User:YesTimeToEdit/chron2

YesTimeToArchive The YTTE Chronicles: Volume the Second The winning YTTE, including the NotM and it's drama, starting to review and the weirdness. From 9 April 2008 to 29 April 2008 This is an archive. Don't panic! Don't leave messages here, leave them here, silly. The epic YTTE Chronicles continue, below, with hugely nerve-racking and full-of-suspense random and from there take you on a light-speed ride of on-the-edge-of-your-seat action. Be prepared to be stunned, sizzled, amused, enlightened, randomed and scared in this classic. THIS IS NOT JUST AN ARCHIVE, THIS IS A LEATHER-BOUND, LOVINGLY HAND-MADE ACTION-PACKED YTTE CHRONICLE. Talk page introduction at time of archive (for meticulous detail): Hi, welcome to YeTiE-Land's very own talk-ye-here page! Mmm ruley mcruley rules: 1. Fill up from the top, pwease, cause that way new messages are easier to get to and don't involve ridiculous amounts of scrolling, to get to, clever 'ey? 2. Sign my signature book! If you don't fairies will die, FAIRIES! 3. Please whore. Whoring is kindly accepted, YTTE is very keen on whoring, and considers it one of the best hobbies in da world! YTTE loves dis dere whoring so much he's created a special page for you to whore your guts on! 4. YesTimeTo®... Can all new subjects, message or whatever they're called be given a classic "YesTimeTo"® title? I.e "I want to kill you" Would become "YesTimeToKillYou!" 5. Meh. Don't be a dick, or something, yeah whatever... 6. Six sounds like sex, he he he he he! Whore Your Guts Out To YTTE Order Of The Flying Communist Turd Unofficial YTTE Official Thankies Thirsty? Pick Up Your FREE Drink Coupon! Cigary? Pick Up Your FREE Cigar! The Flogging Room

YesTimeToThankYouVeryMuch

For peeing on my decidedly unfinished game. I unfortunately left my comments in the review room, found here. If you could be so kind as to pick them up there, I'd be very happy. Also,

VGDictator has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Warm Asparagus Smelling Regards, VGD >=3 19:05, 28 April 2008 (UTC)

(P.S. Also, thank you for promoting me, and sorry I couldn't find a better award template than cookie.)

No I've read your comments on the Pee. No problem about the promotion and I LOVE cookies! Maybe sometime you should make your own personal award template (like my FCTs or Thankies templates)? Also you clearly missed the NotM drama and The Improver/NXWave drama! - 19:10 28 April Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Did I, now? VGD >=3 20:04, 28 April 2008 (UTC)

Oh, maybe not! Did you hear about the NotM drama, though? - 20:08 28 April Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Improver did try to make up for their mistake, right? Although, I do agree that was a very asshat thing to do. VGD >=3 20:22, 28 April 2008 (UTC)

If you do insist on this I'll back off. VGD >=3 20:22, 28 April 2008 (UTC)

Back off? To where? From what? Yeh I'm fine with The Improver being unbanned, I mean before he got banned he was clearly trying to make things up to me, for example, he nommed e for World's Best Friend award thingy, which I don't deserve, but anyway... - 20:25 28 April Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

"Back off from the conversation" is perhaps what I meant. =S Also, you deserve BFF! (I just haven't voted because the other people also deserve it, and I can't decide!) VGD >=3 20:38, 28 April 2008 (UTC) (P.S. Someone vandalised my userpage! T-T)

Lucky you, I love getting my page vandalised by idiots and really love getting my "vandalise this page" page vandalised! Who was it? - 15:44 29 April Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Why don't you look in history and find out? 0u< VGD >=3 20:51, 29 April 2008 (UTC)

Eh? I only see lots of VGDictators, my name, and some random IP who didn't seem to vandalise your page...he just changed a colour. What, I'm confuddled!! - 20:59 29 April Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Ari? Minna san YTTE-shi konpaku baka no hatsu wari on hedu. ^u^ VGD >=3 21:17, 29 April 2008 (UTC)

OH! Now every-thing's completely clear! I get it! - 21:20 29 April Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Eego ga dekimasu ka >.> Also, I was so totally bored. =3 VGD >=3 21:29, 29 April 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToNotM

Ignoring for the moment the whole drama that ran amock due to that techicality, I've noticed your remark on the NotM talk page, and one thing I'd like to ask you is to not give it up. In a very short while you've become a well known figure around here and a great contributer. I only remember one such frantic contributor and he has since won many letters following his name and his own personal meme, which for that I must blame myself. Anyway, what I meaning to say, we are here for the fun and you certainly a good part of it, don't let this buisness rush you off. It would be a shame. ~ 16:59, 27 April 2008 (UTC)

Woo I got banned! Anyway...

Daddy, you forgot to call it YesTimeToNotM! Really! On a more serious note: No no, I wasn't planning to leave Uncyc, it's a great place and I'm enjoying it! I was just pointing out the fact that if this issue isn't resolved for the next NotM then n00blet users may be driven away. I don't mind not getting the award that much, but what annoyed me was the attitude of The Improver - I think he's realised he made a mistake now, though, and I guess he's trying to make up for it. Thanks for stopping by and I meant to come over to your talk page and ask you a few thinks, unrelated to NotM, but my internet was screwed up...anyway, just a few ideas:

• Is there an award for people who don't actually do anything major but sit in the background and make lots of little edits - just as a way of rewarding these people who may not otherwise be rewarded - is this a stupid idea? - do we have too many awards? - are there any users out there like that?
• And, er, oh, now I forget all my other ideas, I really must write things down, well when I remember I'll stop by your userpage. - 06:35 27 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Actually, there's the UGotM, for those inane (yes, I spelled that right) little edits. VGD >=3 19:14, 28 April 2008 (UTC)

Edit: But it's more of a negative joke award than for little edits. VGD >=3 19:19, 28 April 2008 (UTC)

That's not for that at all. The award you're looking for YTTE, is UotM. ~ 19:21, 28 April 2008 (UTC)

Ah yes, that's much better, how stupid of me. =( VGD >=3 19:22, 28 April 2008 (UTC)

I'm so sorry

Since your first contribution was in Febuary. You are ineligable for the Noob of the Month award. The Cabal, Adimatti and us are sorry that it hadto come to this. But you're 2 months which means your ineligable. You would of been a great Noob of the Month. --The Improver talk • contribs • 17:54, Apr 26 2008 (UTC)

Hey, I could nominate you for a bunch of other crazy awards 1 day before the end of the month to make up for it! I know some weird, out-of-the-way awards that you may be interested in...   Le Cejak • <Apr 26, 2008 [18:25]>

Don't count yourself out yet. I'm trying. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 18:33 Apr 26

What everyone is forgetting to say is that awards don't count for jack.   Le Cejak • <Apr 26, 2008 [18:42]>

Listen to this man! I have a Foolitzer, UotM, and I'm on the verge of my own WotM, but I feel no less enlightened than I did a year ago when I had 40 edits. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 20:18, 26 April 2008 (UTC)

Meh. You'll always be NotM to me! -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:32, 26 Apr

I think awards mean a lot more to n00bs than experienced users such as you two! Opty, thanks for the support, but please try to keep your messages in line, uh, really! The shame! :D - 09:34 26 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Trust me! The more awards you get, the more bored and jaded you become. Focus on writing good articles and getting features, but for the love of God stay away from awards! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 20:39, 26 April 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, I don't think you should get to hung up on this. You'll have plenty of time to earn far more significant awards. I foresee a UotM for you somewhere down the line. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:43, 26 Apr

I'll try my best, but I'm sorry. My opinions on this issue have been a bit tasteless to say the least. Furthermore, I support you being NoTM. Again, I'll try to keep the gloating down. --The Improver talk • contribs • 21:02, Apr 26 2008 (UTC)

But hey, we both can have the award. See here. --The Improver talk • contribs • 21:18, Apr 26 2008 (UTC)

Remember you earn an award, not win it. YTTE earned it even if he didn't win it. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 09:53, 27 April 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToProxima Centauri and the aliens of Porrila

They're still threatening to huff it.Proxima Centauri 18:26, 25 April 2008 (UTC)

That's because it needs a LOT of work and I'm not sure if anyone really gets where you're trying to take this article. I just skimmed over the pee review and SysRq seems to have pinpointed it: Does this belong on a humour/satire website? Isn't it more just a story of yours? And if you really are planning to try and keep it on here I would add pictures and read through it. Then read through it again. Then read through it again, but this time chop bits out. Try and add some jokes, even if they're not particularly funny to start with, at least they'll be some jokes. - 11:32 26 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

One more question: who's "they?" ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 16:11 Apr 26

YesTimeToAward

Rejoice, YesTimeToEdit! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

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I very rarely give these out, which means you did an excellent, excellent job. I will update the article as you have suggested: thanks again, YTTE!!   Le Cejak • <Apr 23, 2008 [21:29]>

I did? Why thank you! That's the first proper award thing I've ever received, thanks again! - 07:27 24 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Also, your article's doing pretty good. Kudos on that!   Le Cejak • <Apr 24, 2008 [15:02]>

Thankos! And so is NotM. - 06:22 24 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

YesTimeToReview

Heerenveen here, another resident PEEING member/recent changes watcher, I'm sure you know the type. Just came here because I was looking through the pee queue, and I have to say that, even though it was an old pee, you really did a grand old job doing an in-depth review on Cajek's article there — that was MDL like! Keep at it, you have a lot of reviewing potential, and I'm sure you could be a great asset to Pee Review if you keep at it. –—Hv (talk) 23/04 18:50

Well thank you! Also thanks for observing adding a message to the top, not the bottom, very observant! :D I'm glad you liked the review , Cajek (as you may know) set it up specially for me to test my peeing abilities. I'm very interested in PEEING, I'd like to do one more practise before I let my pee loose on the general public, but I'm looking forward to it! - 07:54 23 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

YesTimeToTalkAboutYourRandomGame

Also, I like your game so far, keep up the good work! VGD >=3 17:51, 21 April 2008 (UTC)

Thanks, but look what you've gone and done, broken my talk page divs, I'll have to fix that...But thanks! - 06:54 21 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Fixed, Sorry, couldn't resist! VGD >=3 17:56, 21 April 2008 (UTC)

Lol, you could call it TesTimeToTalkAboutyYourRandomGameAndLongTitle. Lol anyway, thank you, again, hope you like, you can help out if you want, I will finish it, but at the moment my attention is on MY FEATURED-NOMINATED ARTICLE (woo! - that wasn't a whore) and my Wiki main page thingy. - 07:00 21 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Which one got Feature/Nommed? VGD >=3 18:38, 21 April 2008 (UTC)

ADVANCED WARNING: THIS IS NOT INTENDED TO BE A WHORE!! NO WHORE INTENDED! WHORING IS NOT GOING ON! Ok, here's the link. - 07:41 21 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

OMG IT'S GONNA BE FEATURED!!1! - 16:04, 24 April 2008 (UTC) cal.YTTE Talk! Sign!

Well that would be my hope, how do they actually decide when to feature something or not? - 06:22 24 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

I dunno, even after reading the Rules. =( VGD >=3 17:40, 24 April 2008 (UTC)

I know, I've read the rules twice, it doesn't make it very clear! And the health thing is weird too...Que experienced user to explain what is going on... - 06:48 24 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Gee, if I knew, I'd tell you. sirsysrq 18:13, 24 April 2008 (UTC)

VG, stop pretending to be people you're clearly not! - 07:17 24 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

I am clearly not this person. Also, if you must abbreviate my name, please use either VGD or Isshiki. No exceptions-ish. Fine, I'll go ask. =P VGD >=3 18:19, 24 April 2008 (UTC)

OK, VG. (Come on, asking me not to call you that is clearly going to make me call you it) - 07:21 24 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

(No duh. Can't you consider that I did it intentionally with the purpose of causing you to want to call me that? >=3) Also, Cutman. (Sorry, haven't asked yet) VGD >=3 18:29, 24 April 2008 (UTC)

Cutman? - 07:31 24 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Yes. He has scissors on his freaking head. =3 VGD >=3 23:43, 24 April 2008 (UTC)

Cut, cut, cut, CUT! ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 20:44 Apr 26

See? SysRq knows what I am talking about. =3 VGD >=3 21:14, 29 April 2008 (UTC)

Uh...yeah. /me fumbles for a knife on the kitchen table but doesn't find one so starts backing up towards the door Er keep telling me about this er Cutman. Erm...yeah. - 21:17 29 April Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Where are you going? I haven't started talking about the bears and not feeding them! VGD >=3 15:58, 1 May 2008 (UTC)

I'm um, I'm not going anywhere. I'm just, keep talking, please. /me backs away some more fumbling with the knife on the table some more... - 16:00 1 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

YesTimeTo...I got nothing.

Anyways, you know that page Wikipedia Main Page? You know those other pages you made for it, like Wikipedia Help? Could you keep any more of those you make in a subpage of the original, so that we don't have too many short pages floating around the database? Thanks, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:41, Apr 20

Doh! I was thinking, this is not right putting them in the mainspace and I thought about putting them in my userspace but then that wouldn't be right...I completely forgot about putting them in Wikipedia Main Page/page, sorry! I'll move them as soon as I have time! - 08:44 20 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

I moved two of them a little while ago, "help" and "statistics," so those are all set. Anyways, good luck with your thingy. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:49, Apr 20

Thanks. - 09:07 20 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

YesTimeToEdit My Article

Yeah that's fine. Do you like the article? Phalanxia 11:01, 20 April 2008 (UTC)

To be honest: it's not a particularly original idea, I'm afraid to say, BUT: I think it could be quite funny with some work and effort (And I have to admit I prefer it to your planet/alien article :-D ). And yes I'll give it a little bit of formatting help when I've finished getting the blood stains out of my jumper some work I've got to do.... - 12:11 20 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Yeah, I know that. I just wanted to make an Alexander the Great Chat log ;)Think of it as a warm up before the real funny begins =P Phalanxia 12:15, 20 April 2008 (UTC)

Well how about, instead of it being a video game it is something like (As you jsut said) a chat log, or chat transcripts from various IMs between the people involved? You could call it "Chat Transcripts <PLACES INVOLVED, SO LIKE GREECE, ETC.> From <START YEAR> To <END YEAR>" or whatever, just an idea... - 01:21 20 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

YesTimeToTanks

Campaign Leaflet thanks you for the vote.

Unfortunately Campaign Leaflet can not keep any of the promises it made campaigning as the $10 offered by the Pizza place down the street was just too good an offer not to fold for. But still, $5 Pizza - thats tonights dinner for YOU!

--Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 07:27, 15 April 2008 (UTC)

Tanks...? On my userpage...? I better hide them, if the UN finds out I've got tanks in my userspace, again, I could get real sanctions, this time. P.S. Thanks for all the support over the NotM thing and for all your help. - 04:35 27 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

No problem, we need good new users like you and you were much better than when I won NotM - all I did was write 1.5 FA, not help out everyone like you did :D --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 15:42, 1 May 2008 (UTC)

Yay! Thank you! I haven't written a new article for a while, but I feel I prefer UnNews (maybe I should do an UnScript sometime, actually) and peeing and talking/helping out in userspace. Anyway, er, yeah, thanks, again. - 15:47 1 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Yar! I just wrote a mainspace article and boy was it hard! I really like making Campaign Leaflet like things though. You'll find a niche you like and no doubt get really really good at it :D --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 16:01, 1 May 2008 (UTC)

Mmm...I have a game I need to finish off, and I'm meant to be doing a collab with that yin-and-yang-unicode-name guy, but he seems to have disappeared... I like UnNews though cause they're not that long and there always seems to be something to write... - 16:05 1 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

About A Tale of Two Cities

I've kinda noticed that it has more then one quotes on there. I kinda suggest you read the quote policy to understand how the quotes kinda work around here. --The Improver talk • contribs • 18:10, Apr 14 2008 (UTC)

Right, I killed some of the quotes, I'll kill some more when I do my next edit, thanks for letting me know. - 07:15 14 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

YesTimeToMakeEverythingEncyclopaedic

I've altered Proxima Centauri and the planet Porrila so it looks as if it just could be an encyclopedia article. I'm not sure if I've done enough but it is funny. Please advise. Proxima Centauri 17:17, 12 April 2008 (UTC)

Have you heard of "Pee Review"? It's a system on Uncyc to get other members to review your articles using a devised system with ratings out of ten. I think in your case it could be useful, and I also think that whatever review you get is going to be quite harsh, but helpful. If you don't what Pee Review is you should click the link on the left hand side navigation bar and have a look around... If you're still confused ask here and I'll help out. - 11:55 12 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Good for you for advertising UN:PR, YTTE (lots of letters).   Le Cejak • <Apr 12, 2008 [23:17]>

Why thank you, oh one they call Cajek (sorry I'm in a misty ancient wise hag prophet mood, er, yeah...) - 07:05 14 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

YesTimeToHi

hi can you put a quote one the top of save the trees for me please Crazyfulla 00:19, 14 April 2008 (UTC)

Sorry it took me so long to reply! Er, what kind of quote? Do you want general help with this article, I'm willing to help you there, there's a lot of spelling msitakes and stuff liek that which can be fixed, if you want...

yeah dat wood b good (crap tree joke) - 07:27 14 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee! sorry to ask for so much crap but can you put a quote forthis too? y/n (pick one no pressure) User:Crazyfulla/The next box plz....................zzzzzzzzzzzz snort huh?i fell asleep Crazyfulla 23:54, 16 April 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToCopy from YesTimeToEdit's YesTimeToTalkPage

Take a look at the mischief I've been up to: user talk:Cajek   Le Cejak • <Apr 10, 2008 [15:45]>

You stealing bastard! Ah! I feel ravaged, ravaged and dirty! Uh, oh well, I'm stealing your central contents thing, and then I may head on down to yonder Cajek talk page and vandalise it a bit, for kicks. Obviously it would be pretty vandalism though...- 04:50 10 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

YesTimeToFocusOnReality

Just wanted to give you a heads-up, I'm going to be really busy with goddamn real life for a while. Trying to finish school, get money saved up, things like that. I'll be around to edit the article, but my Uncyc time is probably going to be severely limited for the next couple weeks. If you want to go ahead and start writing and stuff, I'll drop in and give you my two cents whenever possible, and throw my own ideas into the article, etc. etc., but chances are I won't be around nearly as much as I want to be. :/ Anywho, I'm looking forward to getting this article actually written with you! - ☯•♫•© 03:36 Apr 10

On your user-page it says "owever, finances, school and my friends are suddenly in desperate need of my attention". Erm, what's a friend? And also...Oh gawd a sense of foreboding at writing the article, maybe the correct word to use would be "eeek". I'm afraid the same story is similar for me, it's that goddamn real life! I hate hate hate it! If only life was just all (funny alternative to life here) Uncyclopedia! Damn damn damn it! Anyway I should get time to contribute bits, the lol factor may be questionable though as it's gonna have to compete with real life (but probably not as much as you are...) Also relatively big exams coming up, which will dominate my next holidays...anyway, enough complaining from me. Thanks for letting me know... - 04:22 10 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

YesTimeToThankYou

Thanks for your generous comments [[Talk:HowTo:Become Stupid in 21 days|here]]. I was just messing with your head a bit, I'm afraid I don't do well with compliments. I did write it and MrN was kind enough to help me with formatting and general advice (I'm a noob myself). Thanks for your vote and good luck with NotM, though I don't think you'll need any. -OptyC Sucks! CUN 18:17, 9 April 2008 (UTC)

I need all the help I can get (hint, hint)! No problem, I loved the article, and since you're here now, would you be kind enough to grace my signature book with your sig (link at the top, bright blue, can't miss it). By the way let me know if when the article is up for VFH and I'll vote! - 07:21 9 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

LOL! I thought you'd already voted for it! I have signed your guestbook.-OptyC Sucks! CUN 18:28, 9 April 2008 (UTC)

Omg! My memory...my precious memory all spewed on the floor in an ugly mass of grey and red and stuff! I was the second person to vote, oh, well, sorry! And good luck with VFHing! An thank you for signing my guestbook. Oh! I'm only 12 votes ahead of the competition at NotM, I could easily get caught up with, oh what am I going to do?! Who will save me from this fate? *Blushes at his own blatant whoring, sorry that's one of two things this page is good at* - 07:34 9 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

YesTimeToCheddarCheeseWheel

Because I must hop on the bandwagon. VGD >=3 18:12, 9 April 2008 (UTC)

Hop away - 07:15 9 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Will do. VGD >=3 18:39, 9 April 2008 (UTC)

Have a cigar. - 07:42 9 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

No thank you, I don't smoke. Before firing my laser, anyways. VGD >=3 19:19, 9 April 2008 (UTC)

Your laser? Firing? At what? Why? You have a LASER? - 08:20 9 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Yes, I do. Like any Internet kitty, I possess my very own laser. Which I am charging. MOAR BANDWAGON VGD >=3 19:23, 9 April 2008 (UTC)

Oh you can get on my wagon if you want to, it's a nice little Ford, you'll find it parked in the garage. - 08:25 9 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

/me runs headlong into the garage door. (I'm sorry if I am irritating you. It's a bad habit of mine to be annoying without trying) VGD >=3 19:30, 9 April 2008 (UTC)

Nah, don't be so silly! THIS IS A YTTE SILLY MOMENT® If you don't savour it they will shoot you! - 08:33 9 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

The number you have dialed is not in service. VGD >=3 19:36, 9 April 2008 (UTC)

Oh! It's the '9", the "9" doesn't work on my stupid phone! Awgh! YTTE must now abstain from this informative conversation in favour of that damned "real life"! YTTE makes his sincerest apologies with the slight nod of a head. - 08:40 9 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

When nodding, always remember, forward and back, don't cut any slack. (Edit: Removed lolcat line) VGD >=3 16:10, 15 April 2008 (UTC)

I just got run over by a CheddarCheeseWheel! Stat talk 16:09, 23 April 2008 (UTC)

Oh noes! That's awful and the "9" on my phone doesn't work, so I can't ring an ambulance, sorry about that, you'll have to sort out an ambulance by yourself, just hope you don't die while you're ringing them, unless VGD can make the call... - 10:02 23 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!