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Down With This Sort Of Thing! (rw) Featured 24 Sept '07	Shopping List (rw) Featured 11 Oct '07	HowTo:Fuck Off Featured 14 Nov '07
Hyperdrinking (rw) Featured 21 Mar '08	UnScripts:Average Cop Featured 4 Apr '08 #1 Article of April '08! Top 10 Article of 2008!	Royal Pointless Military Things Tournament (rw) (with Codeine, in a way) Featured 25 Apr '08
Bubble Wrap Featured 4 Jun '08	Spontaneous Combustion (rw) Featured 21 Jul '08	UnMysteries:A Tissue Of Lies Featured 28 Jul '08
HowTo:Be A Supervillain (rw) Featured 18 Sept '08 PLS Summer '08 1st runner up! #3 Article of September '08! Top 10 of 2008 honourable mention!	Fish Puns (With MrN) Featured 24 Oct '08 =#3 Article of October '08!	Why?:Do I Like Tango and Cash? Featured 25 Nov '08
The Millennium (rw) Featured 22 Dec '08	Jesus Christ, who brought that guitar? (By Prettiestpretty really, UU just helped a little) Featured 19 Jan '09	Gazelle (rw) Featured 15 May '09 #3 Article of May '09!
Featured image	Test Match Special Featured 16 Aug '09	Röak Band - Teutonic Invasion (mit Mördillö) Feätured 3Ö Sept 'Ö9 =#3 Ärticle öf September 'Ö9! Top 1Ö Ärticle öf 2ÖÖ9!
Why?:Wear clothes 3 sizes too small (Sort of collab with AE. Kind of) Featured 6 Oct '09	Ich Bin Ein Celebrity Juden, Get Me Out Of Here! Featured 7 Jan '10 Turkey Day Ball Best Bad Taste Article 2009!	José Mourinho (rw) Featured 24 Jan '10
Death of the author Featured 10 Mar '10	The Radio Star Murder Featured 4 Apr '10	Lobster (rw) (with Cajek and Gerry) Featured 9 May '10
UnBooks:Conversations With My Father (with some unshaven dunderhead) Featured 25 Aug '10	UnBooks:Fear And Loathing In Blackpool, Lancs (with Mhaille) Featured 8 Nov '10	Scraggle (rw) Featured 12 Dec '10 =#2 Article of December '10! Top 10 Article of 2010!
Mark Robinson (with Ptok) Featured 19 Dec '10	Polar Bear (rw) Featured 25 Mar '11	UnBooks:The Revelations of St John the Divine of Woking Featured 15 Apr '11
Uh oh! (with Cajek, Mhaille and TKF) Featured 7 Jul '11	PE Teacher (rw) Featured 10 Aug '11	Lynx Cool Metal Shower Gel Featured 9 Sept '11
UnTunes:Uncyclopedia Didn't Start The Fire With FUCKING AWESOME audio by RAHB Featured 22 Sept '11

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