User:YesTimeToEdit/cigar

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Your premium CIGAR, please, just, take it and puff on it. Other interesting uses include:

  • Burning stuff
  • Attacking an official YTTE representative by jabbing them in the eye with this cigar.

Yes, now we've all got bloodshot eyes. Thank you, come again!