User:Under user/Awards

Awards and other thingies bestowed on Under User

Uncyclopedian of the Year 2009		Aristocrat en Regalia This person is a winner of the Aristocrat's Ball, which they won for their article: Ich Bin Ein Celebrity Juden, Get Me Out Of Here!
Reviewer of the Month February 2008 & December 2009	Potatochopper of the Month November 2007	Lieutenant (or Huffer First Class)
This user is the April 2008 Playwright of the Month	Uncyclopedian of the Month April 2008	Writer of the Month July 2008
UnBooks Author of the Month November 2010

For Pee Reviews Thank you berry much! Thank you berry much! Instead of some Golden Shower or lame ass Ninjastar, I feel the need to bestow upon you this berry! You rocked that Pee Review despite our impatience, and for that I created this entirely new template just for you. Much love, —Sir SysRq (talk) Don't Panic Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz wish to read for you one of his poems as a token of gratitude.. Alas, you are not expected to survive the experience Diamond Dumper Excellent! Your commitment to PEEING is nearly boundless, going beyond 75 in-depth pee reviews. You provide such vast quantities of piss that you need something special to contain it. So we gladly provide you with this beautiful bathroom bling - keep pissing! I, Orian57, hereby award you with this fancy crab-hat (modeled by this lovely 16 year old) as I deem you in some way exceptional, although don't take this personally, I'm not well. Platinum Pisser Rejoice! Your colossal achievement of completing over 50 in-depth pee reviews has been recognised with the provision of this luxury micturitional accessory. You will be the envy of your friends. Or you would be, if you hadn't ignored them for ages while you were reviewing. Under user Has Been Awarded Official Thankies By YesTimeToEdit! This Is Not Just Thankies. This Is Unofficial YesTimeToEdit Official Thankies. To show you my appreciation for your review, I present to you a symbol of my gratification: A saxophone playing Chinchilla. He will play you such hits as "One", "Duality", and "Number of the Beast". Enjoy! - Jimmy the Hellhound 11:43, 13 March 2008 (UTC) BAD DOG!! Who did that? Did you do that? Did you PEE on my Matthew Good article! Now I have to go clean it up! As promised, you are presented with one (1) bomb shelter for your Pee Review of HowTo:Survive a Terrorist Attack. In the event of a terrorist attack, simply place your bomb in this handy (and stylish!) container to protect it from harm.

For Other stuff Celtic Ninja Star This person has done good deeds in the eyes of Sycamore UnBan Voucher(*) The holder of this voucher is entitled to 1(one) UnBanning At his leisure *This voucher is invalid if the user was banned due to: wiki terrorism, unsanctioned page moves, creating double redirects, VFD violations, creating This page doesn't exist, vandalism, general dickery or editing BHOP. The voucher must be presented by the holder himself following the ban without violating the ban itself. 1st in Blearchery, 2008 Unlympics. With warm regards... Javascap has decided that, somehow, you are a rightfully friendly fellow, and has decided to throw this colourful template onto your page. REJOICE Under user! Optimuschris has been informed that you have recently helped him in some way. Therefore he has asked his assistant to create a thank you template for you. He trusts an appropriate image has been included. An image every bit as unique and personal as he's assured his recent interaction with you has been. Wikipedia Killer Award For helping to make this wiki better than those bastards. Your actions have given them yet another reason to curse the name Uncyclopedia. Thankyou! Please accept my delightful ring From Rabbi Techno AE has awarded you a sofa! Now go make yourself comfortable. The Ring of Devandalisers For fighting the Good Fight Rabbi Techno