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Skylab 4 Ghosts

“what”

~ Gerry Pickup Truck on seeing the Skylab 4 Ghosts for the first time

The Skylab 4 Ghosts are the ghosts of the Skylab 4 Crew, consisting of Gerry Pickup Truck, Billp Ouge and I Couldn't Think Of A Funny-Sounding Name For Ed Gibson. They were first Spotted during the Skylab 3 mission in 1973, which is pretty stupid, because none of the Skylab 4 crew would actually be dead until 2014.

The only known photo of the Skylab 4 ghosts.

The heck's a Skylab?

Because there's no page written on it yet (As of April 2025), It's probably important to talk about what Skylab even is. Skylab was an American space station built from leftover moon landing doohickeys. It was home to the Skylab 2 crew, the Skylab 3 crew, the Skylab 4 crew, the Skylab 4 ghosts, and would have been home to the Skylab 5 crew, but Skylab 5 forgot to exist (Again, as of April 2025). Skylab is just an empty rocket stage you can live in. When someone writes a page on Skylab, they'll probably tell you more.

First Sighting

The Skylab 4 Ghosts would be first sighted by the crew of Skylab 3, that crew consisting of Alan Bean, Owen Garriott, and Jack Lousma. Lousma would be the first to see one, during 2-Weeks-Until-The-End-Of-Skylab-3, 1973. He would tell his crew: "we got a skylab 4 crew in here". When Bean spotted them, he would take the photo on the right, which you can view to the right of this paragraph. They didn't really see the Skylab 4 ghosts that much, given they first saw them during 2-Weeks-Until-The-End-Of-Skylab-3, and also because the Skylab 4 ghosts didn't appear often, particularly the ghost of Billp Ouge, since he was embarrassed about getting a not-very-good photo taken of him.

Self-Visit

Skylab 4 would also see the ghosts of themselves ... somehow. Gerry Pickup Truck, when he spotted them, famously said: "what"

Wha thappened to them?

Well, they are still currently waiting for Skylab 5 to exist, and for an actual page to be written about them. Nowadowadays, it makes a little more sense the Skylab 4 Ghosts exist, as Billp Ouge and Gerry Pickup Truck are actually dead now. Ed Gibson, however is still alive, and for some reason, is now roomates with his ghost.

Spaghetti Plants

“wow this is some good stuff”

~ Victor Spaghetti on discovering spaghetti for the first time

“yeah this is some good stuff”

~ the king of italy on trying spaghetti after it's discovery 3 hours before

Spaghetti plants are where the type of pasta known as spaghetti are grown. (you don't say? -J.U.) Contrary to popular belief, there is not only one type of Spaghetti Plants, there are actually two, those being Spaghetti Trees, and Spaghetti Bushes.

History & Evolution

The.. Fruit? Vegetable? Flower? Seed? ... of Spaghetti Plants.

The first Spaghetti Plants are theorized to evolved around the year -big number, in what would be Italy, but Italy would not be a thing until the Earth Online 1861 Update. Around the year -slightly less big number, it's theorized that the evolution of Spaghetti Trees and Spaghetti Plants would split and do... whatever evolving things do. Spaghetti Bushes would evolve into their current form by the year -lukewarm hotel, and they have not changed since. Spaghetti Trees however, still had to evolve for a while, and they're still evolving as of September 2025 (they're kind of perfectionists). Contrary to popular belief, Spaghetti was not discovered by Eminem's Mom, but actually Victor Spaghetti, who after 3 hours, went to the Grand Poo-bah of Italy, and told him to try it, and I think it's pretty obvious what happened after, given you can buy spaghetti probably anywhere on Earth, and all the 8-Twelves on Venus.

How to Grow

Firstly, the major difference between Spaghetti Trees and Spaghetti Bushes are that Spaghetti Trees are grown from a much harder kind of spaghetti, and Spaghetti Bushes are grown from a softer spaghetti, which is why they can't grow past being bushes. Also, spaghetti plants grow best in a climate similar to that of Italy. It's also important to not break the spaghetti, because that will cause it to not be able to grow into a spaghetti plant, and those 2 italian dudes on the internet will call you a silly sausage. Anyway, if you have the patience of a 4-year old, there are ways to make spaghetti plants grow faster, such as dumping (NOT DROWNING) spaghetti sauce on it, or putting meatballs on it. Nobody thus far is exactly sure why that causes spaghetti plants to grow faster, but there are spaghetologists (spaghetti scientists) trying to figure out how that works. Now assuming you've put spaghetti sauce or meatballs on the sprout of your spaghetti plant, that'll mean they probably take another 2 (if you're growing a spaghetti bush) to 18 years (if you're growing a spaghetti tree).

Where to Grow

Ideally around Italy, as that's where they evolved, but they can grow in many other places such as Delaware, Venus, My Cousin's Backyard (fun fact: the spaghetti tree there is what made me decide to write this), The Top Gear Test Track, and much more.

Why to Grow

Well, there's many reasons why you'd grow a spaghetti plant. Maybe you don't like the stuff in the stores, maybe you can't afford the stuff in the stores, maybe something to do with spoons, maybe... Alright, I've run out of maybes.

When to Grow

Spaghetti Season. It's as simple as that. (or if you don't know when Spaghetti Season is, March - September.)

What to Grow

That'd be a spaghetti plant. There's no other way you can get natural spaghetti.

Wether to Grow

Well for this, it really just depends if you like spaghetti or not. If you don't like it but your roommate Dan (or his girlfriend Catherine) does, get it as a birthday gift. If you like it, but someone else you live with doesn't, then tell them you're getting it anyways, and they should go throw a burrito at themselves or something. If you like it and you live by yourself, there's not really a problem there.

Who to Grow

...What?

The Vat19 Burrito Duel

“huah”

~ the late Jon Stamm's last words

The Vat19 Burrito Duel was a duel between (the late) Jon Stamm and Danny Gula fought on February 22nd, 2022 2020. It resulted in the death of Jon, and a bit of a mess being made.

"ah"

Why it Happened

It all began because of one Joey Graves, king of something, presumably Missouri. Also, other Vat19 member (everyone here was/is in Vat19) Kara Irefusetowritethislastnamebecauseit'stoolongformetotype had involvement in this too, that being crying behind a railing while holding a fan. Anywanyways, Joey decided it would be funny for Jon and Danny to duel with burritos, and told them to do it.

The Duel

The duel began when Jon, who at the moment was very unsatisfied, slapped Danny and said he requested to be satisfied, to which Danny replied: "And you, my dear friend, shall be given the satisfaction you currently desire at this time, therefore making you no longer unsatisfied."