User:Joyce Carol Hall-and-Oates

	Noob of the Moment March 2010

Commander of the Order

The Incriminating Evidence: My Record of Perfidy

• The Black Hole (Disney Movie) Was my debut here and earned me my N00b Of The Month Nomination during Feb/March 2009
• Presidents of the USA Status: I fell in lurve with this idea but I can't even cover up my appaling lack-of-knowledge of American history with that much huffing, puffing, and handwaving. I'll probably let this one simmer for a while on the stove.
• The Foundation Trilogy (Bob Vila Series). This page has been transferred to the main user space
• Microsoft Publisher:I'm planting the JCH-a-O flag on this subject. It's mine. I have nothing to savage this DTP afterbirth with yet, but I'll try real hard to come up with something quickly.
• Come to think of it, is there a Graphic design Category? Maybe there is … I can improve that. And by improve, I mean … well, what you think I mean. Actually, that Graphic Design article could use some help.
• Alan Parsons Project (Prog Rock Band) Yay! This one's flowing trippily of the pen!
• A new map of Japan:

A New Map of Japan, Created Mostly because I've always wanted to use "Bukkake" in an image, but the real stuff is icky. Inserted into the Geography section of the Japan article, mostly against its will. Mostly.

Joyce Carol Hall-and-Oates 19:31, February 28, 2010 (UTC)

• The article on North America is in a bad, bad way, especially the "Discovery" stuff (which didn't even rise to the level of dumb), and the only map there is a variation on the tired (regardless of how appropriate one may see it) "Jesusland" joke. So I'm fixing it. I'm also making up an actual funny map for it (Yeah, I know that's pretty arrogant, but "Jesusland"? Still? In twenty-freaking-TEN? Yeah, it's a tired joke). Sosumi. Also, I'm working on a map, did I say this?
• Here's the map I was talking about:

North America What, you were expecting South America?.

--Joyce Carol Hall-and-Oates 21:20, March 8, 2010 (UTC)

• Less To Come!