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2025 Atlantic

Dexter

Peak intensity of 50 MPH, 998 Mbar

Tropical Storm Dexter aimed for north of Bermuda. Also 2 disturbances getting looked at. Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise (LETS GO RED SOX) 17:22, 4 August 2025 (UTC)

This tropical storm is Dexter. In English, he would be right-handed.

Even seeing the forcasts, I'd say watch out in Newfoundland and the Azores for some effects. The Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise (LETS GO RED SOX) UHC 16:28, 5 August 2025 (UTC)

First storm to get below 1000 mbar! The Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise (LETS GO RED SOX) UHC 15:02, 6 August 2025 (UTC)

It's dead. To the archives! The Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise (LETS GO RED SOX) UHC 18:24, 7 August 2025 (UTC)

Hurricane Erin

peak of 160 MPH, 915 mbar

Only putting this here because it has a 80% chance of developing. Looks like the first Cabo Verde of the year. The Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise (LETS GO RED SOX) UHC

Ok, this thing has a 90% chance of developing. God save the east coast. The Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise (LETS GO RED SOX) UHC 21:00, 10 August 2025 (UTC)

FUCK. that shit's going for Miami.

What the hell did i tell you all? The Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise (LETS GO RED SOX) UHC 15:24, 11 August 2025 (UTC)

ITS CURVING AWAY! oh wait we want it to hit florida Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 22:51, 15 August 2025 (UTC)

Eh, Florida's been through enough. --Fish on skates 17:50, 16 August 2025 (UTC)

HOLY FUCKING FUCK. IT'S CAT 5 ALREADY. IT FUCKING EXPLODED. Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 19:16, 16 August 2025 (UTC)

Ignore me not updating this for 2 days. Anyways, the Outer Banks are mildly screwed.Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 13:29, 20 August 2025 (UTC)

2025 Pacific

Ivo

Peak intensity of 65 MPH, 999 mbar

@OPOSSUM: We got Ivo now! The Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise (LETS GO RED SOX) UHC 22:36, 6 August 2025 (UTC)

Damn it. Has it as a hurricane by tomorrow. The Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise (LETS GO RED SOX) UHC 13:42, 7 August 2025 (UTC)

From the NHC advisory: ...TINY IVO CONTINUES MOVING QUICKLY WEST-NORTHWESTWARD... The Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise (LETS GO RED SOX) UHC 18:11, 7 August 2025 (UTC)

If we were to kill a random member, Ivo-te to kill Fish. The Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise (LETS GO RED SOX) UHC 02:01, 9 August 2025 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: Which fish?

This one?

--Fish on skates 21:34, 9 August 2025 (UTC)

Now it's fucking WEAKENING. The Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise (LETS GO RED SOX) UHC 22:47, 9 August 2025 (UTC)

Expected to be post-tropical tomorrow. --Fish on skates 00:30, 10 August 2025 (UTC)

No, it's expected to be a remnant low. The Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise (LETS GO RED SOX) UHC 13:22, 10 August 2025 (UTC)

IT'S... dead. The Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise (LETS GO RED SOX) UHC 15:33, 11 August 2025 (UTC)

Henriette

Peak intensity of 85 MPH, 986 mbar

Well then. The Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise (LETS GO RED SOX) UHC 21:57, 4 August 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: We got a live one! The Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise (LETS GO RED SOX) UHC 21:38, 5 August 2025 (UTC)

Hurricane by Monday morn'. Fuck. The Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise (LETS GO RED SOX) UHC 20:10, 7 August 2025 (UTC)

It's BA-ACK! The Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise (LETS GO RED SOX) UHC 22:51, 9 August 2025 (UTC)

if you look at the satelite views, you can see an EYE. The Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise (LETS GO RED SOX) UHC

Holy shit. this escalated quickly. I knew the eye was going to do something! The Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise (LETS GO RED SOX) UHC 20:54, 10 August 2025 (UTC)

na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, GOODBYE... Turb0-Sunrise (Yell at me) UHC 13:31, 13 August 2025 (UTC)

I did technically quit out of this UHC group, you know... but ok. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 19:01, 13 August 2025 (UTC)