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Most of you are under the delusion that I am a homosexual. Well I’m sorry but I’ve been lying to you. And to myself. I recently discovered a help group that pointed out what was wrong with my life. And I discovered the truth. Seen the light, as it were. I’m a Republican.

Well I will be for this trial period at least (one week). It’s part of their “don’t knock it till you’ve tried it” campaign that they’ve launched. A bit like that life swap thing but more politically orientated.

And also I’m getting paid so I’m still a total slut. Sir Orian57~Sweets~Talk 15:40 9 September 2008

So... tits then, aren't they great? --UU - natter 16:04, Sep 9

Only within the confines of wedlock. Sir Orian57~Sweets~Talk 16:07 9 September 2008

OMG! You were pretending to be gay?! I thought that's just how us guys talked to each other....fuuuuck The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 17:01, 9 September 2008 (UTC)

Damn it. I thought I has a chance with Orian57. Well, there's always suicide... -- huge Ape (balkanize) (Riot Porn) 20:12, 9 September 2008 (UTC)

Yeah well at least you aren't completely alone instead of being a homosexual you are actually more like Larry Craig, I guess you got happy feet in the bathroom of an airport and some undercover cop took it the wrong way? It happens. Not to most of us but it happens to a few closet Neocons like you from time to time. I'm a pirate but I found out I am a libertarian as well, and people got me confused for a Neocon, it happens. Just learn to laugh and edit Conservapedia articles like all of the other closet Neocons who got confused for Homosexuals so now you can be a proud Neocon and still be against Gay Marriage and not feel bad about it because you are not a real homosexual. Even if you were a homosexual I'd still respect you because everyone deserves human rights. If not for Oscar Wilde a homosexual pretending to be a witty conservative, we wouldn't even have this Wiki. So you are the opposite of Oscar Wilde, a witty conservative that pretended to be a homosexual. Everything I wrote was pure dadism, so it doesn't really mean anything except to me and Andy Kaufman as it is only funny to two guys in the whole universe.--Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 02:21, 19 September 2008 (UTC)

Well that was fun

I went out into the wide world and acted as a compleate republican. I got bored despite the positive reception it got. Oh well Back to living that lie. Toodles for now. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 20:41 9 September 2008

In the quasi-immortal words of Tom Mayfair as performed by Modusoperandi:

"You tell me your life has been a lie

You cradle my balls and let out a sigh

And we don't need any condoms..."

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:57, Sep 10

Oh that's weird I can hear modus singing now. Never a pretty sound. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 01:58 10 September 2008

I should be offended. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:46, 10 September 2008 (UTC)

But you're not are you? Hug? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 09:42 10 September 2008

And strangely aroused. Strangely. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Yeah. You look fine in my bathrobe. I hunted and skinned the bath myself. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 10:02, 10 September 2008 (UTC)

That's what I like; a real man. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 10:04 10 September 2008

Real people scare and confuse me. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 10:17, 10 Sep 2008

Cyber-hug? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 12:56 10 September 2008

No cybering! -- huge Ape (balkanize) (Riot Porn) 19:20, 10 September 2008 (UTC)

 Wah! Sire Methamphetamine! 23:35, 10 September 2008 (UTC)

Cyber-screws Methy. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 02:27 12 September 2008

 Yay! Or as the americans spell it, Yea! Sire Methamphetamine! 01:06, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

To the best of my knowledge, nobody spells 'yay' y-e-a, in America or elsewhere. Or, as the British say it, klaatu barada nikto, Gort. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:47, Sep 13

Lol wut? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 03:49 13 September 2008

You are such a nerd. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:56, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

@Orian: Fear not. We have come to visit you in peace and with goodwill. @Modus: Remake's coming soon! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:04, Sep 13

...with John "Johnny" Utah as Klaatu... Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:10, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

Huh, that's weird, I've never seen anyone spell 'Keanu Reeves' like that before. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:17, Sep 13

Oh right, A fictional language? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 04:15 13 September 2008

If you knew anything about anything, you'd know that it was totally real. Duh. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:10, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

Eh ok... *back away slowly* SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 05:13 13 September 2008

Google: You no haz? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:16, Sep 13

Google I has, Initiative on teh other hand. *shaked head in self disgust* SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 05:19 13 September 2008

I too have a confession

"Yes, AAtOEoT, the carpet does match the curtains. Now, where's my ball of yarn?"

I have actually been a woman this whole time. As many of you still refuse to believe. But now I see the light- this is the internets. What am I doing here? I need to get back in the kitchen. | contribs | talk it out 20:28, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

A what? I'm not sure I grasp the concept. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 20:31 13 September 2008

Pics of your pussy, or you aren't really a woman. -- huge Ape (balkanize) (Riot Porn) 20:48, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

Oh noes! Not here! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 20:54 13 September 2008

This line of discussion is irredeemable. From here on, we are talking about unicycles. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 05:36, 14 September 2008 (UTC)

That's crazy! How do they do it? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 05:36, 14 September 2008 (UTC)

Now THAT's a unicycle! • Spang • ☃ • talk • 15:10, 14 Sep 2008