User:YesTimeToEdit/chron1

YesTimeToArchive The YTTE Chronicles: Volume the First The very beginning of YTTE, including the adoption, the nomination and the randomness. From 26 February 2008 to 15 April 2008 This is an archive. Don't panic! Don't leave messages here, leave them here, silly. The epic YTTE Chronicles begin, below, starting with the stunning and suspense-filled welcoming and from there take you on a light-speed ride of on-the-edge-of-your-seat action. Be prepared to be stunned, sizzled, amused, enlightened, randomed and scared in this classic. Note: Because YTTE has far too much time on his hands he's actually quoted on each individual message! Wow, now that's commitment. Also note that oldest entries are at the bottom and they get nyounger and babyisher as you work upwards. THIS IS NOT JUST AN ARCHIVE, THIS IS A LEATHER-BOUND, LOVINGLY HAND-MADE ACTION-PACKED YTTE CHRONICLE. Talk page introduction at time of archive (for meticulous detail): Hi, welcome to YeTiE-Land! Mmm ruley mcruley rules: 1. Fill up from the top, pwease, cause that way new messages are easier to get to and don't involve ridiculous amounts of scrolling, to get to, clever 'ey? 2. Sign my signature book! If you don't fairies will die, FAIRIES! 3. Please whore. Whoring is kindly accepted, YTTE is very keen on whoring, and considers it one of the best hobbies in da world! 4. YesTimeTo®... Can all new subjects, message or whatever they're called be given a classic "YesTimeTo"® title? I.e "I want to kill you" Would become "YesTimeToKillYou!" 5. Meh. Don't be a dick, or something, yeah whatever... 6. Six sounds like sex, he he he he he! Order Of The Flying Communist Turd Unofficial YTTE Official Thankies Thirsty? Pick Up Your FREE Drink Coupon! Cigary? Pick Up Your FREE Cigar! The Flogging Room THIS USER IS A KOMMUNIST! Warning: He Will Rutheleslly Censor YOU! He May Also Attempt To Shoot You In His Sleep! Long Live Comrade YesTimeToEdit!

YesTimeToWhore

Why my dear sir I was just passing through town and happened to notice this here talk page and thought This fine sir might want to vote? so Vote 1 Campaign Leaflet! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 12:41, 9 April 2008 (UTC)

Done. Good article, by the way, and nice doing whoring-business with you. - 01:51 9 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

/me smokes cigarette No honey, nice doing business with you --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 07:55, 13 April 2008 (UTC)

Ah you smoke? You can have a cigar if you want, it's free. - 09:07 13 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

I don't... its just one of those lollies --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 08:34, 13 April 2008 (UTC)

Oh, so you like lollies, ah, can't help you there we don't serve sweets, erm, I think there's a place down the road that might. - Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Comments

Meh, some whoring here, some whoring there. DJ Irreverent drops by to whore his article, which subsequently got featured... Then he turns down a cigar and asks for a "lollie".

YesTimeToCoEdit

Psst. I set up User:☯/How To:Fake Your Death On The Internet. I even made a nifty little collapsible in-article talk space for us (which I figured out with magic).

So watchlist ittttt. - ☯•♫•© 19:44 Apr 8

Ok, sorry for the delay, damned off-the-computer life! - 08:56 8 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Awww the n00bs are collaborating /me tears up --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 10:02, 9 April 2008 (UTC)

Well that was the cover...Actually we were planning a n00b revolution...- 11:05 9 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Comments

Me and ☯ had just started our collaboration on How To:Fake Your Death On The Internet. At the time of making this beautiful archive we still haven't got that far. I also accidently revealed what this so-called "collaboration" had been covering up, all along... Luckily no one seemed to notice, phew!

YesTimeToEvil, Good, Normal YTTE!

Woo, I've got another strange custom, which I'd been thinking about, but then I saw Cajek's evil sig and I decided to go for it...It's Evil YTTE, Good YTTE and Normally YTTE. Obviously this is normal YTTE. - 02:35 8 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

F U, you useless gobshite, YTTE! You're a useless effing gobshite! Damn it, you're stupid. This page is a disgusting disgrace, it's so fucking ugly! -02:36 YTTE I Hate <insert name here>! Read!

Hey calm down, YTTE is an awesome person, you are too. He writes some great articles and I'm sure you do as well. You're both positive influences on Uncyc, in-fact I'm pretty sure there isn't a single user who is a bad influence to Uncyc. Seriously this site is great and so is everyone on it! -02:38 8 April YTTE <insert name here> Is The Best! Read!

Yes, I can totally agree with that, my fine friend. Never have I seen such awesome people, except all the other times I see people, of course. =3 GoodVGD >=3 18:06, 9 April 2008 (UTC)

You make me want to eat aluminum and feces. EvilVGD >=3 18:06, 9 April 2008 (UTC)

Obviously, you big silly. =3 VGD >=3 18:06, 9 April 2008 (UTC)

Damn you're as fucking crazy as normal and good YTTE! Stupid plank-head. -07:09 9 April YTTE I Hate <insert name here>! Read!

Oh, evily got out again, sorry about that, just remember, ignore him. - 07:10 9 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Comments

I established another one of my strange customs, involving triple personalities. VGDictator was a fellow n00b at the time and he happened to be the poor Uncyc user who had the above madness inflicted upon their eyes.

YesTimeToThanks

Thanks for adopting me. Yes later a picture would be cool for the article, Proxima Centauri and the planet Porrila. I haven’t decided yet exactly what those aliens look like. I certainly don’t see them as humanoid. I’ve got something hilarious in my mind. It’s shaped roughly like an onion but it’s an animal not a plant. It has long, stringy tentacles sprouting from where an onion bulb grows its leaves. These are used mainly the way we use our hands. It can however do a hilarious handstand and run on these leaf-like appendages when it needs to move fast. It has short, stubby appendages where an onion has its roots. Most of the time it walks on those root like appendages as this is less energetic. It has a fringe of small tentacles where a neck should be. These serve as nostrils and mouths. Its colour would camouflage it in a bog. Perhaps it has a face above its nostrils or in its belly. On second thoughts it needs to be a shape that can bow gracefully. Proxima Centauri 15:51, 7 April 2008 (UTC)

OK, I can't adopt you, really, because I'm still only a n00b and I'm currently adopted. The "adopted by Mordillo" thing, in my sig was referring to me! I did however offer help if you ever needed it, I'm not to great at photochopping, especially more complex aspects of it...But I'm perfectly happy to help make you a signature (which is the thing I sign off the end of my posts with, but can be anything...) Oh and P.S. on my page I find it more sensible to fill up from the top...(I've changed it now) - 06:29 7 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

My fingers will ache from typing the word sorry. I mistakenly believed that Mordillo had adopted me and embarrassed some people by contacting him. The article that needs formatting is Proxima Centauri and the planet Porrila. Please put everything on hold. Since I wrote to you I’ve tracked down a real Science Fiction story about aliens from Proxima Centauri.

Here they are

Please don’t do too much yet. I haven’t sorted it out yet. The plant-like aliens excite me a bit. I’ve thought about it and they are scientifically possible. On Earth plant cells are strengthened by cellulose and lignin. Animals have different types of strengthening. Only one difference from Earth is necessary if the Centaurians are to be like the illustration. We have to assume that rigid cell walls evolved before the plants evolved to be eifferent from animals. Then active life forms that eat and breathe could have a plant-like structure throughout their evolution. They may or may not have an additional skeleton to reinforce the rigid cells. My aliens have more than 2 arms and 2 legs. That would make them more even more plant-like. My aliens are amphibious. They like mud and probably swim as well. They need a more streamlined shape and need to be more like water plants.

I’ve been struggling with Uncyclopedia's Five Pliers. I understand you accept using other people’s work with citations. It could add to the story if it’s very loosely based on something someone really published about Proxima Centauri. My Centaurians don’t eat people. I don’t want genocide. My idea so far is that the aliens arrive on Earth. They are fairly friendly. They’re a bit like Dubya. They think they’re right all the time and everyone else is wrong. They think their way of doing things is the only correct way and we should adopt their feudal system.

Humans don’t have to fight for survival and kill all the aliens. We just have to fight to preserve our democratic systems and social structures. The lower ranking aliens may support us in the fight giving us a realistic chance of winning. It’s a bit like the Marxist revolution but I’m a Social Democrat. I’m not a Communist.

You can’t adopt me. It doesn’t matter. User:The Thinker has offered to help. Proxima Centauri 08:34, 8 April 2008 (UTC)

I see you're quite engrossed in your article there! I'm pretty sure it would be fine to loosely base bits on an article. Remember though, not to get too obsessed with these aliens and their taking over of the world and forget about the comedy. I'll go and check it out right now. - 10:43 8 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Comments

A little confusion with Proxima Centauri about adoption. She was creating her alien thingy article at the time. She was very, er "engrossed" in the writing of his article, as you can see...

YesTimeToUnNews!

Hya YTTE.

I was looking over some of your Unnews bits, and I'd recommend not using the {{quote}} template too much, it makes the format all...weird. I'd recommend either {{cquote}} or just use italic text.

Other than that, you're doing good! ~ 11:06, 6 April 2008 (UTC)

Ah yes the {{cquote}} thing looks much better. Thanks. P.S. Oh the recording is great, thanks again! - 12:59 6 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

You're welcome! I need to wash my mouth so I'll stop talking in a Russian accent...~ 12:11, 6 April 2008 (UTC)

Ha ha! Your accent was very convincing, unfortunately accents are not really my forte, I can just about do a soft irish accent which isn't very good and the basic Southern American accent and that's it... - 01:28 6 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Comments

Good ole daddy Mordillo dropped by to mark the writing of my second UnNews article. He very kindly recorded the audio for the Russian cult story and I unveil another one of my weaknesses: accents.

YesTimeToSnow!

Woo...it snowed...in the middle of london...in APRIL! Yay, it's an omen... A good omen, I tells ya! (This was a pointless comment) - 09:53 6 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

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Well, er, you don't really need an explanation for this one, it's a pointless comment from me about snow, London and omens... Woo! I made a snowman called Fred, yeah, uh Fred went on to be convicted of three counts of rape and one of murder, er, I blame the, er, parents.

YesTimeToRe: Signature!

It was my pleasure YesTimeToEdit! Since I am such a n00b it took me three (yes count them) 3 unsuccessful attempts to grace deface your guest book with my initial malformed signature. But live and learn... anyway I joined uncyclopedia recently, sorry I didn't sign the guest book sooner. Initially I caught your edit on the template for article You, which I was redirected to from the AAN page. I did a bit of nosing around and found your articles This Page Is On Fire and HowTo:Really Piss Admins Off, very funny stuff. Nice work! I look forward to contributing articles in the future that are equally funny... or hopefully close to it. If not, my face still makes shit look like Pamela Anderson, and I think I can live with that. =P p.s. feel free to stop by anytime. Toodle pip! --Stat talk 04:26, 4 April 2008 (UTC)

Well thank you! I will stop by your page every-now and again. You know...ahem, since you're at, ahem Uncyclopedia now you should start voting. For example you should vote for, ahem, someone in the Noob Of The Month Competition...ahem. Sorry, now that I've got the whoring over (have you heard of whoring yet?) have you written anything yet? Maybe you want to do a collaboration, possibly...You seem very funny! Oh and about my articles, why thank you, HowTo:Really Piss Admins Off just got a not-so-good review, which was fair enough I think... Oh and a P.S. I think it would be a good idea to be look for adoption, it's always helpful (I got adopted my Mordillo). - 11:29 4 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

P.P.S. Oh, and of course, enjoy Uncyc! - 11:30 4 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Hey YTTE, why in fact I am familiar with whoring, partly because I am good at it and so is God. I learn from the best, and in this case the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. I will be happy to submit a vote for you as soon as I get this boot off of my head, just a little more vaseline should do the trick... Actually I have made a few small contributions to existing articles (speaking of whoring). Gorilla, the Nike_gorilla.JPG image is my photochop and the section on Gorilla Marketing under sub-heading Gorillas in the 21st century were additions of mine to that article. There are a few others you can find here Special:Contributions/Stat or at my blog. I would like to start my own articles, unnews may be my ultimate forte. And a collaboration could be in the works if you have any ideas you need input on, or would like me to contribute to, for which nothing else would be a higher honor. Nothing other than say winning the lotto. Sure, I'd be happy to partake, in short. I have plenty of ideas of my own as well that I could use help with. I am also going to take your advice and seek adoption. Perhaps Mordillo can be of service. --Stat talk 18:21, 5 April 2008 (UTC)

Good! At the moment I don't have many ideas: I have one UnNews article I've pretty much written, I just need to get round to publishing that (About cave and god and an apocalypse, shhh!) and the only other idea I have at the moment is...HowTo:Get A Life (maybe something with not quite that title). At the moment I'm trying to polish off my articles, but I'm always available, if you want, when you get round to writing something, to help polish it or whatever... And I really need to polish HowTo:Really Piss Admins Off (any help there would be appreciated...) However at the mo I'm trying to reform the forum layout (in a very small way). Also I'm hunting a VFH (it's going to be a very long and hard hunt, but I've got plenty of food and tools so it should be OK) on my A Tale Of Two Cities article (which is currently in a very bad state, but apparently there is VFH potential. Ha ha your gorilla photochop is very funny, good work! Also...your gorilla section is good, but needs a bit of expanding (infact if you could work on it enough then there is possibly potential for its own article...) - 07:43 5 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

I would be very afraid of contributing to HowTo:Really Piss Admins Off until I get a lil more cred at Uncyc, the Admins might crush me like a grape otherwise. Nah, just kidding, they'd prolly get a kick out of it. I like getting kicks... I won't say where. I think your article is pretty good as is, perhaps it could use another step like "ask Admins LOTS of annoying questions", maybe some pictures, like some monkeys on typewriters for the 'And If You Do Get Banned...' sub-heading? I could probably photochop something for that. I love monkeys, monkeys in anything are funny. Goddamn monkeys. I hate 'em! --Stat talk 22:46, 6 April 2008 (UTC) p.s.s.s. How do I place a vote for you in the Noob Of The Month Competition, I don't want to fook it all up and look like even more of a n00b than I already do. --Stat talk 22:54, 6 April 2008 (UTC)

Ok placing a vote is easy: just edit the page (or my section) and put something like...

*'''For''' He's amazing (or any other reason that you feel like saying) --{{User:Stat/sig}} + date 

...if that makes sense, so with the * you're just adding a new line and adding your vote...also there is a score in the page you need to change, but if you can't someone else will be able to do it. Sorry, I'm really bad at explaining things briefly, so I hope that was OK. - 11:25 7 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Indeed it does... make sense I mean. Wait no it doesn't. Yes, it does. No, it doesn't. I'm kidding, it does. I will go forth and submit my vote and piss off Admins, promptly! --Stat talk 04:36, 8 April 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote! - 10:56 8 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Comments

Starts off with Stat dropping by to reply to my thank you comment on his talk page. What did I think him for, you ask? Well for coming over and signing my guest book, which was nice of him. Also there was a general discussion of random stuff, how Stat was getting on and voting at NotM, which I had been nominated for.

YesTimeToBy the way...

You only get to have NotM in your sig after you've won. Don't worry, I think you're going to go uncontested this month. Then again, it's only the 2nd. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 23:14 Apr 2

Ha! Fine! I'll have to change that... And thanks LOADS (note italics and CAPS) for the review: I think it's going to be really useful... I agree with you I think about the not particularly high scores, because it's not great, but I'll try to improve it (if I ever go for VFH it's not going to be this article). The comment about commas made me laugh, cause I checked over the article and you're absolutely right, but weirdly I usually have a comma every other word. Anyway, once again, thanks. I'll drop by your talk and give you a nice, pretty template for being the first person to ever pee on an article of mine... - 10:36 2 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

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SysRq checks in to tell me to get "NotM" out of my sig (what with the excitement I had it, intending for it to be a way to whore my nomination). Er, there's not much to say here. I had just been nominated for N00b of The Month and I was really erm, excited about it...

YesTimeToWhoring is so wonderful

You realize that people are going to give you shit for asking to vote for you on NotM, right? I'm fine with it, it's just for future reference: some people hate it really bad.   Le Cejak • <Apr 02, 2008 [12:45]>

Oh really, hm..OK, maybe I'll change what I said on Ljlego's and LedBalloon's pages to more just reminding them that they really should vote at NotM, but that I won't influence them in any way...I'll remember that for the future, and thanks for lettign my know! - 01:48 2 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Ah, maybe just delete them entirely. You aren't running against anybody, and it's only the 1st of the month! Whore when you really need to is what I've learned over the... uh, months. Good luck, YTTE!   Le Cejak • <Apr 02, 2008 [12:50]>

It's the second!! Ok, Ok, fine! Bt what with it being my first nom for something, ever, I'm still in shock! YTTE, ey? I like that, it reminds me of the big snow bear thingy! :D - 01:55 2 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

I told you, YTTE: I'm fine with whoring. But when I whored one of my recent articles, people hated me, even though I haven't had a feature in three months! Oh whoops, that was the wrong one... hope I didn't whore there...

VOTE FOR THIS THING!

Oh whoops! Sorry about that! (I know it's your first award, and you should be proud! But some people have sticks up their asses...)   Le Cejak • <Apr 02, 2008 [12:59]>

Hmm...yes, very large sticks, probably :D Obviously I have to read that article before I vote for it, though! - 02:02 2 April OMG - look at that time!Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

THAT'S the spirit, YTTE!   Le Cejak • <Apr 02, 2008 [13:04]>

Actually quite a good article! Gets my vote... (I'm a quick reader, cough, cough...) - 02:07 2 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

I whored to someone on IRC yesterday, and they whored me back. I said "Yeah, sorry I didn't see your stuff there! I'll vote FOR right away!" and the guy said "/<name> hits Cajek with the honesty stick No, you have to read them first!" So that's a lesson. Also, because you whored, now you have "competition", ha ha   Le Cejak • <Apr 02, 2008 [13:10]>

I'm one of those with the stick up their ass, I think. I'm not fond of whoring on my talk page at any rate, but that's largely because I'm a very regular voter, and if I haven't voted, there's usually a reason! I suspect that's why some people are against whoring... I'm a bit more more against IRC whoring anyway, partly because I'm never on there, and partly because there have been a few articles bafflingly featured that I suspect owe far more to whoring skills than the actual funniness of the article. I'm not really against whoring per se, most of the time it's quite funny, but, y'know... Anyway, boring drive-by bit over; I've cast my NotM vote in your direction, but watch out YTTE, you're now up against Rcmurphy, the n00biest n00b to ever make a contribution... Oh, and congrats on getting much better since I got a bit narked with you removing the {{ICU}} tag on your Caps Lock Man article! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:20, Apr 2

To Cajek: No I honestly did read most of that article!! To both: Ahhhh! Competition...very strong competition! To UU: Oh yes removing the ICU, was that you? For the record I did that by accident, because I didn't even know what an ICU was then and there was an edit conflict and I just pasted my stuff over your edit... Anyway...but thanks and I'll remember that important whoring lesson! P.S. That was clever what I did there, wasn't it? OK, maybe it wasn't....- 02:24 2 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

I'm sure you did - Cajek's stuff is pretty much always worth the time. He's annoyingly talented like that! Anyway, don't go mistaking me for someone who's too serious about these things, and good luck dude! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:31, Apr 2

Comments

Cajek taught me a valuable lesson about "whoring", I hadn't actually known what it was and so I went and commented on a load of users' talk pages asking them to vote for me... Which I hastily deleted after the Cajek-warning.

YesTimeToHiyo!

Hey kid, I just signed your stupid sig thingy and thought I might as well stop by to say hello and establish some kind of relationship here. I'm SysRq. I pee on stuff. I'll pee on your stuff if you want. But it looks like you got some pretty good stuff so far (for a noob) so keep it up. See yuh. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 17:01 Mar 31

Well thanks! I'll take all of that as one big compliment. Have you looked at my pages yet? Anyway thanks for signing it! :D - 06:38 31 MarchSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Yerr, I think I read your page on pissing off admins. It was pretty good, I dunno if it's been reviewed yet, but if you would like some tips on improving it or any of your other articles, just let me know. I'd be more than happy to review it for you. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 19:53 Mar 31

Thanks! I don't think any of my pages have been reviewed. I would great if you could review it! And tips etc are always appreciated! I haven't ventured into the Pee Review world yet, but it'll be, er, fun, I guess! But yeah if you can review it, then that would be great! - 08:56 31 MarchSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Yerr, start by putting a page up on Pee Review by following the simple instructions on the page itself. I can't review it unless it has a review page. Go ahead and read the guidelines as well, they're just as helpful to non-reviewers as they are to reviewers. Hit me up on my own talk page when you have a review page set up for me and I'll probably get to reviewing it by the end of the day. Cheers. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 20:32 Mar 31

Ok I think that I've done this right, I've read the guidelines and stuff. Here's the link. Is that right, or have I done it badly, badly wrong? - 10:06 31 MarchSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Looks fine, I just fixed your sig for you. You're also allowed to put some comments for the reviewer as far as what you want them to talk about, certain issues you feel need to be addressed, or other concerns you may have. I'll get to reviewing this and it should be done by the end of the day. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 21:23 Mar 31

Thanks for peeing on my article! I'll take that all into consideration next time, as well. - 10:28 31 MarchSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Comments

YTTE meets SysRq! And he was the first person ever to piss on an article of mine, woo! Oh and he signed my guestbook, most kind of him.

YesTimeToSo how are you doing?

Anything I can help with? ~ 21:38, 29 March 2008 (UTC)

Hmm....I don't think so, everything seems to be OK, was puzzling over signatures though, making them automatically include the time etc. (I discussed this with this Dr. Skullthumper on Ljlego's discussion page...) But I think that's fine, now, still looking for a way to automatically include it in the sig and have control on what it looks like... I've got a few more page ideas and I also want to refine the ones I've made, but that's about it. Thanks for stopping by and signing my guestbook! :D - 10:16 29 MarchSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

But I'm still trying to write things, no not actually how to write them, how to write them...the atyle, sort of, how to make them funny. I read HTBFANS pretty much everyday now! - 12:01 30 MarchSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Hmm....OK, OK, so this is like third thing in a row but I've just thought of a few things (should I have made it all into one indent thingie??):

1. I thought what would be quite funny if we had pagers or a page that attempted to replicate Wikipedia exactly and contained a page which is viewed loads on Wikipedia. We then copy across the wikipedia page but make loads of changes, getting rid of "no"s and such....So many people would fail their essays, but I think their may be some sort of copyright issues....
2. The {{USERNAME}} template has a bit which says <insert name here>, I'm not sure if I've got this wrong but couldn't you replace "<insert name here>" with "you", because then in contents where the template is usually broken, or whatever, it would at least show "You"...
3. I like your added line on HowTo: Really Piss Admins Off! :D You're obsessed with being heavily armed, it seems!
4. Hmm....there were a few other things but I really can't remember them right now.

- 01:07 30 MarchSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

As for the wikipedia idea, just go for it! You can put the {{Spork}} template on it, or just try to make it look completely genuine. Just don't forget the humor factor...The username issue only happens, I think, when you're not logged in. When you are, you should just see your name in it. ~ 19:25, 31 March 2008 (UTC)

Yes I was going to go for the wikipedia page but I just wanted to know about changing the site logo? Is it possible to add something to the javascript to change the logo on this one particular page? For now I'll just start the page and then we can talk more about the site logo thing. About the USERNAME template: as in the You page the template is used in the section title thingies. A __NOTOC__ tag had to be used because in the automatic contents thing the template doesn't work. It works fine in the actual section titles, but not in the contents. - 08:39 31 MarchSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Oh yeah, it really did never work on the contents section...Don't think we can fix that without a through research of mediawiki :). As for the logo, it's doable, like this here or the actual wikipedia article. Drop me a link when you have the article and I'll fix it. ~ 20:41, 31 March 2008 (UTC)

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Daddy Mordillo steps by to see how I'm doing and I lay out a few of my plans... A Wikipedia styled article which fools people into thinking that that's what it is was my main idea, but I realised it just turned out like any other normal Uncyc article, so I ditched that idea...

YesTimeToGuestbook

I signed your guestbook, also! I'm always glad to see people asking for help. What is it that guy said? We're never stronger when we're asking for help?   Le Cejak • <Mar 30, 2008 [14:24]>

:-D Thanks for signing, you were first as well, I guess that means you one some sort of award... - 09:24 30 MarchSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

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Cajek makes himself the first person to ever sign my guestbook! Woo, thankies to him.

YesTimeToSee If This Works...

- 08:53 29 MarchSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee! ... hmmm.

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This shouldn't really be here, it should be in my hidden workspace place thing, but it isn't so deal with it.

YesTimeToNew Sig!

Yay for me, I've geun a little work on a new sig, and have so far come up with this: - Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee! ...A little chunky I thinks? Anyway...I'm still tryign to figure out how to do rollovers on uncyc, infact on anything, I can't get the div onmouseover thing to work...Any help on that would be much appreciated, thanks.~- Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!-27 March, 11:40AM P.S. Damn it! I can't get it to fit on one line!!

Check out User:Cajek/sig. the wikicode used is
<span class="sigexpand"> Part you can see <span class="sighidden"> Part that pops out </span> </span>
you're welcome! (notice that there are two VFH links there! :D)   Le Cejak • <-> Mar 27 (16:04)

I did actually have a look at your sig and at Mordillo's...First though I just want to get the thing to fit onto the same line as the text. - --Yes! Time To Edit 16:07, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

And the width:0.8em is the width of the whole thing.... - --Yes! Time To Edit 16:13, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

I feel like the problem is that you're using something too thick, the same thing that's on your userpage, right? but I can't prove it's too thick...   Le Cejak • <-> Mar 27 (16:14)

Yes, that's what i thought...but even i make it any smaller the writing goes out of the box, and sits at the bottom. - --Yes! Time To Edit 16:20, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

I just made it all smaller, and it did nothing at all   Le Cejak • <-> Mar 27 (16:21)

What you maybe should do is just totally copy my sig and replace it with whatever you want.   Le Cejak • <-> Mar 27 (16:23)

Ok, let me try that... - --Yes! Time To Edit 16:25, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

Yay! Thanks for the help and advice... - Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

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Cajek kindly helps me out with my sig. The original version of my sig that I said was "too chunky" can be found here, it's so ugly! Then there were few horrible dash ones and then the one I have now (actually it may have changed again by the time you start reading this).

YesTimeToHello!

You seem like an interesting person, unless your userpage is lying. Welcome! Mordillo is awesome.   Le Cejak • <-> Mar 27 (09:00)

Well thanks, I hope my user page isn't lying, I've tried to tell it not to in the past...And yes Mordillo is awesome, I'm very happy that he decided to give me his most comfortable mattress, because it's well, very comfy. - --Yes! Time To Edit 10:13, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

Oh, from the TOP! Okay! Anyways, what type of articles you got goin' on, Editman?   Le Cejak • <-> Mar 27 (10:17)

Just added the from the top thing, and tut, you really should indent your new comments, didn't you read by declaration of "Pretty-ness" on my user page?? Really, tut, *shakes his head in a sad way*. :D Anyway...articles I've got going at the moment aren't particularly interesting ones, I mean feel free to look through the list on my user-page under the "Pages I've Had Affairs With...". Most of the pages I created aren't exactly laugh out loud at the moment. Also I want to find some time to actually sit down and edit/create articles/ideas I've had... At the moment I'm mainly leaching onto articles adding little changes here and there. - --Yes! Time To Edit 10:22, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

(INDENT) Yep, wrote my first article when I was one month old... one UNCYC month old... I mean, when I was one month old on Uncyc... Do you see any ideas on my ideas page that tickle your idea-box?   Le Cejak • <-> Mar 27 (10:31)

Ooh...That page looks interesting, I'll have a little browse, Ministry of Misery looks interesting...I'll havea think on it and maybe launch into sometime. Once again, thanks for the interest!! - --Yes! Time To Edit 10:38, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

If you find a page you like, I probably want to do a collab with you, if ya want. I just finished Game:Oliver Twist and I'm looking for something to do.   Le Cejak • <-> Mar 27 (10:40)

Ha, that's a very nice game you got there. :D Ironically I'm working on A Tale of Two Cities at the moment, also Dickens related (well not ironically, but you get the picture)...Thing is it's not that funny at the moment, but by all means have a go at "funny-ing" it...---Yes! Time To Edit 11:08, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

Comments With Cajek (featuring Cajek)

YTTE meets Cajek! Woo! I turned out to be his uncle, which is kinda ironic. A general introduction and talk and stuff. Oh so he was the person who created the Oliver Twist game, oh, for some reason I thought it was SysRq, ha, interesting. Oh I sounded so weird back then, so many memories, so many memories...

• It's only been a month?! It only feels like thirty days!   Le Cejak • <Apr 27, 2008 [17:11]>

• To me it feels like only 720 hours! - 06:54 27 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

• It feels like a lifetime!   Le Cejak • <Apr 27, 2008 [18:08]>

• Dear sir I feel you may require a doctor: your sense of time seems to be severely lacking. That or you're a baby. /me amuses self with rope and noose - 17:47 29 April Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

• Waah mo toovah? Aaaah! giggle   Le Cejak • <Apr 29, 2008 [20:47]>

• Comments with Cajek, ey? Sounds like Story time with Barney. Thus I like it! :D - 21:00 29 April Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

• Oooh...I do like that title. - 21:01 29 April Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

• It's like a private television show just for you!   Le Cejak • <Apr 29, 2008 [21:33]>

• Yay!! Do a somersault! Do a somersault! DO ITTTT! I want a somersault!!!! /me bursts into tears, screaming - 15:22 30 April Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

• OKAY! OKAY! /me realizes I can't do a somersault uh, oh shit, here: I can make balloon animals! You like balloon animals, don't ya?   Le Cejak • <Apr 30, 2008 [15:28]>

• NO! I want the SOMERSAULT! I WANT THE SOMERSAULT!!!!!!! Balloon animals are POOPY! - 15:35 30 April Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

YesTimeToMatress

User:YesTimeToEdit/The Caps Lock Man. Make it good! And consider yourself adopted. I'll be sending you the mattress cleaning bill in the mail :) ~ 21:30, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

Yay!! As an adopted unicyclist do I just go about my normal editing and writing, right? Or is there something more special I have to do?? - --Yes! Time To Edit 21:50, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

Well you can start by signing your posts :). First, feel free to ask for any help you need. And I'll drop off every now and then to check on you. ~ 21:35, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

Woops!! OK, I signed it, I signed it! :D Once, again, thanks for the adoption and I'll let you know if I have any questions - --Yes! Time To Edit 21:50, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

Good luck. Oh, first tip - use the preview button. You don't need to save every change you make. In fact, it's best you don't so you don't clutter the recent changes report. ~ 21:58, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

You noticed the fact that I make about 20 saves for every one change I make! I keep forgetting that a preview button even exisits, but yes, I'll remember to "edit, preview, edit, save" in the future. - --Yes! Time To Edit 22:15, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

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I get adopted!! Mordillo drops by and completely surprises me by accepting my adoption request. Woo! Through his adoption Leddy and Ljlego become my older brothers and Cajek my nephew and DJ Irreverent my grand nephew, it's all one big inbred family!

YesTimeToWelcome!

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