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I'll be out for a while, possibly forever. Cheers for the introductions to Frank Zappa and the GIMP editor. It's been real and it's been fun, but it hasn't been real fun. (25.11.08)

Noob of the Moment Award Noob of the Moment November 2008


For those without comedic tastes, the "questionable parody" of this website called Wikipedia have an article about Paddy Atkinson.

to the wonderful userspace of Mr. Paddy Atkinson. Many, including the knobbers at this link here [1], purport that I am Sir Paddy Atkinson, greatest footballer ever known to Newcastle Upon Tyne and master escuelerie. These bastards have been trying to ruin my life for years. It began as a plot by the MI6 to take back the streets of South Tyneside. Apparently my basset hound ass was getting invovled with a few too many bitches and the Queen was feeling threatened by my following. They usurped my identity and hired some bin man to be my imposter. And what a shite job they did, I might add. Have you seen him take a penalty? Downy.

About ME:[edit]

Never a frown with golden brown, just a few serious looks.

Years : 20 dog

Height: ~0.5 metres

Length: ~1.5 metres

Weight: ~5.0 stone

Colour: brown/white spots

Belief: Orthodox Pastafarian

Status: Long gone

Feelin: Sky high

Mantra: "Low and Slow, That is the Tempo"

Articles I Done Did[edit]


Why?:Does it burn when I pee

Slow motion ...yep, that's it

MSpaint Magic[edit]