User talk:Joyce Carol Hall-and-Oates
You Are An Unwilling Participant in a Nefarious Competition![edit source]
Hello, Joyce Carol Hall-and-Oates, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!
You might think that you're being welcomed because you are liked.
Well
You have been misinformed. You are not liked.
Well, maybe a little.
Especially if you made a cake. Did you?
Anyway *clears throat*
The reason you have been welcomed is because members of an evil group, known as The Welcoming Committee are trying to score as many new members as possible to win some obscure statistic. Confused? So are we.
Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the airlock right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Don't forget the big red button marked "EJECT".
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Consider yourself welcomed. Now get to work! -- ~
14:10, February 9, 2010 (UTC)
- Also, great work on the Black Hole movie! ~
14:11, February 9, 2010 (UTC)
- Thanks! Working on a few more pictures and want to come up with a little more content, then it's off to mock something else! --Joyce Carol Hall-and-Oates 14:20, February 9, 2010 (UTC)
- Joyce Oates Carol Hall, hi. I didn't see Black Hole listed on your user page with the rest of your work, and wondered why. It's a very good article. Good luck with your newest project, ~
1:46 7.3.
- Excellent Point, Kind Sir! Thank you for pointing that out! It's what got me the nomination anywho! Joyce Carol Hall-and-Oates 03:34, March 7, 2010 (UTC)
- Joyce Oates Carol Hall, hi. I didn't see Black Hole listed on your user page with the rest of your work, and wondered why. It's a very good article. Good luck with your newest project, ~
- Thanks! Working on a few more pictures and want to come up with a little more content, then it's off to mock something else! --Joyce Carol Hall-and-Oates 14:20, February 9, 2010 (UTC)
So new, and such voting skill[edit source]
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| This user has been promoted the the rank of Queen's voter. | |
| Due to their site-topping talents in voting awards for me, all other chores formerly assigned have been rescinded. | |
| Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they'll do nothing other than HELP ME win awards anytime soon. | |
| If you were hoping they would reply to a message, sorry to disappoint, | |
| but such a menial task is outside of their job description. |
—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! 
NOTM 19:11, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
Recent Inactivity To End Very Soon[edit source]
Stressful times demand attention paid elsewhere sometimes. I have NOT quit uncyclopedia, but am going to be contributing again within days, maybe hours, maybe minutes! --97.120.14.172 10:27, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
NotM[edit source]
Congratulations Joyce Carol Hall-and-Oates on co-winning NotM! You know, some of the greatest Uncyclopedians have been NotM. You're in good company. Congrats! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 01:07, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
- Then again, some of Uncyclopedia's very worst have also won it.—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!!
NOTM 01:09, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
- I could be the best OR the worst Uncylopeidian? The tyranny of freedom of choice! Thank you all for the nod. I'll let you know which one I decide to become !!!! --Joyce Carol Hall-and-Oates 01:18, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
- You won't have to tell us. We'll know. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 01:20, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
- LOL! Of course. --Joyce Carol Hall-and-Oates 01:31, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
- You won't have to tell us. We'll know. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 01:20, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
- I could be the best OR the worst Uncylopeidian? The tyranny of freedom of choice! Thank you all for the nod. I'll let you know which one I decide to become !!!! --Joyce Carol Hall-and-Oates 01:18, April 2, 2010 (UTC)