User:PaddyAtkinson
- I'll be out for a while, possibly forever. Cheers for the introductions to Frank Zappa and the GIMP editor. It's been real and it's been fun, but it hasn't been real fun. (25.11.08)
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Noob of the Moment November 2008 |
WELCOME![edit | edit source]
to the wonderful userspace of Mr. Paddy Atkinson. Many, including the knobbers at this link here [1], purport that I am Sir Paddy Atkinson, greatest footballer ever known to Newcastle Upon Tyne and master escuelerie. These bastards have been trying to ruin my life for years. It began as a plot by the MI6 to take back the streets of South Tyneside. Apparently my basset hound ass was getting invovled with a few too many bitches and the Queen was feeling threatened by my following. They usurped my identity and hired some bin man to be my imposter. And what a shite job they did, I might add. Have you seen him take a penalty? Downy.
About ME:[edit | edit source]
Years : 20 dog
Height: ~0.5 metres
Length: ~1.5 metres
Weight: ~5.0 stone
Colour: brown/white spots
Belief: Orthodox Pastafarian
Status: Long gone
Feelin: Sky high
Mantra: "Low and Slow, That is the Tempo"
Articles I Done Did[edit | edit source]
Slow motion ...yep, that's it
MSpaint Magic[edit | edit source]
