User:Cajek/UnPoetia:Ode to Randomness

Poetry for people who hate poetry

Today, in my dirty bathroom,

I saw a beautiful mushroom.

I greeted it, and it scampered off.

"How bizarre," I said, as I stomped on it,

"...that it tastes this good!"

And the birds chirped in reply,

"It's not your fault, old chap!

...don't worry about it."

So I ran and ran,

writing poems about stupid crap.