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My ideas

(Again, if you want to start one of these articles, TELL ME! I love collabs!)

1. The State's Official Animal
2. Three Wolf Moon Shirt - obviously. See Forum:Welp. Amazon has officially become funnier than we will ever be.
3. My cup of tea or Cup of tea
4. Komancza Republic - a country that existed for three months 1918-1919 RESERVED FOR CAJEK!
5. Weird Al Capone - don't ask
6. The "it" Factor
7. UnNews:UnNews reporter will do anything for a scoop... ANYTHING.
8. Spewing your drink in surprise You know, when you're surprised whilst drinking?
9. HowTo:Choose which of your children you like more
10. Puppet government - governments all over the world are presided over by, you guessed it, puppets.
11. Game:Stone the Sinner - decide how to go to hell fastest!
12. UnBooks:The Prince and the Pauper - written by different authors: e.g., Franz Kafka (prince becomes cockroach)
13. Car horn - history of the car horn
14. UnNews:Cocky tween detective finally loses case
15. Meatspace
16. African Tourism Department - about how it's the worst job imaginable
17. Why?:I should be allowed into Heaven
18. Letter to You in Rateme.com - Letter explaining why I gave you a 1/10 I think Sonic80 wrote this
19. My Town / My Neighborhood / My Old Neighborhood with Rahb, someday?
20. The Company Vision
21. Big History Test - a guide on how to pass
22. Bigfood - purposefully lame parody of Bigfoot I guess. ...IDK.
23. Barv - a restaurant of ill-repute
24. UnNews:You're all fired. Merry fucking Christmas.
25. Bloated Corpse Wearhouse - in commercial form
26. The Fruit Stand In The Chase Scenes - about the fruit stand that ALWAYS gets crashed into by some chase scene or another.
27. Sub-par Apocolypse - that apocolypse last Wednesday was really lame. I'll take this and maybe make an UnNews, or maybe a regular article. Staircase CUN^t 23:56, 29 May 2009 (UTC) UnNews:Sub-par apocalypse disappoints many
28. Anti-Matter Pickup Truck - a new hybid idea. Commercial style, maybe?
29. Alternate Universe Wikipedia
30. 3-Point Turn
31. Basic Fish Maintenance
32. Telephone Wire Shoes - you know, those shoes you see on telephone wires?
33. UnNews:Nature Now Rated NC-17 featured!
34. Crosscountry Sudoku - Sudoku, but on a GRAND scale
35. UnNews:Horse Elected Mayor - crazy, right????
36. Wholesome Article - kind of like A Very Special Article but with more content, less 4th wall breaking.
37. The Old Country - a haggard old grandma talking about how horrible the old country was
38. Mountain Lion 2.0 - no more "endangered species list" for these intrepid pioneers! TAKE THAT, HUMANS! unnews story that sucked
39. Spear 2.0 - a bunch of cavemen designing a new spear
40. Hard Work - how hard is it, character building, etc.
41. Stealth Bomber - how stealthy, what makes it stealthy, who made it, importance, appearance in pop culture
42. I Was Once a Man ...see User:Cajek/I Was Once a Man
43. New Ideas - like how the Son of Sam was a law abiding citizen until his neighbor's dog started filling his head with "new ideas"
44. Cold Hard Facts
45. Gender Reassignment for Dummies
46. UnBooks:Diary of a Planet
47. Museum of Misery ...see User:Cajek/Museum of Misery
48. Other ...As in the answer everyone puts on polls
49. Abstain
50. Calm ...A la Normal
51. Vacation Slides
52. European Rhinoceros ...A la African Giraffe
53. Catchphrase ...links to one of my own pages.
54. Cliffhanger
55. Floor ...finished, I guess. Disappointing result.
56. HowTo:Pretend to be a King
57. HowTo:Be Well-Adjusted
58. Why?:Choose Ethnic Cleansing
59. HowTo:Write fortune cookies
60. HowTo:Be the guy in a romantic comedy
61. Why?:Make your breasts smaller ...from Why?:Have Humongous Breasts
62. HowTo:Staple
63. Why?:Leave me alone
64. Why?:I hate you all
65. Uncyclopedia is okay ...from Uncyclopedia is the worst - __NOCAJEK'D__ - I'll write this, I'll yell for you if I need help. --¿Qua? es mi página de discusión, es lo que mi contribuiría 22:48, 22 June 2008 (UTC)
66. The Holy Book of hand grenades
67. HowTo:Hear what the forest is trying to tell us
68. Why?:Its all in the wrist
69. Why?:Disagree with everything
70. HowTo:Write the great American suicide note
71. Why?:Vote for me for class president I like the souns of this one. Staircase CUN^t 02:06, 20 July 2009 (UTC)
72. Why?:Turn the other cheek
73. Why?:Keep Trying ...from Why?:Give Up (see Unknown user)
74. HowTo:Romantically finish each others sentences
75. Why?:Be the antagonist
76. Why?:Have a secret identity
77. HowTo:Break into Area 51
78. Why?:Wear clothes 3 sizes too small - I might write this Cajek. I'll give you a holler if I need help --Æ (User:AE/Why?:Wear clothes 3 sizes too small)
79. HowTo:Read Palms
80. HowTo:Tell who your real friends are
81. Why?:Be a male ballet dancer
82. HowTo:Be An Extra In a Summer Blockbuster
83. HowTo:Write the Great American Novel - oh my God. I call dibs. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 21:11 Mar 27, 2008 User talk:Dr. Skullthumper/HowTo:Write the Great American Novel
84. Why?:Be rich, beautiful, and famous
85. Why?:Be a drunk hobo
86. HowTo:Make nuclear power at home
87. Why?:HIDE! - sorry Cajek. I had to steal your idea and write it myself --Æ
88. HowTo:Fall Off A Cliff see HowTo:Drive off a cliff
89. Loud Computer Voice that Counts Backwards ...from Technobabble I've been meaning to write this for a while.   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 31) 15:19 (see User:Cajek/Loud Computer Voice that Counts Backwards)
90. HowTo:Try Too Hard ...from Why?:Give Up
91. HowTo:Open Stuff
92. The Worst That Could Happen
93. UnScripts:Death Scene
94. UnScripts:Christmas Special
95. Why?:Does cajek keep getting banned -- this needs writing before soon he gets really banned... VERY FUNNY, ASSSSHOOOOOLLEEEE
96. Why?:Should Cajek stop doing all this 'Real World' stuff & come back to Uncyc

Userspace

In Progress/Acceptable

• User:Cajek/Museum of Misery
• User:Cajek/Christian Rock (Backwards)

Abandoned/Total Shit

• User:Cajek/UnScripts:The Fast and the Furious:Drunk Hydroplaning coming soon probably never
• User:Cajek/Why?:Have A Mortal Enemy
• User:Cajek/HowTo:Spot a Time Traveler
• User:Cajek/UnPoetia:Ode to Randomness
• User:Cajek/Loud Computer Voice that Counts Backwards
• User:Cajek/Airline Food
• User:Cajek/UnBooks:California Wildlife Code 782
• User:Cajek/Unconventional Car
• User:Cajek/The Company Vision
• User:Cajek/HowTo:Self-Actualize
• User:Cajek/Bottled water

The Sport of Article Writing

A new idea I developed... Here are the rules so far:

1. Both players each have one hour to write a funny article on any topic that the other player says to.
2. It starts at the first edit and ends one hour later.
3. You have to start the article 5 minutes after it's announced (make sure both players are online at the time).
4. It has to be either a Why? or HowTo article (so that the article can actually be finished in an hour, and so that there's some direction)
5. OPTIONAL: Both players have to use a designated picture in the article, no matter how random it is, and make it fit with the context of the article.
6. OPTIONAL: Both players have to use 2 or 3 designated sentences in their article. Same rules as the image rule.
7. OPTIONAL: This can be played in teams, but edit conflicts will become a problem.

Rewrites

1. Competition
2. Evil (rewrote 100% of it) Original (random, listy) version
3. Mammal (had to reconstruct it)
4. Rutabaga (deleted most of it) Original (random) version
5. The Life and Times of a Cute Little Puppy (rewrote 9/11ths of it) Original (boring/random) version
6. Katana (rewrote 80% of it) Original (eggplant?) version
7. Calvinball ••• talk
8. Calculus ••• talk
9. 5 bucks ••• talk
10. Brain ••• talk
11. 3 second rule ••• talk
12. Otter ••• talk
13. Bad articles ••• talk
14. Emperor Palpatine ••• talk
15. Side effects ••• talk