User:YesTimeToEdit/chron5

YesTimeToArchive The YTTE Chronicles: Volume the Fifth The mafioso business, breaking up with Orian, the half leaving, half coming back, half leaving, many, many YouTube videos - three to be precise - and a druggie's weird name change, blackjack and much, MUCH more! From 2 August 2008 to 2 September 2008 This is an archive. Don't panic! Don't leave messages here, leave them here, silly. The epic YTTE Chronicles continue, below, with hugely nerve-racking and full-of-suspense random and from there take you on a light-speed ride of on-the-edge-of-your-seat action. Be prepared to be stunned, sizzled, amused, enlightened, randomed and scared in this classic. THIS IS NOT JUST AN ARCHIVE, THIS IS A LEATHER-BOUND, LOVINGLY HAND-MADE ACTION-PACKED YTTE CHRONICLE.

YesTimeToGetPromoted

Hello, you told me to remind you about doing projects and a certain promotion was mentioned (hem hem) so I'm saying GIVE ME THE MONEY MUFFAFUKKA! Thanks--Sir McWooty III Mgr 23:36, 1 September 2008 (UTC)

McWooty! Sorry If I appear to have neglected you/ignored you! Okay, I'll go off an promote you now, in fact, I'll make you my joint deputy (with VGDictator). And you can pretty much run the show (if you wanna know how to officially accept people, I can give you a lesson in that). However, not much is going down at the CMC. It's all happening at the Mafia, now (here)! Anyway...have fun! - [07:52 2 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

YesTimeToUnprovise?

Ummmm.... how exactly did I win UPotM without every being nominated for the award, never having been voted for, for the award, and never having written an Unprovisation? I am confused. pillow talk 18:09, 1 September 2008 (UTC)

Oh hypey, please revert my edit and then hit me with this shoe. I am the idiot. /me cries softly I wern't thinking right, sarh. - [18:14 1 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

YesTimeToRejoice

So, you're back? Would you like to play with my penis? I'm glad you're here. Don't ever go away again, I'll hunt you down and I'll kill you. Or worse, I'll make you go for a weekend with Cajek. Mark my words young Yettie! Mark my words! ~ 08:12, 1 September 2008 (UTC)

I never really went away, I just got bored and attempted to dramatically go away. It failed most miserably, I'm glad to say. But yes, here I am. I've marked your words with highlighter. I'll try and remember 'em! I'm just trying to get into the swing of things again...Oh my, your penis is much larger than Orian's. I bet yours has got 4x4 drive and air conditioning. - [08:16 1 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

And a surround sound system! ~ 08:19, 1 September 2008 (UTC)

Well you certainly have two huge base speakers there. - [08:42 1 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

And what about all those things you said to me on my talk page!? You're right. You really are back. And just a Faithful as ever. *sob* I wouldn't have it any other way. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 09:06 1 September 2008

Yes I am back. - [09:10 1 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Hint Targeted. Launch Ignore. Targetting... Targetting... Hint successfully ignored. Back to base, Bad Wolf out. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 09:22 1 September 2008

Dear sir you appear to have dropped your gay card and with it a tilde or two. - [09:17 1 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Oh my god! Gay Card! You have no idea how many times I fell for that! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 09:22 1 September 2008

So it's true, MI5 are secretly issuing all gays with cards so that when the time comes the gays can all rounded up and shot? - [10:00 1 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Laws no! Britin would fall into a second fashion dark age if they did that! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 10:05 1 September 2008

By "Britin" do you mean "Britain" or "Briting". It's just it's hard to tell someone's accent over the phone. There would be no fashion dark age anywhere, though, darling, thanks to me. /me self-consciously tucks my shirt into my trousers, which hang around my ankles, just above my old-man sandals with white socks. - [10:11 1 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

I guess you're right (for a change) looks like you have the fashion thing covered. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 10:48 1 September 2008

UNSIGNED! AHAHA! Also, I feel I need to run another award..."the happeningist talkpage in town of the month" award. TaDa! - [10:43 1 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

I'm waaaaay too lazy to start a new header, but yeah, welcome back YTTE. Hope you enjoyed that two day holiday. –—Hv (talk) 1/09 10:03

I can assure you that it was filled with iconic tourist attractions. - [10:11 1 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Yes, I'm sure that cupboard under the oven was really crowded. Also, ta for almost whoring one of my articles on that Zarbi's talk page. –—Hv (talk) 1/09 10:14

As for that cupboard stuff...No comment. And it's JUDGE Zarbi to you. I almost whored one of your articles? Really? That was a complete accident, I assure you. If you just tell me which article it was and how I almost whored it, I will subtly remove the whore instantly! - [10:20 1 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

In the title, Mr. Judge is kinda my article. You almost whored it in the fact that you said it but didn't link it. And now, I must be off to...something. Also, I'm in none of those categories, but I'm anything but ashamed of it. –—Hv (talk) 1/09 10:32

I added a category, so that you're included. :P - [10:36 1 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

You mean you're not non-homosexual? To be perfectly honest that doesn't surprise me. Most of your sigs are purple. Queen. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 10:48 1 September 2008

No, Orian, if you'd read the divs like a good, gay boy then you would have realised that I added "people who wear pants on there heads" just for Hv. Duh. Although, now you mention it... - [10:53 1 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

YesTimeToNagAndSayThanks

Rory would like to thank you for voting! "That was a smart move, kid" he says implying that anything else would not be smart and may wind you up underneath a particularly heavy doll's house. Oh well. Anyway, thanks for voting for on this!

Now to nag! Come back, come back, come back, come back, come back, come back ad infinitum. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 10:48 31 August 2008

YesTimeTo-- SoWhatNowYou'reLeaving?

Why!? Why bother saying you're leaving if you're also saying you'll still be around? I don't get it. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 10:44 29 August 2008

'Cause. I'm hanging with the giraffes these days. - [11:24 29 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

THAT'S BULL- oh well. Sire Methamphetamine SMOKE METH! 15:04, 30 August 2008 (UTC)

You're doing what? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 11:25 29 August 2008

YesTimeToGetPromoted!

You told me I could help out at the CMC and a certain promotion was mentioned (hem hem) about 2 months later no reply so GIVE ME THE MONEY MUFFAFUKKA!!! cheers--Sir McWooty III Mgr 22:08, 28 August 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToGoAnnoyHvAgian

So I was reading through this again and thought I'd make the above proposition. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 17:30 28 August 2008

YesTimeTo--Wait,YouLeft?

Hang on you haven't been around as much and DJ's begging you to come back. You left? And didn't tell me?! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 02:52 25 August 2008

The point of a talk page is reply there not on Nacky's. You twerp. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 14:55 28 August 2008

*Seeks attention* he guess what, they didn't collect it today! yay! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 16:48 28 August 2008

*curious* I miss him already... Come back, YTTE!! Remember when I first called you YTTE? Remember the good times we had, down by the "sausage factory"?   Le Cejak • <16:51, 28 Aug 2008>

He's not actually left. was talking to him earlier. I'm probably not going to be around fro a while while my laptop gets repairs done. Will you miss me? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 16:56 28 August 2008

YesTimeToComeBack

There are all these randoms doing stuff and I'm scared and cold and need my nappy changed :( I miss you and your fun yet helpful style :( --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 15:49, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

I miss the way you make me orgasm too. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 17:17 22 August 2008

But I was talking to Dj. Why'd he put this header here? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 17:39 22 August 2008

Bye bye header. Sire Methamphetamine SMOKE METH! 18:24, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToHit The Nearest Cowbell...

Cuz u r nomed for cohwbel operatorness of di month! Sire Methamphetamine SMOKE METH! 01:33, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToTell You It's Starting To Get Hard To Move Up

As of right now, you need 39 links to get up the ladder. I removed the "only" part because that's a bit too much to have only on it. Sire Methamphetamine SMOKE METH! 01:40, 21 August 2008 (UTC)

Er...9. - [18:19 21 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

I guess I overlooked the 3 in your number of links, or it was updated again. Sire Methamphetamine SMOKE METH! 18:36, 21 August 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToHex

{{nologo}} <span style="position:absolute;top:-30px;left:-145px;z-index:1">[[Image:UncycMafia.jpg|130px]]<br><center><big style="font-size: 15px"><span class="nounderlinelink">A Family Business</span></big></center></span> Consider whacking this (or a variation of this) on all Mafia Pages. I can turn it into a template if you would prefer. Also, I am still alive and well, and looking out for the Mafia Family. I even made it my Full Time sig now! -- Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex 10:11, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

Haha great idea, there Hex! Templates are always a good idea in my opinion, I say go for it, although hit looks a bit shoddy to me as of now. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 19:45, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

Why not add it to User:YesTimeToEdit/mafia/directory? - [22:18 19 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Done and Done... Is there a better image to use though? I already swapped it for this:

-- Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex 08:18, 21 August 2008 (UTC)

Cheers! It's looking good now. Also, The Russian Bar is ready for a trial run (proofread) I'm still trying to photo-chop the new bar image, and possibly include a lovely weapons rack and Coat Rack. However, my abilities with photoshop are very limited. I'll give a shout out to the usual suspects and see what I can scrounge up. Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex 11:21, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToBreakUp

We never talk anymore. And, you know, we used to be so close and now it just feels like we don't know each other. Every morning I wake up next to a stranger and you don't even care. It'n not me. It's you. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 19:57 18 August 2008

Who's this stranger? And why's it always me? It's you! With you Fleets of Orianorific Porntastic Gay Sailors and your Gay Oriant Express. I didn't realise that by going out with a gay person of my own gender I would be entering into a gay relationship! You deceived me! - [21:05 18 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

YOU'RE BREAKING UP?! AAAAAAAAAAARG! OH NOES, I ACTUALLY SOMEHOW CARED... I seriously need some therapy The Ghost of Methamphetamine(23:50 08-18-2008)

Yes you do. The Mafia can arrange therapy. That's something we're very good at. Shall I? - [09:10 19 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

No, because I feel like you're gonna kick my ass or something... Босс Mr. Lazar "Meth" Jasper (14:38 19 Aug 2008)

Not "kick"... SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 00:02 20 August 2008

Rape, destroy, bring hell on, what? The Ghost of Methamphetamine(16:16 08-20-2008) 16:16, 20 August 2008 (UTC)

Well sort of all three. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 16:26 20 August 2008

Fuck it. Sire Methamphetamine SMOKE METH! 00:04, 21 August 2008 (UTC)

Well ok... If you insist. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 08:42 21 August 2008

Oh....pick me! - [18:20 21 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Oh, great! Now we can have a threesome between a gay, a bisexual, and a... um... hmm... /me thinks about what sexuality Yettie might be Sire Methamphetamine SMOKE METH! 18:42, 21 August 2008 (UTC)

Sex....sexuality? It all comes down to who will lick what and when. - [18:44 21 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Hmm... hmm... I got it! He's-- no, he can't be. Sire Methamphetamine SMOKE METH! 18:57, 21 August 2008 (UTC)

Oh are you bi? That's cool. Also have we met? and Yettie is so obviously a tranny it hurts. And as for licking well. I don't just talk with this tongue you know. Everyone I've ever imagined said i gave great head. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 19:42 21 August 2008

We have never met. At least, not in real life. I've never been to Europe, let alone England. And also, nobody just uses their tongue for talking. It should be used for blowjobs and eating someone out(You know... for bisexuals like me and the straight folk like some of my friends). It's too delicate to be used for JUST TALKING. Sire Methamphetamine SMOKE METH! 23:59, 21 August 2008 (UTC)

No I meant have we met on uncyc, cos your name doesn't ring a bell, are you new???. and tongues can be used everywhere. snogging, nipples, blowjobs, rimming, whatever the equivelant is for pussy: It's all good. except the pussy bit *shudders* that's gross. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 00:13 22 August 2008

The ridiculously long sig of DotJasperDotNot! Mgt Nutella UnProvise Pee Review ASA Also shit. The time is 00:20, 22 August 2008 (UTC) might ring a bell... Sire Methamphetamine SMOKE METH! 00:20, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

Ah! Cool. Well see you around. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 00:23 22 August 2008

So you do remember me, right? Sire Methamphetamine SMOKE METH! 00:33, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

vaguely. I don't think we spoke much though. Also you're bi I'm gay: Yettie you're such a fag-hag. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 00:46 22 August 2008

He'll probably just ask why you called him a fag hag... Sire Methamphetamine SMOKE METH! 00:57, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

Why did you say that I'd probably ask why Orian called me a fag hag? - [07:46 22 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Because I thought you were gonna ask why. Sire Methamphetamine SMOKE METH! 14:27, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

Why did he call me a fag had, the bastard? - [14:43 22 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Only he knows. Sire Methamphetamine SMOKE METH! 14:59, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

Because this is you. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:12 22 August 2008

The Queen Mum or the Fat girls? Sire Methamphetamine SMOKE METH! 15:18, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

The fat girl, I'm the queen. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 17:15 22 August 2008

YesTimeToThank thee for stroking my ego

Prettiestpretty thanks thee for finding her image of Image:Thelastbachelorparty.jpg to be just right for Featured Photo Status Fondly, PP

Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 17:58, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToImform

When I become a Sir like you (or at least a KUN or something), I'm going to move my account and unblank this blank page. So, if I become a CUN or a KUN, I'll tell you I'm switching. Can I still keep my ranks in whatever groups I joined that you belonged to, just under a different name? DotJasperDotNot! Mgt Nutella UnProvise Pee Review ASA The time is 14:41, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

Why not move straight away, why wait for a promotion? - [14:47 15 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Because...wait...good idea! DotJasperDotNot! Mgt Nutella UnProvise Pee Review ASA Bye-bye. I don't need my money, I'll collect it 2 years after 15:10, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

The switch is official. Should I make up my own name for the Mafia? Sire Methamphetamine SMOKE METH! 15:55, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

I made it anyway. does this work? User:Methamphetamine/mafiasig

YesTimeToSexuallyHarrass

/Me drops a pencil as yettie walks past, as I pick it up I "pretend" to loose balance and "surruptitiously" brush your inner shin. Eahnyway: Look what I got! He's queer too! As I believe Sissy said "Uncyclopedia needs more gays". And how are you? You've not been as active recently have you, you OK? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 13:17 14 August 2008

Excuse me sir, what's next? You gonna rape him for longer? Sire Methamphetamine SMOKE METH! 17:14, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

How can I walk past you on my own talkpage? I'm the one sitting on the big sofa with lots of gorgeous babes clambering over me (I know it's disgusting, but I couldn't swap them). Mr. Trrri333, now where did I come across him before? - [10:09 15 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Dumpster?-- Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex 10:16, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

Well, what if it was that Queer Zone that I stay just outside the door from? DotJasperDotNot! Mgt Nutella UnProvise Pee Review ASA ...What? The time is 14:21, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToAdopt

Hello? I've heard about you adopting people at 50% off and prices slashed only today! Adopt now! – Preceding unsigned comment added by TheGreatLiquidFox (talk • contribs)

It's also recommended you sign your comments. Or the Angry Tilde will kill you in your sleep. I just had to say that I don't know since when I became YesTimeToTalkPatrol, but I'm doing this to keep busy. DotJasperDotNot! Mgt Nutella UnProvise Pee Review ASA Sign it like this or something. With 4 tildes or with User:YOURNAME/sig The time is 16:45, 13 August 2008 (UTC)

Hello Mr. Fox. I would love to adopt you. Just please answer the two following questions and then we can make things official: 1) How long do you plan on sticking around and how frequent will your Uncyc use be? and 2) Are you awesome? - [22:03 13 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Sure you didn't use three question marks but that is three questions, one of which is highly relative. You *mentally searches for an inteligent put down* poo poo head. =P SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 18:14 14 August 2008

You intelligent, intelligent person. - [10:10 15 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

I know. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 12:37 15 August 2008

YesTimeToRemember

Hey, weren't you gonna piss on my game? DotJasperDotNot! Mgt Nutella UnProvise Pee Review ASA I blamed the dog 16:37, 13 August 2008 (UTC)

Argh, crap! This may be a while before it's completed. You kinda sprung the review on me at a bad time - but I'm sure I'll cope, just fine. :-) - [22:26 13 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

YesTimeToVote

Yo! Please vote for, or comment on, an image i created for one of my articles, on Uncyclopedia:VFP. Its Indian Ice Cream Cone. Oh, and my article on hemophilia got reviewed and i got a bunch of tips on how to improve it. Its been a couple of days since i removed the construction tag. Now i'm working on an article about anomalies.. -- Altair-the Eagle (talk to me) 21:16, 11 August 2008 (UTC)

PLEASE USE "YesTimeTo" AS A PREFIX. PLEASE. It's one of his rules. DotJasperDotNot! Mgt Nutella UnProvise Pee Review ASA <insert Sigfried reference here> The time is 01:03, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

Hey, DotNot. Don't worry, not using YesTimeTo as a prefix isn't a major offence. Okay, so doing it twice is punishable with the death penalty, but you haven't done it twice...oh wait. :) - [07:27 12 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

YesTimeToFuckHisRules!

Oh... Wait. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 01:09 12 August 2008

Jeese christ, you used a third level header and didn't put it at the top! That's disgusting. So, so disgusting. So very so disgusting. - [07:27 12 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

YesTimeToTalk about the you know what(-a)

We should talk(-a) somewhere else(-a), right? DotJasperDotNot! Mgt Nutella UnProvise Pee Review ASA The time is 18:33, 8 August 2008 (UTC)

<chants>Yettie's got a boyfriend, Yetties got a boyfriend, Yettie's got a boyfrined Narny, narny nar nar.</chants> SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 17:58 9 August 2008

The bar? - [19:00 10 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

You know what... Yeah you should go back there. DotJasperDotNot! Mgt Nutella UnProvise Pee Review ASA The time is 02:10, 11 August 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToFlyBy

/*Plane noises as Orian's outstretched hand brushes along your eyeball* comming into land! So yeah I found an unsecure wireless internet contraption in the room I'm staying in (room 31 witch is 13 backwards - I'm gonna be murdered by ghosts!!!) so I'll be able to be here mornings and evenings. what have I missed? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 08:59 8 August 2008

Er, not much. I got a two month ban which eventually got reduced to a two day ban and otherwise things have been most quiet. How is your trip thing? Having fun in Scotland? At the Bank of Scotland? Finding it exotic? - [14:01 8 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

You keep asking if I'm having fun in Scotland like I don't live there, and as it happens; no. I am not having fun. It's awful. Though I have just bought seasons 1 -3 of the US version of Queer as Folk which appears to be astoudingly flat. Stealing lines from the british script and then delivering them badly. You're a laid back "straight" guy right? You need to watch QAF UK! Also Grandparents are awful creatures. Why were you banned? I heard Joe was but why you? Creating unnescessary forums again???? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 16:25 8 August 2008

Watched the first series of QAF on demand not too long since - it's amazing how tame it all seems now. Of course, I saw it the first time round... From one straight guy (despite what my fiancee initially thought about me) to another - it's worth watching, though for the life of me I can't work out exactly why. Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | 17:27, 9 August 2008 (UTC)

Because the script alone puts all other dramas to shame. Then there is the fantastic acting. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 17:55 9 August 2008

Because the script eye candy alone puts all other dramas to shame. Then there is the fantastic acting copious amounts of explicit gay sex. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 17:55 9 August 2008

Vandalised for you - I'm sure it's what you really meant to say. Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | 18:05, 9 August 2008 (UTC)

Actually no. I guess Craig kelly is kinda fit and if you look at it properly there isn't as much sex as there could have been, just the first episode really and the third. unless you count kissing as sex but only people that don't get it often enough do that. (says I who has never been kissed) SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 20:18 9 August 2008

You'll probably guess that Craig Kelly doesn't reight do it for me either... Mebbe I just loked up from reading the paper at the wrong moments or something! So anyway, d'you get your results and stuff yet? Oh, and I was skmming through one of your blogs earlier... I know Dawkins is as persuasive, but he's basically just a fundamentalist atheist... who I have as much contempt for as fundamentalists of any other religious bent. Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | 22:25, 9 August 2008 (UTC)

He's straight anyway. And as much as I love a good religious debate I'd rather not at 20 to 12. But I will say that you need to review your meaning of the term "Athiest": it simply means the lack of belief in a god or gods. Nothing else. being such a narrow term it's hard to be anything other than fundamental (you either hold that view or you don't (agnostics don't count as it's preciely the same as abstaining on VFH)). I think that my hatred of religion - not nescessarily teh religious - is pretty much justified. Anyway I'd really apreciate your opinion on my story, I know it's a bit gay but what else would you expect? And I should have a new part ready pretty soon; it's just being away I haven't had time to write it. Good night, Good sir. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 22:35 9 August 2008

Were it that simple! If you look at all the dictionary definitions, they all imply that Atheism relates to an active belief in the non-existence of a God. Now, I'd invite you to take a look at the characteristics of Dawkins' Atheism and compare it to those of fundamentalist religions. The consideration that the alternative viewpoint is inherently invalid and deficient? Check! The apparent need to explicitly evangelise to everyone? Check! Seeking to exclude those who hold different opinions from participation in (areas of) public life? Check! Seeking to fundamentally change the structures of the state to make it one formed around those principles? Check! You get the picture?

Anyways... Yettie, why'd you get banzored? Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | 10:13, 10 August 2008 (UTC)

Whatever. And is Yettoe currently banned? or just to lazy to type? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 14:00 10 August 2008

I dunno. He said earlier he'd had a two day ban, or sommat. Maybe we should just keep filling up his talk page with a load of shite and see what happens. Of course, he might just be out dogging or something simple like that (tip - dogging works better at night, what with people getting upset at you shagging in beatuy spots when they're trying to have a picnic). Does the UN have a page on dogging? Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | 14:49, 10 August 2008 (UTC)

You bastards. You're shitting everywhere! Everywhere! I forgot to put the little "away" notice on my userspace...I went away from the weekend. And Orian, how is scotland? :P - [18:59 10 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Cold. miserable. and even the rain is homophobic. relief to be home though, christ I hate my grandparents. Lots to write about though, and a few mildly interesting UnBlog posts planned. And I've almost got another bit for my story blog. so look out for those. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 19:11 10 August 2008

Huh. *nods sympathetically* well, I'm finally getting some non-gay action. I...uh...I'm not sure If I've used the word "non" correctly, there... - [19:13 10 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Action as in girlfriend? you breeders make me sick. Next you'll be settling down and getting engaged because you have a child (or twins, it could always be twins) on the way. You'll find yourself trapped in a job you hate and then pretend that you're happy for the next forty years having funsless sex and wishing you were dead. I can only laugh at your plight and suggest you watch queer as folk and see where you're going wrong. Or maybe you meant action as in car chase action in which ignore my heterophobia. I accept who you are. Grudginly. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 21:11 10 August 2008

<chants>Yettie's got a boyGirlfriend, Yetties got a boygirlfriend, Yettie's got a boygirlfrined Narny, narny nar nar. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 21:14 10 August 2008

You turd burglars make me sick. Unless you adopt, which I guess is entirely possible, you'll never have a child to indoctrinate or abuse, as you choose. Of course it can be an either/or thing or a this then that thing. Abuse is fun. - [15:31 11 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Now now children! You're both just jealous because you're not getting any... you might as well be stood at the urinal seeing who can hit the wall high enough. SO enough of this "wink wink, nudge nudge... What's it like?" contest, and start actually tryign tog et some. Orian - try Gaydar. Or dancing lessons. Yettie, I'm going to direct you HowTo:Get a life. I'm off home to do things with my fiancee which you too can only dream about! Just to gloat like... Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | 16:27, 11 August 2008 (UTC)

See Yettie, this is you in ten years. A practicing parent (though my dad has yet to advise me to search Gaydar for casual sex). You do realise I was mostly joking, don't take offence yeah? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 17:13 11 August 2008

please don't hate me... SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 21:18 11 August 2008

What, you mean I was actually adopted by a Gayer? I feel violated - I'm going to go and bathe in caustic soda now... Nah, not really. Some of my best friends are friends of Dorothy (though I hasten to add, I've never met Dorothy, and while I have friends who live at the top of hills, I've never tried gardening up them...) Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | 21:56, 11 August 2008 (UTC)

"Uphill Gardener"... I've never really understood that phrase: since when do people pour cum on their lawn? and, Dorothy? What you mean like a girl? Sick. Hey Yettie your girlfriend isn't called Dorothy is she? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 22:01 11 August 2008

Hey, Orian, I know you're joking, sheesh. And I don't hate you. I find you disgusting, but that's a different matter. Please stop slobbering over my leather couch. That's were I plan to rape a certain, someone tonight. - [07:29 12 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Trust me your lifestyle choice disturbs me just as deeply. If not more. fucking heteros. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 09:58 12 August 2008

Orian, you can't be a proper gayer until you have a faghag, so you're going to have to overcome this aversion to girls. Anyway, who else is going to teach you how to dress, dance, do your make up and, most importantly, relax just the right amount when he's about to take you... Oh, and friend of Dorothy. And also, I hear that Thornton's are recruiting for packing staff at their fudge plant... interested? Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | 12:11, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeTo Submit to the deluge of defecate

So yeah, hope that was what you were looking for... Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | 11:41, 7 August 2008 (UTC)

Yes, cheers for the review. I'm just making a few changes now. I'm having an amusing time looking for interesting alternative words to "penis". - [11:43 7 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

“I'd have happily entertained Monty's Python”

~ Noel Coward on Those 60s rapscallions

Good Evening Ladies and Gentlemen. Here's a Little Number I tossed off recently in the Carribean:

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?

It's swell to have a stiffy, it's divine to own a dick

From the tiniest little tadger to the world's biggest prick

So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas

Hooray! for your one-eyed-trouser-snake

Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, your Percy or your cock

You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can stick it in your sock

But don't take it out in public or they will stick you in the dock

And you won't come back! (Uhh Thankyouverymuch!)

(Entirely from memory, I'll have you know) Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | 14:24, 7 August 2008 (UTC)

Oh wow. Except I dispute the use of "stiffy" there. - [14:28 7 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Don't argue - I defer to the genius that is Eric Idle. Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | 14:44, 7 August 2008 (UTC)

Mr. Gladstone, are you a real MP? Please say yes, please say yes... - [15:29 7 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Well, I was, until I died in 1898... It's a rather unfortunate nickname, since my politics are much closer to those of Disraeli. Although, I hasten to add, it's on account of his interest in the working class, rather than his choice of party name. Anyway, simple answer - no. I can just rant for England, hence the name... Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | 15:37, 7 August 2008 (UTC)

Damn. You just totally shattered my imagined picture of your imagined picture of my imagined picture of you in real life. - [15:41 7 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

YesTimeToReview

I'll try harder on my next review but still thanks for the compliment. Also, could you please review my article on hemophilia or at least give me some tips on whatr i can do so that it doesn't get deleted the minute i take off the construction tag. If you do thanks, if you can't get someone else to.-- Altair-the Eagle (talk to me) 18:26, 6 August 2008 (UTC)

Okay, I'll try and do a review for you. If I don't do it by tomorrow afternoon you'll have to get someone else (I'm going away). However, if you're worried about your article getting deleted, why don't you copy and paste it into User:Altair/Hemophilia? - [21:03 6 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Argh, scratch that. I'm not gonna get a chance to really get onto Uncyclopedia tomorrow. One way of getting a good review is asking for PEEING members only. - [21:05 6 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Thats okay, i'll just find someone else to review the article.-- Altair-the Eagle (talk to me) 21:11, 6 August 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToAsk

WTF happened to your UserPage? -- =Hex= TALK: WORKSHOP: CONTRIBUTIONS: 09:26, 5 August 2008 (UTC)

Just felt like changing it for a little bit. - [10:53 5 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Is it just me that sees it as pretty much blank? Very un-YTTE like I thought. The |edit| tab shows me all this stuff that I can't see on the actual page. I think something is borked... -- =Hex= TALK: WORKSHOP: CONTRIBUTIONS: 10:59, 5 August 2008 (UTC)

No, I've changed it back now. Yes before it was meant to be almost blank. I commented out most of the page. - [11:01 5 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Thats the YTTE I know and Love! Back to its former brilliance! -- =Hex= TALK: WORKSHOP: CONTRIBUTIONS: 11:06, 5 August 2008 (UTC)

Quite. - [11:10 5 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

YesTimeToPeeOnYourArticle

I just read your article Why?:I'm In court, Mum and gave a review. My review also included some pictures you might want to use. And if you don't that's cool. They were just suggestions. I did like the article though.-- Altair-the Eagle (talk to me) 00:29, 5 August 2008 (UTC)

I loved your pictures Altair - however Pee Review should be filled into the Pee Review table. Thanks very much, though. - [08:54 5 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

I'm still not entirely sure on how to use the pee review table. If you could explain, I'd appreciate it and wouldn't mind scoring you article on it. Also can you review my article on hemophilia and maybe give me some advice on whether it needs any more work done to it or if you think it is good to go. Please post any suggestions you want on it. And remember, I'm still a n00b, just one with adept picture finding abilities. Is there any award for that, i think not. Oh, well there is still n00b of the month if my article is good enough. -- Altair-the Eagle (talk to me) 14:02, 5 August 2008 (UTC)

I will be glad to.

Click the edit tab to find out how I did it.

Humour:	7	About the scoring: This shows, on a scale of 0-10, how funny an article is. Of course, 0 is completely unfunny, and 10 is complete ROFLMAO. You can do decimals, if it's not exactly whatever. About the comment: As all comments, this has to be at least a paragraph. For this one, you have to tell them how it was funny, and (as always, too) what they need to improve on. E.G.: Pretty funny, but I think it could be even better, if you work on it. I highly recommend HTBFANJS, I read it every time I write something, and it really is great for ideas and tricks to get a quick laugh. Also, make sure that whatever you intend to be funny is very clear. For example, in this line: "wearing nothing but a shirt, tie, shoes, socks, underpants and a three-piece suit", I think you're trying to insinuate that Darwin was wearing no pants, right? If so, make sure that it's very clear; the sentence you have there is somewhat confusing. Other than that, really think about what you want to be funny. Make sure that everything you write has some intent, and try to know why something you write is funny, so that you can be sure that it is.
Concept:	8	About the comment: Ask yourself this: "Was this a good idea for an article? Was it executed right? Is it on-topic?" E.G.: I find myself enjoying this concept very much. It has a lot of potential for satirical humor, but I think you could exploit this a little better. Personally, I'd like to hear more about how Darwin is "the second-coming of the atheist messiah". It just felt to me like you got off a track a little bit. Try to really have an idea of a direction you want a page to go in, otherwise you run a risk of becoming a little bit irrelevant.
Prose and formatting:	6.5	About the comment: The success to a good article is Spelling, Grammar, and Formatting. You should remid them to use bolds, italics, and strikeouts to induce humor, if they haven't done so. E.G.: Mostly ok prose, but could be better in a few places. For example, look at this sentence: "Akin to claims of arrests being made to question people." That's a fragment, and I'm unsure as to what you mean by it. Remember that writing comedy has to be spot on--if you've ever told a joke or watched a stand-up comic, you know that comedic timing and delivery are everything. Writing humor is exactly the same, but harder, so don't be afraid to use plenty of commas, boldness, and italics to get your delivery to the point where it can only be uninterpreted one way--the way that you want it to be interpreted. Formatting is good, although you may want to italicize your "quotes".
Images:	7	About the comment: Ask yourself this: Were the images relevant? Were they funny? If the image itself isn't funny, did the caption help? Did it have one? E.G.: Your images, though relevant, could be much funnier. Don't be afraid to use the captions to insert a joke, they're great for one-liners.
Miscellaneous:	7.1	For this one, you can either use the {{Template:Pee}} template, or Misc. information.
Final Score:	35.6	Click on "Show Preview". This depends on the score on what you would ask for them to do. [10]==Brilliant. No mistakes. (50 holy crap, I wet my pants!). [9]===Way above average: probably VFH (45) [8]===More than adequate: might be VFH (40) [7]===Adequate, the average article (35) [6]===Nearly adequate (30) [5]===Inadequate. Might be Rewrite. (25) [4]===Might be VFD/NRV/Rewrite (20) [3]===Probably VFD/NRV (15) [2]===Probably VFD/QVFD (10) [1]===Probably QVFD (5) [0]===Doesn't exist, no attempt. Reserved for the Iscore of articles without pictures ONLY. Tell them more on how to improve. E.G.: My preview button says 36, so basically, the page is solid and stands on its own, but with a little more tuning up, a little pruning (don't be afraid to delete stuff from your own page), it could become a prime Uncyclopedia UnNews. Just read through it slowly, with a critical eye, and try to fix everything. Good luck.
Reviewer:	Sign with your signature before you do anything else. DotJasperDotNot! Mgt Nutella UnProvise Pee Review ASA Was it helpful? Thank me. 23:44, 5 August 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToEngage In Light Conversation

So, how are you? Nice weather we're having. DotJasperDotNot! Mgt Nutella UnProvise Pee Review ASA mmm. DotJasperDotNot 00:46, 5 August 2008 (UTC)

We're having exceptional weather where I am. And I am good, you? I really should get around to dealing with accepting all the CMC members. I'm just being lazy. - [08:54 5 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

I'm fine too. Say, I have this randomly made this random award ceremony, thought you'd like to check it out. DotJasperDotNot! Mgt Nutella UnProvise Pee Review ASA {{{1}}}

YesTimeToMakeMeVeryHappy

By vothing for my article! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 22:11 3 August 2008

YesTimeToSig!

I'm sorry to bug you again but i couldn't find a template for user sigs that i could use to make my own from, so could you provide one or tell me where to find one.--Altair 21:17, 2 August 2008 (UTC)

The code of talk pages (provided people have signed properly) you'll find things like {{User:Orian57/sig4}} or whatever use these as bases to steal code from, just be sure not to blank the sig, copy code into your own page and experement. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 21:20 2 August 2008

Thanks for the advice. You two seem to be excellent at working together. --Altair 21:28, 2 August 2008 (UTC)

You of course mean mostly me? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 21:33 2 August 2008

It really depends on who gives me the most helpful advice, i guess, so right now it is you. But i do have a nagging suspicion that it will become your friend once agian...or not, who knows. One of you probably. Also i got down what i want the sig to be, but how do i use it without having to copy and paste it from my user page everytime i sign something. Also i can't change the font color font color. i used this Altair-the Eagle  (talk to me)but i don't know how to change font color.--Altair 22:48, 2 August 2008 (UTC)

simply put, <font color = yellow>Text</font> but for pipe links put: [[Page your linking to|<font color = yellow>Text</font>]] then when you're done making your sig go to the "my preferences" link at the top in it put {{subst:nosubst|User:Altair/sig}} and tick teh raw signature box. then you just sign as normal with the four tidles. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 22:52 2 August 2008

Hey, Altair! I'm fine with being bugged as long as you bring alcohol and flowers. - [23:24 2 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Thanks, but right now i can only afford the alcohol, and maybe chocolates, but no way i can afford flowers. Thanks again guys, both of you. I finally finished my sig and it looks great. That doesn't mean i won't be bringing the stuff however.

For both of you.-- Altair-the Eagle (talk to me) 23:43, 2 August 2008 (UTC)

Damn it!! Sorry your vodka and chocolates were stolen by Lego Robin Hood-- Altair-the Eagle (talk to me) 23:43, 2 August 2008 (UTC)

Fixed it, Mr. Altair! - [09:08 3 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Good for you then. Again, thanks alot for the help.-- Altair-the Eagle (talk to me) 20:29, 3 August 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToInterview

Hi Yettie, 'tis your beloved with an interesting proposition. A certain DrS and I have been discussing the possibility of a radio style podcast featuring beautiful faces such as yourself being interviewed about whatever we find a need to talk about. Interested? Interested? Let me know; hit up that Special:Emailuser if you are in need of details. Keep in mind this is just an idea for now; I'm gauging peoples' interests before going through with it. But odds are it will happen. I'm just waiting for a new power source for my microphone before I get started. sirsysrq @ 23:02 Aug 2

Sounds interesting, to tired to do any emailing shit right now. Also my voice sucks, so I'm totally gonna have to make it really high pitched. - [23:22 2 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Where as my voice is naturally manly heeheehee! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 23:26 2 August 2008

My voice is nasty, I meant I was gonna make it weird and nicer by making it totally high pitched. Totally high pitched. - [23:34 2 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

TALK NORMAL ON MY SHOW, DICKWEED! I mean, thanks buddy. I'm starting to get excited about this. sirsysrq @ 17:35 Aug 3

Hmm, I'm slightly worried I may not be able to do it though - what with time differences and my odd availability for the rest of the summer. We'll see. - [18:16 3 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

I'm always available. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 18:19 3 August 2008

We know. Also today I played with Lego! I haven't played with that stuff for like...man...ages. - [18:20 3 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

I still have tons of it. And use it too. great stuff lego. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 18:22 3 August 2008

I HAVE MORE TONNES THAN YOU! ALSO YOU SPELT THAT WEIGHT WORD THE AMERICANO WAY - I THINK - YOU BASTARD. - [18:26 3 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Why are you shouting? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 18:27 3 August 2008

AM NOT!!! - [18:32 3 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Now, now Mr Crankey, does somebody need a nap? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 18:35 3 August 2008

I don't care if you want a nap! you're cleaning the bloody dishes. NOW! - [18:55 3 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

No. Also did you read my UnNews Article? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 18:57 3 August 2008

YesTimeToSpam

SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 21:11 2 August 2008

Holy...smokin'...fishies. That is the....argh, my eyes. ARGH! - [09:09 3 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

You watch music? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 09:22 4 August 2008

Of course. Hey, did you happen to listen to the new Batman film? - [09:24 4 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Not yet but I recon that it could reach #1 in the charts, maybe I'll wait for teh album though. also

Watch untill about 1:35 or something. the rest won't make sense cos you don't know Mark. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 09:28 4 August 2008

Oh what tit's! they made it private. Piss pots. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 09:36 4 August 2008

I mean what, honestly is the point of putting something on YouTube if you don't let anyone watch it? spastics. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 09:37 4 August 2008

I mean I can understand that sprt of behaviour on X-tube, if only just, but YouTube is made for freaks trying to be heard. Gah! And I was in it! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 09:38 4 August 2008

I know, I know, I saw it before they privatised it. He he he...you looked funneh. - [09:39 4 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Funny in a cute charming kinda way? And I've lost weight since then I'm alsost acceptable now. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 09:41 4 August 2008

No, you'll never be acceptable. Never. Also, I just saw your comment up there about your UnNews article. I have, indeed, read the shit out of it. - [09:46 4 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

And what did you think? Also

SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 09:49 4 August 2008

I thought "I totally need porn", also I thought "This is a very good UnNews, worthy of VFH with a little refining". - [09:54 4 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Coolies! Also this saladfingers thing is creepy! but hillarious. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 10:19 4 August 2008

Whoa! That's not cool! How did they get that footage from last Friday? Seriously, that's my private footage and I don't want it on YouTube! Oh christie... - [10:30 4 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Check out Fat Pie for more stuff like this. Honestly it's funny! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 10:49 4 August 2008

YesTimeToSayIBannedMyselfFromVotingInYourCeremonyOMFGPart2

Part 1:

Enough said. [Banned in the UK. 20:07, 31 July 2008 (UTC)]Choose a fate of epic proportions. One Two Three Four Five Six and Seven

What ceremony? Yettie of the Month? - [21:24 31 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Part 2:

Yes, that one. [Something goes here. 18:10, 2 August 2008 (UTC)]Choose a fate of epic proportions. One Two Three Four Five Six and Seven

YesTimeToUseASig

Thanks for the advice, and i'll work on it. Yours is pretty cool though. Simplified and not overly worked on.--Altair 15:55, 2 August 2008 (UTC)

What about mine!? Also you're in compleatly the wrong place after flaunting his talk page rules. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:57 2 August 2008

Your sig sucks Orian. :P Also you spelt completely wrong. Also I'll have you know my sig is very "worked on". Just look at the code, hey why not have at look at the code for my sixth, fifth or fourth sig as well. Sheesh. I work hard to get the "not overly worked on" appearance. Also, glad I could help. - [17:02 2 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

I didn't mean it as an insult if that's what you mean. I just meant that unlike some people you knew when to stop before it started to look stupid. No offense to Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog| either, but yours is nice too. Sorry i didn't follow the rules. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Altair (talk • contribs)

YesTimeToSay Something Responding To Before But You Archived It Before I Could Respond Or Something Can I Have Ice-cream?

There is satire and there is imitation (flamebait), please don't try to use the "I'm experienced therefore I can screw around with stuff and get away with it..." line. You're a nice guy, don't become arrogant. Yeah... peace out, I still like you Yettie. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 11:21, 2 August 2008 (UTC)

I don't. Im becomming sour in my old age. You can all die for all I care, I remeber the good old days... SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 11:24 2 August 2008

How am I becoming arrogant? Everyone knows that I'm awesome already, and would pay me a million bucks for permission to kiss my feet. Just 'cause I'm awesome, stop picking on me! That's not "the line" I'm using. If an inexperienced user did this I would personally still find it amusing. Well, if they did it right now, I totally wouldn't because they'd be totally ripping my idea off, but meh...Why is it screwing around? Also, by the way, it is the sad truth that on Uncyclopedia experienced users can get away with a lot more than inexperienced users. If I'd said what Waves said I doubt I would have got a day ban. If you'd done it - you wouldn't have received such a long ban. You'd get responses more akin to "what's up?" or "is something wrong". On Uncyclopedia young users have very little room for mistakes... - [11:30 2 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Bleh forget it, I probably will have in a few days :P --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 11:34, 2 August 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToRecord

Hmmm! That was a nice Rape. And I caught it all on film! Excellent. The Don's gonna wanna see this! Expect some kneecapping action in the near future my friend! Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex Also, BlackJack is now in Stage2

We will have a special screening of the film. Call in favour from one of the big cinemas, 'eh? Also, Blackjack! We need to add suits...but presumably...because the suits don't matter, this will be an easy task of putting a choose and then the four suits. - [11:02 2 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

not really. I have to rework the whole damn thing boss. Suits will have to come later or be omitted... Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex

I just checked again and realised that. The thing is at the moment it's hard to tell exactly what you're looking at...at first. I would suggest putting them on two different lines, something like this:

Card One: K

Card Two: Q

See what I mean? I started doing this, but then I realised the suit problem and so started trying to figure it out. Also! You'll be Lavrenti and like it! - [11:20 2 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

A Q Do I wins? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 11:25, 2 August 2008 (UTC)

I am a Queen, I win, darling not you. Darling. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 11:26 2 August 2008

Cool. Make me dinner. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 11:28, 2 August 2008 (UTC)

Queen of where? - [11:30 2 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Why? Lets skip to dessert, I have Ice cream! no cooking required it says SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 11:32 2 August 2008

Yorkshire. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 11:32 2 August 2008

Yay ICECREAM! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 11:35, 2 August 2008 (UTC)

Wow!! My talkpage is the happeningist place on Uncyc at the moment! Wheee! - [11:36 2 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Actually, by number of hits, it would be Olipro's ass... --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 11:38, 2 August 2008 (UTC)

DJ! I need you to leave me something permanent in the permanent box. Or else lots of people die. A blank passport or driving license would be good... - [11:54 2 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Also, Olipro's ass isn't as tight and sweet as they say it is. Believe me. - [11:55 2 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

YesTimeToRape!

rape! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 10:20 2 August 2008

Very good. Let me go and get your time. - [10:21 2 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

You did it one minute, good work. :D I guess you had to be really fast with the whole sex part of the rape. - [10:22 2 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

... SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 10:22 2 August 2008

Sir, those dots look dangerous, please put them back in your pants. - [10:35 2 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

??? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 11:20 2 August 2008

Is this your new thing? To repeat punctuation marks three times? Pah, what a loser. :P - [11:22 2 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

... ... ... SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 11:23 2 August 2008

!!! - [11:30 2 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

~~~ SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 11:36 2 August 2008

Hah! You lose! Those aren't even punctuation marks. Oh crap...Wikipedia disagrees with me. Argh, now I've lost! - [14:27 2 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

\./\./\./ SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 14:36 2 August 2008

Oh for...Okay Orian, why don't you go and organise a controversial, almost racist rally...while I clear up the mess you've made? Then we can talk about the gay thing - 'cause I'm totally not cool with that anymore. Wanna know why? Because you're my friend and I've realised how much God hates gays. I don't want you to be damned to hell. - [14:41 2 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

I'm a little worried now. Is this why you gave me that link to the stuff that makes me want gouge out my eyes with a dirty stick? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 14:46 2 August 2008

That would be why. I'm just trying to help, 'cause in a fortnight we're holding the annual "All Christian Burn-A-Gay Day". You have to burn every gay you know, so...Yuh, just trying to help. - [17:02 2 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

That's a coincidence. The gay comunity is having its annual bone-a-christian day! What fun we'll have! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 17:15 2 August 2008

You guys aren't gonna be using those flaming condoms again, are you? It's just my friend asked me to ask you, he participate in the last Burn-A-Gay Day. I dunno what he's talking about... - [17:18 2 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

No we found the firey ones started melting, this year we've come up with serated ones. nice and easy going in and with an experiance enhancing witdrawal. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 17:21 2 August 2008

Lucky I have my titanium nappies. - [17:24 2 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

You got a fetish or something? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 17:27 2 August 2008

I have a fetish for iron nappies... There's something really...er..hot...about iron. - [17:29 2 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

So why are you talking about titanium nappies? Also wouldn't iron rust? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 17:32 2 August 2008

The titanium works as better protection and the rusts adds to the whole irony of the iron. - [17:37 2 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Baby! you still wear nappies! lololololololololololololololololololololololol! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 17:52 2 August 2008