User:JHSHernandez-ZBH

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Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all the Ancient Language speakers. al G au A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek 'Straylyan whif und estreemleh theuck akzent. au A ao 0 This user does not understand AOLer (or understands it with considerable difficulties). ao 0 bs F This user got an F in Bullsh!t and likes their native language better (if they have one). bs F bl P This fucker speaks Blasphemy heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. bl P ca A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Canadian whif und estreemleh theuck akzent. ca A cpp 4 This user speaks C++ at a near-native level. cpp 4 cs 0 This user does not understand Czech (or understands it with considerable difficulties). cs 0 css 1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of .css. css 1 cy 0 This user does not understand Welsh (or understands it with considerable difficulties). cy 0 da 0 This user does not understand Danish (or understands it with considerable difficulties). da 0 de E This user only speaks Deutsch because it was a required course in school. de E do 0 This user does not understand Dolphin (or understands it with considerable difficulties). do 0 du G This user does not speak Dumbass and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Dumbass speakers. du G elv 0 This user does not understand Elvish (or understands it with considerable difficulties). elv 0 enl E This user only speaks English, but Louder because it was a required course in school. enl E enr A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Engrish whif und estreemleh theuck akzent. enr A eo 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Esperanto. eo 2 es E This user only speaks Español because it was a required course in school. es E et 0 This user does not understand Estonian (or understands it with considerable difficulties). et 0 fig X This user only speaks Fight enough to seduce native Fight speakers. fig X fr E This user only speaks Français because it was a required course in school. fr E fh G This user does not speak Fuckhead and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Fuckhead speakers. fh G fur 0 This user does not understand Furry (or understands it with considerable difficulties). fur 0 gb N This user is a native speaker of Gibberish. gb N gbs 4 This user speaks Galactic Basic Standard at a near-native level. gbs 4 gee E This user only speaks Geek because it was a required course in school. gee E grc G This user does not speak classical Greek and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all classical Greek speakers. grc G hr 0 This user does not understand Hrvatski (or understands it with considerable difficulties). hr 0 ht 3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of HTML. ht 3 hw 0 This user does not understand Hawaiian (or understands it with considerable difficulties). hw 0 il 4 This user speaks Igpay Atinlay at a near-native level. il 4 id 0 This user does not understand Indonesian (or understands it with considerable difficulties). id 0 it A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Italiano whif und estreemleh theuck akzent. it A java 0 This user does not understand Java (or understands it with considerable difficulties). java 0 ju 0 This user does not understand Joual canadien (or understands it with considerable difficulties). ju 0 ja 1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of 日本語. ja 1 js 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of JavaScript. js 2 ko 1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of 한국어. ko 1 la A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Latin whif und estreemleh theuck akzent. la A lz G This user does not speak Lesbian and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Lesbian speakers. lz G mor 0 This user does not understand -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . (or understands it with considerable difficulties). mor 0 MW 3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of MediaWiki. MW 3 nl 0 This user does not understand Dutch (or understands it with considerable difficulties). nl 0 nq 0 This user does not understand Nelly queen (or understands it with considerable difficulties). nq 0 ns 0 This user does not understand Newspeak (or understands it with considerable difficulties). ns 0 orb 0 This user does not understand Ouroboros (or understands it with considerable difficulties). orb 0 pe N This user is a native speaker of Plain English. pe N perl 0 This user does not understand Perl (or understands it with considerable difficulties). perl 0 php 1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of PHP. php 1 Pie 1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Pie. Pie 1 pika 0 This user does not understand Pikachu (or understands it with considerable difficulties). pika 0 pl 0 This user does not understand Polish (or understands it with considerable difficulties). pl 0 pt 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Português. pt 2 quo 4 This user speaks Quote at a near-native level. quo 4 re 3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Recondite English. re 3 rh F This user got an F in Random Humour and likes their native language better (if they have one). rh F ru 0 This user does not understand Русский (or understands it with considerable difficulties). ru 0 sa G This user does not speak Sarcasm and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Sarcasm speakers. sa G sc 3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Scrabble. sc 3 se N This user is a native speaker of Simple English. se N sl 1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of sign language. sl 1 sp 4 This user speaks Spanglish at a near-native level. sp 4 sql 0 This user does not understand SQL (or understands it with considerable difficulties). sql 0 us 4 This user speaks American English at a near-native level. us 4 tlh 0 This user does not understand Klingon (or understands it with considerable difficulties). tlh 0 tx A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Texan whif und estreemleh theuck akzent. tx A uk A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Correct English whif und estreemleh theuck akzent. uk A vi 0 This user does not understand Vietnamese (or understands it with considerable difficulties). vi 0 vg G This user does not speak Vogon and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Vogon speakers. vg G vl 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Valley girl. vl 2 wr N This user is a native speaker of Write-only. wr N yt 0 This user does not understand ytmnd (or understands it with considerable difficulties). yt 0 yue 0 This user does not understand Cantonese (or understands it with considerable difficulties). yue 0 zh 0 This user does not understand 中文 (or understands it with considerable difficulties). zh 0 vb 1 This user is able to contribute with a BASIC level of Visual Basic. vb 1 ow 0 This user does not care about Oscar Wilde and should be banned. ow 0 GOY This user is so Gentile that they cringe every time Barbara Streisand shows up. GOY typo-1 This use ris able to contribute with a babsic levle of Typo. MS X This user only speaks their mind when you ask them what they're thinking about. MS X bu-0 This user does not speak Bullet and may result in injury if does so.

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