Spaghetti Plants

“wow this is some good stuff”

~ Victor Spaghetti on discovering spaghetti for the first time

“yeah this is some good stuff”

~ the king of italy on trying spaghetti after it's discovery 3 hours before

Spaghetti plants are where the type of pasta known as spaghetti are grown. (you don't say? -J.U.) Contrary to popular belief, there is not only one type of Spaghetti Plants, there are actually two, those being Spaghetti Trees, and Spaghetti Bushes.

History & Evolution

The.. Fruit? Vegetable? Flower? Seed? ... of Spaghetti Plants.

The first Spaghetti Plants are theorized to evolved around the year -big number, in what would be Italy, but Italy would not be a thing until the Earth Online 1861 Update. Around the year -slightly less big number, it's theorized that the evolution of Spaghetti Trees and Spaghetti Plants would split and do... whatever evolving things do. Spaghetti Bushes would evolve into their current form by the year -lukewarm hotel, and they have not changed since. Spaghetti Trees however, still had to evolve for a while, and they're still evolving as of September 2025 (they're kind of perfectionists). Contrary to popular belief, Spaghetti was not discovered by Eminem's Mom, but actually Victor Spaghetti, who after 3 hours, went to the Grand Poo-bah of Italy, and told him to try it, and I think it's pretty obvious what happened after, given you can buy spaghetti probably anywhere on Earth, and all the 8-Twelves on Venus.

How to Grow

Firstly, the major difference between Spaghetti Trees and Spaghetti Bushes are that Spaghetti Trees are grown from a much harder kind of spaghetti, and Spaghetti Bushes are grown from a softer spaghetti, which is why they can't grow past being bushes. Also, spaghetti plants grow best in a climate similar to that of Italy. It's also important to not break the spaghetti, because that will cause it to not be able to grow into a spaghetti plant, and those 2 italian dudes on the internet will call you a silly sausage. Anyway, if you have the patience of a 4-year old, there are ways to make spaghetti plants grow faster, such as dumping (NOT DROWNING) spaghetti sauce on it, or putting meatballs on it. Nobody thus far is exactly sure why that causes spaghetti plants to grow faster, but there are spaghetologists (spaghetti scientists) trying to figure out how that works. Now assuming you've put spaghetti sauce or meatballs on the sprout of your spaghetti plant, that'll mean they probably take another 2 (if you're growing a spaghetti bush) to 18 years (if you're growing a spaghetti tree).

Where to Grow

Ideally around Italy, as that's where they evolved, but they can grow in many other places such as Delaware, Venus, My Cousin's Backyard (fun fact: the spaghetti tree there is what made me decide to write this), The Top Gear Test Track, and much more.

Why to Grow

Well, there's many reasons why you'd grow a spaghetti plant. Maybe you don't like the stuff in the stores, maybe you can't afford the stuff in the stores, maybe something to do with spoons, maybe... Alright, I've run out of maybes.

When to Grow

Spaghetti Season. It's as simple as that. (or if you don't know when Spaghetti Season is, March - September.)

What to Grow

That'd be a spaghetti plant. There's no other way you can get natural spaghetti.

Wether to Grow

Well for this, it really just depends if you like spaghetti or not. If you don't like it but your roommate Dan (or his girlfriend Catherine) does, get it as a birthday gift. If you like it, but someone else you live with doesn't, then tell them you're getting it anyways, and they should go throw a burrito at themselves or something. If you like it and you live by yourself, there's not really a problem there.

Who to Grow

...What?