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Ok, how about a picture of offline contact list in icq and something like "nobody is online" -- 23:04, 22 January 2007 (UTC)Panda

"He is a big spammer, member of the infamous greek group called Spammers (also known as the 1337 5p4m0rZ)."

Um, I don't think the contributor of the above quote really gets what this page is about. Removed --Bouahat 16:35, 3 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Without posting an {{anti-list}} tag on this page, I want to point out that it is a list, if the page does not accumulate conntent, I will mark it as such, and hopefully the NO FUCKING LISTS point will finnaly be made. The list is obviously well thought out, and long though. But it is just a list. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 13:56, 5 April 2006 (UTC)

    • True enough. How about making nobody the 120th president? Nobody could also invent zero and totally screw things up. ideas? --Alamandrax 01:03, 7 April 2006 (PDT)

How about adding a Oddysseus reference? After all, he fooled a Cyclops by claiming to be Nobody.

This is a good one, but somebody decided to add some HILLLLARIOUS "random" "jokes" to the article, which I'm not willing to fix and reduced my interest in the article enough not to add thsi idea. But if anyone still cares I would say that is a good idea. Barcode711 05:31, 19 August 2007 (UTC)

I have Nobody in Speed Dial 11. ==

hahahha this site is funny as shit

Nobody reads this stuff[edit]

  Since Nobody will read this let me ask? "Does Nobody know what the f**k is going on?" HMMMMMMM, Nobody seems to be listening. Nobody knows all the answers, so Nobody asks no questions. Let it be shouted far and wide, "Trust Nobody, Nobody always does what is right."
Nebody (Anybody) you know could be Nobody, so it is possible that Nebody will know whatever Somebody is thinking. Everybody, at some point will be overheard saying, "Nobody loves me." Everybody can't be wrong. Nobody is and always will be responsible for Nothing, and Nothing makes Nobody Happy. Nobody wrote this, so Nobody can understand it. Nobody loves Nebody!!!!

This article is a good idea.[edit]

It's true. Some people on this site are very creative. Zeel1 02:52, 13 July 2008 (UTC)

The List[edit]

Since the list of facts got removed from this page, and the article containing the facts got deleted, perhaps it may behoove us all if we had some kind of external link to a listing of such information. If anyone else knows of a reliable resource, feel free to add it to the external links. However, this doesn't mean that you can advertise or spam this article. If no one wants to do it, I'll do it myself, but it'll take a little bit of time. I have some other articles I am rewriting presently. If you have questions or concerns, please leave a message on my talk page. --Doctapeppaman 19:52, 12 December 2008 (UTC)

Wait a second...[edit]

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee! -- 04:05, 25 January 2009 (UTC)

Ohhh... I get it...[edit]

So, NOBODY can be beaten by- wait, no... SOMEBODY can b- wait... Damn! I'm confused! Seriously, WTF?! Dannehvirus 04:55, January 4, 2010 (UTC)

This page is now unfunny[edit]

This page used to be full of laughs... but no more, someone has removed about 3/4 of the content it had...

If you think it is so "unfunny," then why don't you mind adding some "laughs" yourself. -- UserTalkContributions 18:02, March 4, 2012 (UTC)

I agree, removing the list is fair game as lists suck, but something needs to take its place, its too short and doesn't finish the job. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 10:17, March 16, 2012 (UTC)
Now i removed some of the lists. Will fix it later.--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! Offensive flag.png 10:30, March 16, 2012 (UTC)

Somebody with time to edit should[edit]

somebody with time to edit should add a section about how nobody is always blamed for doing or not doing things that should or shouldn't be done.... nobody else wants to take the blame/credit/whatever for it.... it should be worded cleverly though with some time put into it to make sure that it's cohesive and not just a bunch of rambling crap. also i hate everything that says "Nobody _____, but _________" because it contradicts that nobody is in fact an actual being. it's not consistent and stupid and ought to be corrected. back to my original point, "Nobody is always blamed for breaking the dishes, but being as there wasn't any other beings present to witness it, it's impossible to prove that such a thing ever happened." perhaps the heading should be (Criminal History) or i don't know.... something clever like that. get to work. – Preceding unsigned comment added by (talk • contribs)

I agree, but there has been a bit of toing and froing on this article, which is how some of the issues you've mentioned have been removed. Given this is the wiki anyone can edit, feel free to have a shot. Nominally Humane! 12:59 14 Jul