, 2 December 2025 (UTC)
i refuse to do anything at all about it for the next 2 years Turb0-Sunrisede laYANKEES SUCK! 16:28, 2 December 2025 (UTC)
tehn you must suffer the fate of countless deer before you 16:30, 2 December 2025 (UTC)
what did Tehn do? He's a nice guy, you know! Turb0-Sunrisede laYANKEES SUCK! 16:31, 2 December 2025 (UTC)
since you refuse to do it yourself, I shall do it myself then...
๐๐๐DaniPine3 (talk)๐๐๐ 16:38, 2 December 2025 (UTC)
I have noticed you have joined the ICU Doctoral Program so why not insert [[Category:ICU Doctoral Program]] to your user page and actually fix up an article. Sovietโญ(Ask for free votes) 03:14, 5 December 2025 (UTC)
Repeating the trend from October with the spooky signatures, Fish on skates has made her own Christmas-themed signature that looks suspiciously like DaniPine3's uhh... year-round signature. And, also repeating the trend, Turb0-Sunrise has come out with a "Christmas" signature of his own, suspiciously shortly after Fish showed hers off. OPOSSUM has also jumped on the bandwagon with a popup sig featuring, among other things, the disclosure of a relationship with Krampus and the accusation of presumed-dead user Squaw Dee being Santa's ninth reindeer.
Resident no-lifer and hockey lover Gergdown has been nominated for UOTM after RealDonaldTrump's smashing success last month. The outcome looks good so far, but you never know what can change in a month. Will Gerg be the last UOTM of 2025? Will a new contender rise to the challenge? Will the author stop talking like the back cover of a book? You'll just have to wait and see.
If pigs flew and I ran for admin, what would you vote? โ Fish on skates
You can vote for multiple people, you know that?
From The Logs
23:56, 3 December 2025 DaniPine3 (talk | contribs) blocked Fish on skates (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of 3 seconds (account creation disabled, autoblock disabled, email disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (Turb0 told me to (for making a fatal grammatical mistake))
can i pwease make a subpage of the unsignpost called the daily news :) it will replace gerg's shitroom ๐ gergdown๐(talk) โ๏ธ 22:44, 10 December 2025 (UTC)
When is the next ask Turb0? I have a question that I think would be funny but I can't ask it yet because the next one hasn't been made yet (and also i'm an impatient bitch which is why i'm asking here instead of just waiting) --LieutenantGammaHere, Friend, have some meth. 02:41, 12 December 2025 (UTC)
Thanks for the vote for my Frodo article. It's not gonna make it, I edited it a lot already but, yeah, I'd rather keep it up as just another page on the site than butcher it anymore with sweeping edits. And it's not in danger of being huffed. At least from what I know. But I wanted to thank you for voting for it for VFH. I do appreciate that you took the time to read it. Thanks. Nacky (talk) 18:15, 21 December 2025 (UTC)
On December 16 or 17, I asked DaniPine3 to block me until the 19th because reasons. However, I had not accounted for who would deliver the UnSignpost, figuring Turb0-Sunrise would do it. Little did I know, Turb0 had taken his name off the paperbots list, leaving me as the sole UnSignpost deliverer. This was appropriately reacted to by several editors. And might I remind you that when you sign up for UnSignpost home delivery by putting the template on your talk page, you agree not to sue?
As a sort of "Christmas present", could you give me some pointers since I'm clearly not very funny. Sovietโญ(Ask for free votes) 02:59, 25 December 2025 (UTC)
rewrite of the current LEGO article, which currently sucks ass.[edit source]
That was my article man ๐ข I can't deny it's a bit sucky, tho. so thanks for trying to polish it up. just I hope It doesn't stray much from "my vision", tho :] ๐๐๐DaniPine3 (talk)๐๐๐ 20:07, 25 December 2025 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: i'm still imagining them as weapons, but as WMDs instead of regular ones. i'm also gonna end it on the guy stepping on a lego. Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 15:40, 26 December 2025 (UTC)
oh no... the horror... the pain such fate will cause... ๐๐๐DaniPine3 (talk)๐๐๐ 15:43, 26 December 2025 (UTC)
Yep! The first issue of The Daily News is out now! If it wasn't, you wouldn't be reading it. Duh. After being started on September 30th by a singular user, this simple shitpost quickly grew to be in competition with the UnSignpost, then to be merged with the UnSignpost, to finally being a direct subpage of the UnSignpost with a renaming and a complete revamp of everything.
Will this new busines – er, I mean passion project be successful? Or will a second blockbuster hit the Uncyclopedian servers? Learn more in the Future!
This is what the game looks like. Lots of fucking everywhere.
Would Oooga booga: A New Way Home be the name of the sequel? By Gergdown
That's right! To end of the season, user OPOSSUM has released the game UnGames:OBS 9000BC. Well, it's actually called the OOGA BOOGA SIMULATOR 9000 B.C., but OBS is a nicer acronym, and it also has the same acronym as the video recording software. The game has you put yourself in the shoes of a tribesman named Hooga-Chaka who must defend his tribe from an attacking tribe. The setting takes place in a now-sunken part of the Bering Strait. As of now, only OPOSSUM is allowed to edit it, according to the rules. Will this be as grand as Escape from Ojai? Probably not. That's what he said, actually.
Gergdown has requested a block for a few days so he can focus on his Deltarune mod. He made a deal that if he doesn't finish the beta in time, he'll have to sing several songs (including The Intense Voice of Hatsune Miku) and change his name back to Theultimategergdown. This block was taken advantage of by Turb0-Sunrise and I when we mildly vandalized the Chanada leaf in an image built one pixel at a time, which Gerg responded to on his talk page. This resulted in an agreement between Gerg, Turb0, and me that if the Chanada leaf only has two purple pixels, the Bostonian national anthem Dirty Water will be added to the list of songs.
Userpages for VFD
By Fish again
Soviet has nominated their userpage for VFD in an effort to finally have it deleted for some reason. Some people want it gone, and some people might want it to stay. Both sides make pretty good points--no technical issues seem to occur, but there could be a rule against it.
Then Turb0-Sunrise turned it into something completely different by nominating his own userpage for VFD.
After several years, DeletedUser0001 has finally been deleted. It all started when DeletedUser0001 requested account vanishing on Zombiebaron's talk page. Zombiebaron complied with the request and renamed DeletedUser0001. For whatever reason, Zombiebaron didn't delete his user page or talk page leaving DeletedUser0001 ironically not deleted. It wasn't until several years later when I found out DeletedUser0001's user page wasn't deleted. I informed Alula about this and DeletedUser0001's user page was finally deleted.
Today, Gergdown has won Uncyclopedian of the Month (UOTM) with a score of nine. On December 22nd, a few days before the nominations ended, Gergdown elegantly said,
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Thou who don'te voteth for me will be declared a TRAITORE to the Greate Gerg Empire! So you bettere voteth for me... OR ELSE THE WARRIOR, GERG, will eateth you whole! So pleaseth, don'teth be eaten.
โ
Coincidentally, three users voted for him on the same day. Gergdown was also blocked for three days during the nomination possibly making him the first person to win UOTM while blocked. It should also be noted that Gergdown was the only nomination.
With Turb0-Sunrise's Christmas card, I thought I'd make a personal template of my own. And with a bit of sporked wikitext trickery, Uncyclopedia Wrapped is coming to a talk page near you.
