Uncyclopedia:Noob of the Moment

Noob of the Month Moment badge

“All of us are in the gutter, but some of us only got here recently.”

~ Oscar Wilde

Welcome to the voting page. AHA! Indeed it is.

This is where we nominate n00bs for n00b of the moment.(sigh) When am I off work. I got a family to feed. Except my daughter. She's FAT!!!

Eligibility Requirements

In order to be considered a noob, you must:

• Be generally considered "new" or "n00by".
• Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
• Have made a strong, noticeable presence on the site via writing, image manipulation, or continuous maintenance.

Nomination and voting process

You can't nominate yourself, n00b!

Nominate the noob who you think has made the most high-quality contributions in their short time here.

Rather than going on a month by month basis, a nomination for NotM will remain active until one of the following happens:

• The total score for an individual n00b at the end of any given month is +5, at which stage they reach NotM status
• 90 days pass from the time of nomination and the score remains below +5
• Any nominee is banned for a time longer than 2 weeks.

At this time you may vote ONCE for a noob, but you MAY VOTE FOR MULTIPLE N00BS. Do your research! Vote for who makes you giggle. All successful nominees will be highlighted on the main page the month following being granted award.

Only signed votes from registered users count! Please use a level two headline format for the nomination. And do add {{VoteNOTM}} to the nominee's userspace.

Fabulous Prizes

Winner will receive:

• Spotlight on front page
• Fancy template to put on your user page

(Note: Contrary to what some may consider to be popular belief, winners of Uncyclopedia's Noob of the Moment Award® will not be entitled to complimentary beef jerky at their local grocery stores, but you might as well ask anyway. You never know your luck.)

Past Winners

Noob of the Month: Chronarion • RadicalX • Slackerboy • Mellomeh • Splaka • UtarEmpire • BobBobBob • Todd Lyons • Whywhywhy • MoneySign • Count of Monkey Crisco • Spang • Hardwick Fundlebuggy • Nydas • Zombiebaron • Shandon • Procopius • Quira • Anyone • Braydie • Gneomi • Ben DeRoy • Contestant • RAHB • MichaelHax • Pigeon • ۞ • Dr. Skullthumper • Gerrycheevers • The UnIdiot • Jim Groovester • MrN9000 • AE • DJ Irreverent • Luvvy • Mightydandylion • YesTimeToEdit • Cheapinitreal • The Woodburninator • Mrmonkey72 • Rcmurphy • Multiliteralist • Nachlader • PaddyAtkinson • DrStrange • Tagstit • Guildensternenstein • Sonje • YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans • Clemens177 • Staircase • PuppyOnTheRadio • Sequence • Why do I need to provide this? • BlueSpiritGuy • Puffskein • Aleister • LisaKachold • HELPME • Joyce Carol Hall-and-Oates • Tragicbooty • English peasant • MsuCarencro • John Lydon • NonchalantCaterpillar • Lordarcadian • Thatdamnedfollowspot • Tonillero • Mimo&maxus • Putthatknifedown • Cat the Colourful • Omnifluff • Rpm • Neopowell • TheHumbucker • Lockdandload • NoNamesLeft • Mattsnow • PoopManPoop • HauntedUndies • Mattityahu • Iwritewhatiwant • Featured User • PopGoesTheWeasel • Jonny appleseed • Vodkelpplant • Tasmania

Noob of the Moment: XDshempXD • Alpha Quintesson • Mockingbird ST • Gabriel Turner • MasterWangs • Ticklethekeys • Ice cream mafia • Ratfactor • Snippy • Sinner George • KMnO • Leverage • Sumone10154 • Sir Peasewhizz • CDPCCNAC • MagicBus • Fakehater • Murder Frog • Bill Melater • Equilateralperil • Y • Hoof Hearted • ProfessorScience • RedHot • F.I.G.A._World_Cup • Anton199 • Yoursisterlickedmyballs • Figgycity50 • Lizbink • Snarglefoop • Kavlozs • Banzaikitten • Everyotherusernamewastaken • Mjduniverse • Xander • Abacab • Wageslav • Syu20 of the Who-dea • Heosphoros • Joha1980 • MrX • Hyetts • Wikipedia Be Sucking • Willy on wheels

For full details, see Past Winners

Current Nominations

Ean (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

• Nom and for.  –     (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 07:12, 6 November 2021

L10nM4st3r (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2

• Self nom, made a hundred redirects from page moves. Fuck it. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 19:59, 21 September 2022 (UTC)

ICH BIN VITER! BeAnsman1 (talk) 21:04, 9 November 2023 (UTC)

Uhm, acshully you aren’t allowed to nominate yourself according to the rules, and I’m gonna have to report you to administration for this 🤓 WPBS (talk) 23:39, 9 November 2023 (UTC)

See also

Awards, Decorations and Honours