User:YesTimeToEdit/chron3

YesTimeToArchive The YTTE Chronicles: Volume the Third The pain and the trial, the graduation from adoption, the adoption of Tuo, Qua and Mnbvcxz, the meeting of and conversing with Orian57, the feature, the gloating, the idle chit-chat, a status-box, the Game main page, the thanks and the ninjastar, the helping out at HowTo and the birth of UnProvise. Welcome to the best YTTE chronicle, yet! From 28 April 2008 to 3 June 2008 This is an archive. Don't panic! Don't leave messages here, leave them here, silly. The epic YTTE Chronicles continue, below, with hugely nerve-racking and full-of-suspense random and from there take you on a light-speed ride of on-the-edge-of-your-seat action. Be prepared to be stunned, sizzled, amused, enlightened, randomed and scared in this classic. THIS IS NOT JUST AN ARCHIVE, THIS IS A LEATHER-BOUND, LOVINGLY HAND-MADE ACTION-PACKED YTTE CHRONICLE. Talk page introduction at time of archive (for meticulous detail): Hi, welcome to YeTiE-Land's very own talk-ye-here page! Mmm ruley mcruley rules: 1. Fill up from the top, pwease, cause that way new messages are easier to get to and don't involve ridiculous amounts of scrolling, to get to, clever 'ey? 2. Sign my signature book! If you don't fairies will die, FAIRIES! 3. Please whore. Whoring is kindly accepted, YTTE is very keen on whoring, and considers it one of the best hobbies in da world! YTTE loves dis dere whoring so much he's created a special page for you to whore your guts on! 4. YesTimeTo®... Can all new subjects, message or whatever they're called be given a classic "YesTimeTo"® title? I.e "I want to kill you" Would become "YesTimeToKillYou!" 5. Meh. Don't be a dick, or something, yeah whatever... 6. Six sounds like sex, he he he he he! I subscribe to UnSignpost! Yay! But for tidiness I get my paper delivered to my special post-box. Whore Your Guts Out To YTTE Order Of The Flying Communist Turd Unofficial YTTE Official Thankies Thirsty? Pick Up Your FREE Drink Coupon! Cigary? Pick Up Your FREE Cigar! The Flogging Room

YesTimeToThankLate!

Thanks, son! But Uncle Sam didn't thank me! All you bastards can GO TO HELL!! Eh, got any change, son? I sure hope no one writes an incredibly offensive article about me. Wait, where ya goin, son? Thanks for voting for Veteran.

~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 18:44 Jun 3

YesTimeToRejoiceAtMyBadAim!

Seriously, brilliant work there. And everywhere. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 18:21 3 June 2008

Yay, you took my hint! And I thought that when I saw the little orange box it was going to be EDian vandalism! Oh I love you so much Orian! Well, maybe so and much and love are slightly too strong words, but yeah, you get what I mean, I hope... No, don't take it that way, I didn't mean, no I'm not asking you out on a date....Ugrr! Thanks again! - [18:23 3 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

what is "EDian vandalism"? Who or what are ED's? Just more vital information I'm missing out on. Also, no, Yettie. You're not asking me out. We've been down this road before, it's never going to work! Hey isn't Ed your other personality? seriously I know I'm missing something. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 18:40 3 June 2008

Yes ed was my on-the-spur-of-the-moment personality. Also ED is Encyclopaedia Dramatica, teh suckiest humour wiki/website on the internet! It's full of memes, immature users, bullshit, "lulz" and more bullshit. Also, at regular intervals there users come here to give us shit. Google Encyclopaedia Dramatica, to find out more, if you dare! and we've been down this route before? I don't remember it! Was it an alley? - [18:46 3 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Ah! I see! /Goes to have a look Jesus fucking christ! What the fuck! My internet just had a compleate eppy! It was actually just sick. What ever you do don't click on a user called "Grawp". Also that stuff Isn't funny. It's actually sorta offensive. For fucks sake... Ah well at least i am better informed about the world now. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 19:32 3 June 2008

I thought ED meant "Erectile Dysfunction"? VGD >=3 19:35, 3 June 2008 (UTC)

Erectile Dysfucntion, Encyclopedia Dramatica basically the same thing: lame and immature (seriously who puts a virus on their userpage?).

Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 19:39 3 June 2008

YesTimeTo Add More Spaces - I Guess That's My Thing, Huh?

Yeah, quickie about the HowTo page - what do you say to changing the featured HowTo on a weekly basis? You did the last one on Thursday, so this Thursday would be the next... Thoughts, complaints, disagreements? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:39, Jun 2

Also, while I'm here: You don't appear to have a South Park image of yourself for me to add to my South Park images of people gallery at the moment. Rectify this shocking oversight, please. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 15:10, Jun 2

Of course I've made a south park picture of myself! Would you really want to talk to someone who hasn't? I just haven't uploaded it... I'll do this as soon as my internet behaves! Also changing the featured article on a weekly basis, sounds good - I presume there are enough HowTos, and more importantly, enough new HowTos to be able to make this work? Anyway, go ahead and change it on Thursday! - [15:16 2 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

YesTimeToReplyHelp

Thanks! I had placed the help template here but all I could do for this article is make the picture. I was sitting in the office one day wondering how students disappear after gratuation. I left the article for now, since I have no ideas on how to make it into a news article. It would be a good UnNews in May the time of graduation every year. Feel free to edit it if you like. --Allahgator 05:43, 3 June 2008 (UTC)

Er, do you need any help with anything at all? - [06:53 3 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

YesTimeToArchiveYourTalkPage

Damn that thing is getting too long. My browser slows down every time it loads. No offense. --¿Qua? es mi página de discusión, es lo que mi contribuiría 06:47, 2 June 2008 (UTC)

I know I was going to archive it when it got to 50, then I couldn't be bothered. I promise to do it as soon as it hits 60, okay? - [07:02 2 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

YesTimeToWhore

Well, you reviewed this in the first place, so I figured I'd get your opinion on the edits when you get a chance. Hope you enjoy and thanks for the help!--- Cheapinitreal (talk) 05:02, 2 June 2008 (UTC)

If you put it up for Pee I should be able to do it quickly-ish. I'm afraid I'm not too good at giving brief opinions (and also I'm looking to do as many pees as I can). It is looking better though...that's not much help though, I guess! - [15:18 2 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

I am gonna play around with the formating later today. After, I get done I'll post it for pee and let you know.Thankayou--- Cheapinitreal (talk) 18:48, 2 June 2008 (UTC)

Oh by the way, in future I have a page for whoring! - [18:50 2 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Sorry, I did not notice. Well, I took almost all your advice and it is now posted on pee. I'll make sure to use the whore page next time.--- Cheapinitreal (talk) 00:01, 3 June 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToExplainMyApparentLackOfActivity

Yeah, I have spent the last two weeks setting up for my High School graduation. I've been pretty busy, and rather frazzled. But I graduated today, so I should be more active soon. Anyway, next time I'm on can you help me make my userpage as sexy as my sig?--Mgr. TuoDecaps ^(talk) Contribs 00:43 2 June 2008

Of course and congratulations! - [06:45 2 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

YesTimeToInsertWittyHeaderHere

Just wondering. Is there some kind of mystical connection between you and your descendants, and {{MonthlyAwards}}? Just wondering, because there was that forum, Mordillo's talk page, and Qua mentioned it on IRC! Do you draw your improv power from it or something‽ And, yes, to respoond to the forum, I'm dodging fame. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 1/06 20:09

That forum? Really...I guess it must be some sort of mystical/mythical Uncyclopedian connection. Maybe I'm a witch, or wizard or warlock or whatever? - [20:12 1 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

I dunno, I'm meant to be on vacation. Just thought it odd you and your noob would do the exact same thing (also, another thing to be proud of - Qua archived WotM, UotM and NotM this month, nice adopting skills!) ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 1/06 20:20

"He's a young me" YTTE says in a highly arrogant way, using UnProvise formatting. He looks out of the window and across the vast, blue sea and then paints his nails slowly and laboriously. - [20:25 1 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

YesTimeToAwardYouWithAPenis

Flumpa has awarded you the Penis of the Month Award!

Well, it has been a long and difficult path, but you-- yes, YOU, have finally reached the sweet nectar of victory. I'm not talking about the United States Presidential election, but the highly-esteemed Penis of the Month Award! This coveted prize shall forever be a symbol to all that you are worthy of such a gift. Congratulations!

---

* Flumpa 05:01, 1 June 2008 (UTC)

Why, er, thank you... I don't know what to say, I'm flattered. :-) IT'S A PENIS! OMG! - [09:10 1 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

YesTimeToExperimentAndIMeanThatInTheMostIllegalWayPossible

Would you be willing to join me in an unprovise idea I have? The one we have going with the drunkenness has reached its limit, I think. I was thinking "Stuffy English Drama" with self-important dudes in wigs and stockings.   Le Cejak • <17:08, 31 May 2008>

Oh jolly good, just go ahead and do it, what what?! I agree with the drunkedy one we have at the moment, it kinda veered in the opposite direction I wanted it to go. I wanted to try and recreate the vandalisation/freak of nature/abomination Orian and I wreaked on Hv's talk page (sorta for the record)... Anyway, as I say go ahead! Also, did you notice that little add on the front page? Orian and I are looking for one person to help out/monitor stuff, keep any vandalism in check and update the user list. What do you think? - [17:17 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

My main concern right now is Unsignpost. Sorry laddies! (Is that how you people talk?) Anyway, yeah, let me start that thing.   Le Cejak • <17:19, 31 May 2008>

Okay, I'll extend my generous offer to SissyRq. And by "you people" do you mean madmen or english people? - [17:21 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

He means black people. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 19:09 May 31

You mean the people who cook my food? /me winces at the politically incorrectness of it and hopes there isn't a law against saying those sort of things - [19:31 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

YesTimeToLookAtPeopleSuspiciously *looks at YTTE suspiciously*

Screwing round with my userpage... feel free to leave comments/other junk if you like... pie... I like pie --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 15:27, 31 May 2008 (UTC)

I wasn't screwing around with it, per say, but screwing it. Also, thanks for taking me to 50+ headers! - [15:34 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

YesTimeToReview

Hiya buddy! I'll finish your review soon, maybe even today, don't you worry! ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 14:47 May 31

I would return the favoUr but I'm actually meant to be working here, so I can't do much more than add lots of frivolous comments to various talkpages + UnProvise (hence the offline status thingy). I would do it, if I could squeeze it on Monday, but even then I don't think I'll be able to...in fact I'll be able to less so, because I've got like 9 exams next week. Sorry! After that week, if it's still not taken I'll do it, but I can't right now!! Sorry, sorry, sorry etc. And thanks for doing the review for me, 'preciate it! - [14:52 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Goddamn Brits. Whatever. Yeah, that's fine. I'll just find someone who is available. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 14:59 May 31

What sort of available? I here this one guy is a total hottie, if you get my drift... - [15:00 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Is he here? I thought he was gone till Monday. But he is editing right now, I'll see if I can get him to have a look at it. Maybe afterwards we can do it in my dad's car. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 15:02 May 31

I think he'll do more than "look" at it. Editing right now, what's that got to do with it? And he has gone away for the weekend, but I reckon you could do it your dad's car on Monday. - [15:05 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

I'm quivering with anticipation. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 15:18 May 31

Bet ya are, bet ya are. You know what else should make you quiver with anticipation? This should. - [15:20 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

YesTimeToBeALazyArse

I noticed that UU and you did an excellent job re-formatting the HowTo page. So good, in fact, that I just totally ripped off the code to re-do the Why? home page as well. So, basically, I'm thanking you for saving me about an hour of work. Lazy people everywhere FTW! —–Sir Heerenveen, KUN UotM RotM VFH (talk), 30/05 21:37

YesTimeToThankForTheMammaries

Thanks for the cow thing. I have to say, right off, as a zimizmist, I will not preach with the intention of converting anyone to anything. In return for your gift of membership to the cow thing, however, please accept my standard blessing. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 20:31, 30 May 2008 (UTC)

On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 03:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

That's okay and that "cow thing" is called the CMC or the Cow Moo Cult. Zimizist? Are you agnostic, Zim? And thanks for the blessing! - [21:08 30 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

YesTimeToCheckOutMyUserpageAndShamelessWhore

Because it is the only way I'll be able to vandalise the Main Page! Anyone can edit... not anymore! (P.S. This is a link) VGD >=3 20:26, 29 May 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToSayWoops

[[1]] not sure how I missed that! I may have been covered in pee at the time. Thanks for adding. MrN 11:16, May 29

Oh it's okay, it was in my sig too, but I wanted to make it more...er..noticeable :-) - [11:20 29 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

YesTimeTo add spaces to one of these headers - I like spaces

So, about that ol' How To main page - the suggestion about mundane stuff was just that - a suggestion. If you want to do the tidying up and so forth, that's mondo cool with me, but a lot of people prefer to do fun stuff like make things look cool, while I tend to content myself with spadework, so I figured it might be more up your street. You wanna do other stuffs, go rights ahead - I'm going to content myself with just changing the "Tip Of The Day" bit to a choose tag, pulling in all of the tips used thus far - I don't have time to do much else today, so if you want to change that featured How To away from the French one, be my very welcome guest. Looking forward to working with you! ;-) --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:52, May 28

Okey dokey. Nice doing business with you...The plans are in the briefcase next to that hatstand that looks like HIllary Clinton. When the man with the bowler hat and two cans of beer walks past get up and go and pick up the briefcase... I'll go and do some stuff, but I can't do much, either, because I've got work to do. - [13:55 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

So have I. Really important work, without which the country would grind to a halt. Or at least, that's the impression my boss gives me. Roger. I'll be wearing an inconspicuous blue rhododendron bush in my jacket lapel and have my MOD hearing aid tuned to radio 4. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 14:13, May 28

Is it really really REALLY REALLY important work? Roger that. You mean BBC Radio 4? At precisely 4:15 you should commence listening to Gardener's Question Time before preceding, with your rhododendron to the briefcase. Make sure you aren't followed, but remember to keep down. We'll be sending you a fighter-jet escort. - [14:18 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Heh, I change the header image to make it smaller and bring the actual content of the page up a tad, and you add a longer tag line and move the content back down! ;-) OK, a quick discussion then: I feel the page is a bit too long as it is, so I propose we shrink the "featured" box a tad, and also chop back on the "recent HowTos" list. Some of the "recent" HowTos are only recent in continental drift terms, and we do have the link to the full HowTo list in the "Tools" section. And the featured box on the mainpage works well enough being smaller. What are your thoughts? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:44, May 29

I agree with shrinking it all - but also the width change you made has messed it up a bit on my browser. It doesn't seem to want to wrap the featured content, much, so the right hand side column is all squashed...anyway, yes to making the featured content smaller...with the recent HowTos we can delete as many or as few as we like and just change the height of the scrolling box to match the height of the featured HowTo. - [09:59 29 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Gah, sodding browser differences! Also: sodding screen resolution differences, while I'm at it! Yeah, cool with reducing the size of the "recent" box, but I also think we should prune the list a trifle - some of those articles pre-date stainless steel, so you can't get them wet! (Yay for obscure Simpsons quotes!) As to the width thingy, have a play yourself, if you like - I just tried to tweak it as there was a massive amount of space next to the recent links on the right on my screen. But then I do have my screen set to a very awkward resolution, just to be a pain! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:10, May 29

I fixed it, just after I left that comment, but your width adjustments are fine, though, so it's all good! Yes, definitely crop out maybe a bit more than a 1/4 of the recent list. Oh and by the way: I'm not so sure about those main page style <h2> tags you've been putting in... It's starting to look a little too similar to the main page and the green clashes a bit the with the blue of the featured box. - [10:18 29 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Ah, it's just a start. Yup, they do look like the main page, I was just cribbing them from there to make the page look a little more official - tinkering with layout and colours and so forth will hopefully follow in due course - or you could completely strip them out and replace them with something else! I don't want the page to end up looking like the main page, but for now it's a quick way to get it to look a bit less like it was thrown together in 20 minutes as an afterthought. Also, that's green? Either there's something wrong with my monitor, or I need some kind of glasses! When's my next eye test? But whatever, change it as you see fit! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:38, May 29

The h2 background on the "Featured HowTo" title is definitely green! I think I may just get rid of the background colours, I'll see what looks best... - [10:41 29 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

I like what you've done. Good stuff. Here, have cake! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:52, May 29

Under User has blessed you with cake for being friendly and/or useful. Eat it quickly before he changes his mind. Warning: cake prepared in an environment which also processes nuts, and contains lactose, gluten, ground glass and arsenic, which gives it a lovely tang.

Yay, I've always wanted some of your cake. As long as it isn't poisoned. It isn't poisoned, right? /me takes a bite Right?! - [10:56 29 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

YesTimeToFuckBoomer

Hello YesTimeToEdit, This was going to be a thanks for making Orian57 attending template but then some bum said no and i didn't get the title so basically i'd still like to thank you for the support. and maybe next time. or when RotM comes round. This may not have been the best picture to use as the man in it stole kidneys for a living. That was Boomers reasoning not my grammer.

Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog| 10:36, 28 May 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToAskIfYouWantToCollabWithMe

Since I'm your adopted n00b. I'm asking you desperatly here for help. No kidding, I'm putting myself on my knees here just begging for you to help my article. So I'm wondering, *sigh* Deep breath's Qua. *sigh* Do you want to collab HowTo:Create a Video Game with me? I figured that since you know alot about games you would be the one to help me so... Please? --¿Qua? es mi página de discusión, es lo que mi contribuiría 09:56, 28 May 2008 (UTC)

Of course, but let's start it here. Also I probably won't be able to help now, but this evening (well it'll be evening for me) in like six or so hours. - [10:00 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

YesTimeToSugestWeStartAnImprovGroupInMyUserSpace

Hey, you mentioned on HV's talk page about an Improv Space. i think this could be a pretty good idea. but we'd need to sort out some of the ideas behind it (i don't want to say 'rules'), and things like how we make it different -- or at least better -- than the forums. also if you're involved we can make the place look pretty. if you're interested you can add me to MSN (i presume you know my e-mail can be found via my user page), or we can just brainstorm here (i just prefer msn as it's nearer real-time and no edit conflicts)

And it has to be in my userspace as you already have the CMC. so =P. i hope this doesn't sound too formal or anything. on the off chance that it does: My chickens are flying away with me to narnia! HEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLPPPP!!! Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog| 22:33, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

Sorry my msn has erm, how do I put it "retarded" into a state of "shivering in the corner not talking to anyone". It'll have to be here. I'm happy to do that. There's different ways you could do this: you could organise it so different people play different characters and you essentially create a script. Or you could do it simply where it's a chat and you play yourself or you could make it so that it's essentially a collaborative role-play which creates an article... I'm not sure, but if we do this well it could go to the mainspace...unless of course you particularly want it in your userspace. Anyway, sure I'm happy to help out... - [07:34 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Well it could go to mainspace but i jsut meant, to start with have it in my userspace (just so i get attention) for the experiment really see how it goes, see how interested people are. just not sure how to get the ball rolling with it. suppose we need to work on explaining what it is we hope to achieve and an introduction. more to the point how do we actually get the pages to end? because theoretically they could go on forever. people just throwing lines at each other. do you recon we could turn it into a "Game" like thing, where we put a line limit on the participents and see how coherant they can be and see if they can round it off well ect. and do you recon they'd let us nominate pages for highlight? if they're exceptional. just throwing some ideas out there. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog| 09:33, 28 May 2008 (UTC)

Of course if they're good we can nom them for highlight! Maybe that should be the difference between this and the forums? I reckon we should have quite fine set rules. We could also have competitions between teams (just an idea) and then have a vote on which one is better for a bit of fun. I can't do much today...but this evening (evening at least where am) maybe we could make a start? - [09:37 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

We're both the UK aren't we? yeah it's ok i've got an(other) exam today (last one though!) and then we can maybe make a start. whenever like. like some of these ideas though particularly teams cos then it wont be as much of a free for all and will reduce edit conflicts. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog| 10:26, 28 May 2008 (UTC)

I suggest it's done in teams. You're not allowed to go back and change things once they've been written, except to correct typos. It should be written flatline (i.e. without the indents). Each person writes a paragraph (although it can be as short as a sentence). You can't double edit and it should be written in this style:

YTTE bursts through the door screaming. "Jesus fucking christ, my baby's on fire!"

You're only allowed to write stuff for your character (i.e. I can't make you do stuff). I also reckon it shouldn't be written with user-names, but with fictional characters. Everyone picks one fictional character when they join the roleplay and then just write what he does/how he reacts etc. What do you think? - [10:38 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Yeah i think so, definitly no changing things (what are we minitrue? (incidentally i finished 1984 last night, think i've abandoned the untune idea though, can't make it funny.)) Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog| 15:29, 28 May 2008 (UTC)

Hmm...I've just had a couple of ideas for articles, including "UnSexies" the ugliest (and at the same time funniest) pictures you can find all in one neat page. Along with my "a day in the life of a redirect" article I've started and my "expectantableism" page. I'm also helping UU clear up the HowTo main page. I've started on a first version of this (the roleplay thing) in your userspace... - [15:42 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

oh ok. i'm just about to try and reason with boomer and then i was gonna see what message i had. cant do everything at once! you sound bussy though so you know whatever. i'll take a look in a min or two. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog| 15:46, 28 May 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToAdoption

yes. Baseball16 23:20, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

U KNOW WHAT GRANDMA F*** U. Baseball16 22:42, 30 May 2008 (UTC)

Calm down Baseball! I replied to you days ago on your talk page, where I originally asked the question. Although your insult is quite amusing. :) - [08:22 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Hey look its a little egg oh sorry grandma thats your brain and arms.{{User:baseball16/sig}} 20:05, 1 June 2008 (UTC)

Baseball, you need to check "raw signature" in your preferences to make your custom sig work properly... Also <insert name here> SUCKS!
Don't worry, I'm not insulting you, I"m using {{USERNAME}}. - [20:14 1 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

guess what. <insert name here> SUCKS!
MGR. baseball16 00:24, 3 June 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToInvadeYourTalkPage

Ha! Also, congratulations on your third month. - // Berry; speak to me // 17:45, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

Thanks. Hey, do you fancy being whored invited to something? If you do Press 0, if not...blah...Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise 17:52 27 May

Why not? After all, you helped me with those things, you know, the ones we talked about in secret?. - // Berry; speak to me // 17:58, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

Yay! Whore pending...whore pending...DEPLOYING WHORINATOR 9000 Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise 18:03 27 May

Whore successfully deployed. Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise 18:07 27 May

Ok, ok! I've done it! I sould my soul to this cult of yours! - // Berry; speak to me // 18:09, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

...And you'll never ever get it back again! Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise 18:14 27 May

YesTimeToDoSomething

Hey! I was working on that! I was going to finally learn how to actually use a computer! Thanks though :P The HRH MuCal. Tayor MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 16:36, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

Working on...your sig? Or something else? Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise 16:43 27 May

No, it was a sexual innuendo. The HRH MuCal. Tayor MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 19:01, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

Was someone looking for pron? Pron condemns you to hell, did you know that? Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise 19:18 27 May

No, I didn't. Thanks for telling me though. Also, yes, I was talking about my sig :P The HRH MuCal. Tayor MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 12:19, 28 May 2008 (UTC)

Oh, I'm glad to see you snooped on a conversation of mine and that it helped! :-) By the way: ...so how many people have you converted to the CMC, so far? - [12:50 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Well, sadly, as of now only one. But it's Zim! He's up there! :P But, I haven't exhausted all my resources, I'll try to recruit more yet! And wow, you are in high demand here o.O OOOH I don't know if you have yet, but you should create a channel on IRC for CMC like...#CMC then register it to yourself, if you don't know how to do it, then I'll just have to explain it to you later. But think about it, and include a link on your CMC stuff..trust me, eventually people will REALLY go on it. woo! The HRH MuCal. Tayor MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 15:49, 29 May 2008 (UTC)

Have no idea how to o that IRC thing, as I'm a complete IRC noob, but if you want to do it for me? That would be good... - [16:43 29 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Yeah, sure. I'll do it when I can actually get on. I'm never on now-a-days. Too many blocks. Anywho. Would you like me to register it to you, or me? I atleast get access! :P But yea, will do! The HRH MuCal. Tayor MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 12:18, 2 June 2008 (UTC)

Does it make a difference who you register it under? Also I'm not registered to IRC, so I don't think you could (register it to me)... - [15:28 2 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

YesTimeToSo...

Am I like adopted now?--TuoDecaps 15:22, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

You are. That's it. No boring paper work or anything. But do you want help with your sig or with your user page? Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise 15:24 27 May

Sure, I am hopelessly inept at wiki formatting. How do I make a sig?--TuoDecaps 15:28, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

Right an average sig should contain a link to your userpage, a link to your talk page and a link to your contributions. Now you should be pretty capable of creating links (I hope!) to these three things. For the moment don't worry about fancy wiki-coding, just make these links at User:TuoDecaps/sig. (A link to your contributions is Special:Contributions/TuoDecaps) - YTTE^(talk) 15:32 27 May

Alright I'll get on that now.--TuoDecaps 15:47, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

Did I spell your name wrong? I'm so incredibly sorry! Wow...my brain must be melting! Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise 15:51 27 May

That's all right, you should hear people try to say it on Xbox Live. Anyway I think I got it. Now what? --TuoDecaps 16:00, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

Just a note: remember to indent your new message with a " : ", okay? Now what...well what do you think of what I've done to it? - YTTE^(talk) 16:10 27 May

I like it! So much better than the raw blue one. Thanks man! So to sign it I link to it? I'll test. Mgr. TuoDecaps ^(talk) Contribs

No there's a better way...Go to preferences and then replace whatever happens to be in the "signature" text-box thing with "- {{SUBST:nosubst|User:TuoDecaps/sig}}". Then you just sign with four tildes (~~~~). If you want you can also have a custom styled date...which we can do if you want. Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise 16:24 27 May

What's a custom style date?--{{SUBST:nosubst|User:TuoDecaps/sig}} 16:27, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

Oh sorry, forgot to say! You've got to check "raw signature" to make it work. A custom date is like mine, it's got custom formatting, it's red and italics. Your's is plain and just the normal timestamp... Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise 16:28 27 May

Alright I think I got it now. Anyway I would like a custom timestamp if you don't mind.--Mgr. TuoDecaps ^(talk) Contribs 16:32, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

Sure! Just tell me exactly what you'd like it to look like and I'll knock some wiki formatting up for you. Most people decide to make their date smaller than the rest of their sig, I'd advise that, it makes it look pretty good too. Anything else? Colo(U)rs etc? Italic non italic...underlined, even? What do you want? Oh and it can go either before or after your sig... Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise 16:35 27 May

Could I get in smaller text with bold italics? Oh and in green. I like green. And after my name. Many thanks man!--Mgr. TuoDecaps ^(talk) Contribs 16:39, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

Ok, so in the preferences "signature" bit put <small>'''<font color="#040"><span style="padding: 1.5px; border: 1px solid #090"><small>{{subst:CURRENTTIME}}</small></span> ''{{subst:CURRENTDAY}} {{subst:CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{subst:CURRENTYEAR}}</font>'''</small>, which will produce: 16:49 27 May 2008 after your signature every time you sign. You just need to remember now to sign with three tildes, not four. That box around the time...is a bit...experimental. If you don't like it I'll take it out for you. Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise 16:49 27 May

lowers binoculers and then mumbles to himself ohhhh... so that's how it's done...Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog| 17:57, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

Yeh, to be sure, you can shoot a tiger if you want... Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise 18:02 27 May

Sweet. Thanks again. Now I have to test it.--Mgr. TuoDecaps ^(talk) Contribs 18:04 27 May 2008

Hey no problem, but I'm not so sure about that box around the time... If you want to keep it, cool, if not here's the code without the box: <small>'''<font color="#040"><small>{{subst:CURRENTTIME}}</small> ''{{subst:CURRENTDAY}} {{subst:CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{subst:CURRENTYEAR}}</font>'''</small> Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise 18:07 27 May

That isn't inuendo is it? shooting tigers? Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog| 18:09, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

Erm...coughs...no...not...er...no...Well, kinda... Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise 18:13 27 May

YesTimeToAnnounce

....I have a new sig! Yay, well I have two new sigs, I'm not sure which one is best, I grew bored and tired of the old one. - YTTE^(talk) 08:50 27 May

YesTimeToInspireYoungContributors

Thank you for your kind words on the voting thingy, YTTE! I get inspiration for articles more rapidly because I'm in contact with so many different kinds of people, plus I'm sick this week so I had nothing better to do than think up really crazy article ideas (fever of 101). That's why I don't like making "thanks for voting" templates, I think. Anyway, just write 70 articles and you'll have as many (or more) features than moi!   Le Cejak • <9:23, 26 May 2008>

Hey, thanks for dropping by! I've actually got quite a few ideas at the moment, but just don't have the time to write them, I'm actually meant to be revising now, but meh... Maybe in a few weeks I'll get started on them. On and P.S. Get well soon! - 11:09 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

YesTimeToAskYouIfYouWantToBecomeASysop

Hi. I'm TaylorKarras from 90210pedia. I've been looking over at your contributions and I must say. You're good at making templates, you have an excellent understanding of HTML, PHP and possibly CSS and most of all, you're an ideas man. So I'm asking you, how'd you like to become 90210pedia's first sysop. Think about it, it'll be fun and you'd get to help design the Wiki with me. I'm not going to exaggerate more on this so I'm giving you this Yes or No question. Do you want to be a sysop? --TaylorKarras 01:47, 25 May 2008 (UTC)

Well thank you! I would love to, but I can't in the next two weeks or so as I have a load of exams. But after that, sure! The only thing I would say is, what is this wiki going to be about? If it doesn't have a particular aim it'll die, as I've seen many wikis die that didn't have a clear aim. But yes, I'd love to help,, just in two weeks or so. - 07:04 25 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

The wiki is going to be about the show "Beverly Hills 90210" and everything about it. Including it's spinoff "90210". We aim to become a complete reference to Beverly Hills 90210 by trying to get everything covered. That basically there is the aim. --TaylorKarras 10:01, 25 May 2008 (UTC)

OK, but I must warn you my knowledge on the show is not particularly strong, in fact, it is non-existent. - 10:20 25 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

YesTimeToSuggest

Game:Main Page is a bit untidy, so I suggest this version.
{P.S. you did rip that code to put that status box on the top, right? You do need to know that it blocks the edit button...) • nyp 12:45, 23 May 2008 (UTC)

It blocks the edit button, oh I guess it would if you have slightly smaller screen than I do, I'll guess I'll go and fix it. And on the game portal: I don't think it's that untidy, I spent a good week or so clearing it up. Your version seems to be too much like the main page, I wanted to stay away from completely copying the front page, also I'm not so sure about your header and your page doesn't have the "create game" box. And that yellow used for the text games is, well, not particularly pretty. - 15:48 23 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

YesTimeToHopeIHelpedYourAdoptedNoob

I am glad to have helped your adopted noob, Qua, with ideas on their Why?:Did the Chicken Cross the Road piece and am even happier you think I gave good advice. I hope Qua follows through with that piece because I think it has great potential. I am still waiting for a thank you card or a fuck off from Qua for my advice but won't hold my breath. Is there anyway to bribe you into changing your NotM vote? One changed vote would make it a tie ballgame; as of now, I am drafting my concession speech, for I've failed to capture enough super delegates. --Cheapinitreal 18:53, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

I was thinking about there vote, but actually, yes I'm changing it, I feel you deserve it now, but only just. It's so close this month! I think you should both get it, but meh, that's not how it works is it? - 19:39 22 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Cheap is busy writing, whereas Hyperbole is busy reviewing. I have a lot of respect for reviewing, but writing... that's really f'in hard.   Le Cejak • <20:11, 22 May 2008>

Yes. Yes, I agree with you. /me stares blankly ahead - 20:16 22 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Thank you very much for your vote! I hope to do all who have supported me proud in the future and this is the first step in fending of the damn badgerinegooses. If you ever think my opinion could help you or your noob, feel free to whore it to me. We posted on each others discussion pages at the same time. Too funny --Cheapinitreal 20:58, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

He he, nice talking to you. Oh and it's okay to call you Cheap, isn't it? - 15:32 23 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Yes, Cheap is fine. That is what everyone else calls me (including me "mum" as the brits say).--Cheapinitreal 22:35, 24 May 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToGiveGameMakingAdvice

Here's my entry for game-making advice!

1. Be original. If people want to be eaten by Grues, they'll play Zork. But if you want to put bears with sharks for arms and spaghetti for legs in your game, that's fine. Just make something original, for Pete's sake.
2. Be creative. Wait, isn't that similar to be original? Perhaps. but don't make a game that is boring. Nobody cares about a game that is boring, so make sure that the game is well written or nobody will play the game.
3. Have fun. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. And if we have some dull fool making games, that would make everyone dull. So try to have fun making your game, dammit!
4. Have something cool. Your game needs something cool in it. Something more than links and clever dialogue. It could be something small, like entering a cheat in the URL, or something complicated, like a freaking lockpicking game. But have something interesting in your dull adventure or else.

This should at least work until someone comes up with something better, right? VGD >=3 19:16, 21 May 2008 (UTC)

Great start! I changed it a bit, but you have my full permission to hack at it and edit it and what not as much as you like. I've now got to go about finding stray games that have not been er "catalogued" on the list. Maybe I'll make a Dump topic about it, asking game makers to check there games are on the list... - 19:52 21 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

I'll help check, I guess. =) VGD >=3 20:28, 21 May 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToGloat

Haha, my statusbar is much cooler looking, much less obtrusive, and much more informative than yours! =P ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 17:11 May 17

Pah, mine is pwettier and stuff. And has nicer colours. So hah! And mine is positioned all nicer and you can see it better, so HA HA! He he... - 08:07 18 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Yes, but it covers up the tabs at the top and its not transparent or anything so you can't see under it. Also, I have no idea what you're doing, where you're doing it, or what you're wearing (or not) while you're doing it. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 22:44 May 18

/me cries - 15:20 21 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Your status thing says your currently offline! Why do you enjoy lying to me? What have I ever done to you, other than that one thing?   Le Cejak • <15:30, 21 May 2008>

Ah, don't worry, I've fixed it. - 15:45 21 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

YesTimeToCongratulate

Congrats on yer first feature, mate. 'Tis a fine article indeed, and a great first VFH. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 02:38 May 17

Yes, but without me, who would have nommed it? YOU? Don't make me laugh, you!   Le Cejak • <May 17, 2008 [2:42]>

/me looks about shocked at Cajek's very worrying comment and then decides to politely ignore it Thanks SysRq and thanks Cajek! Annoying that my other article got defeated, but I guess it just wasn't really up to scratch. I have to say getting things featured is not that bad at all, in fact you could even describe it as a "good" thing. Maybe in due course my Wikipedia Main Page article will be featured.... Anyway thanks again, you guys! - 07:36 17 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Yeah, WikiMainPage is a pretty good idea, and I could see it being VFH'd one day. But it needs some more work in my opinion. Got a review on it yet? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 16:25 May 17

Two! I think I made need another, soon, though. - 08:04 18 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

YesTimeToStealYourStatusBox

I was wondering if I could pilfer and modify your little status box, as I find it rather useful. I've found the code and was just wondering if it had to be under so many sub-pages as it is with yours, or can it just be under one sub-page? I'm probably not making much sense, so i'll leave now... (Bonner) (Talk) May 15, 15:49

It can be whatever you like, as it's not automated. I just put it under those subpages so I can sling one templates on all the pages I like and then only have to go and change that one template, rather than changing the template on my userpage, talkpage and any other pages I decide to sling it on. You can steal if you want (you could even give me a bit of credit for coming up with it, if you want...hint hint...well I don't mind that much) and do whatever you like to it. - 15:54 15 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Thief! VGD >=3 18:06, 15 May 2008 (UTC)

I didn't thieve this from you! Mine is a simple on/off status thingy. Yours is a "doing something" status thing. And I took this from Fnoodle first, so hah! Blah! - 18:08 15 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

I never said you stole it from me. >=3 VGD >=3 18:15, 15 May 2008 (UTC)

Oh...*coughs*. Erm, I guess...er...No I'm not burning these papers. No...erm. No I guess I didn't. Er. /me tugs at my collar I, er...RUN! - 18:18 15 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

*chases, forgets why, ponders, wanders aimlessly* VGD >=3 20:16, 15 May 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToJoke

Maybe, instead of having Long Article and such on my User:VGDictator/ANTMTUPL, I should just put in Spang's talkpage. BURRRN!!! *snortsnort* VGD >=3 01:13, 15 May 2008 (UTC)

Canned Laughter. You amuse me, for this I think, we will not shoot you. You may proceed. - 15:38 15 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

YesTimeToRequestForYouToReviewAnArticleIRe-Wrote

The article I have written (or re-written to be precise) is George Washington Carver, although I have made other contributions (mostly categorization, one-liner additions, adding images, et cetera).--Mnbvcxz 20:57, 14 May 2008 (UTC)

OK, erm....How to do this, best? Okay, I guess the best way to do is put it on Pee Review (preferably when I'm online sometime) with the message "for YTTE only" or "hey, can YTTE do this one", something along those lines. Do you know how to put stuff on Pee Review yet? The thing is, it doesn't really matter who does it, on Pee Review we're pretty much all good reviewers, so here's a good idea: put it on pee review and just sees who picks it up. I'll try and get to it first, but if I don't it doesn't really matter, another good reviewer will do it for you. Do you know about Pee Review yet and understand how to use it? - 07:11 15 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

How do I put it on pee review?--Mnbvcxz 10:18, 15 May 2008 (UTC)

Ok, this is quite an important "skill", so here you go: Go to Pee Review (Uncyclopeda:Pee Reivew) and then scroll down to the bottom of the main page. You'll see a "New entry" section. In the box type in the exact name of your article (so George Washington Carver and then click "Create Entry". You'll be presented with a page with some stuff on it. All you then need to do is delete the stuff in between the <--'s and replace it with maybe a few instructions for the reviewer, what you think may need changing, stuff like that and then save the page. Then someone should come along, pretty quickly, and review it. - 15:38 15 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

How long does it normally take an article to get pee reviewed?--Mnbvcxz 11:20, 18 May 2008 (UTC)

Well that really depends on how busy everyone is and how full or empty the pee review queue is. If I manage finish this other review (that's I've promised to do) today then I might be able to review your article tomorrow. However, at the moment that's a bit unlikely since I'm very real-life-busy. Sorry about that. I would just be a little bit patient waiting for someone to come along and review your page. Don't worry though, your page won't go unreviewed! - 11:35 18 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

YesTimeTo- Oh look, a status thingy.

Hey, do you have to tell that thing at the top when you're here, or does it know by instinct? Also, hey, my idea! ;_; VGD >=3 19:36, 14 May 2008 (UTC)

Heh, twice edit conflicted! Well here's my original message... I believe Fnoodle first gave me the idea, but it may have been before that, anyway, here's the original message... Well I've been thinking of doing this for a while...but yeh, it knows by instinct. It's an animal...erm...I'm sure if you check the code you will be led to your heart's desire. - 19:40 14 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Okay, will do... *runs off to look* VGD >=3 19:43, 14 May 2008 (UTC)

There'll be no running on my page... Only scurrying! - 19:56 14 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Oh there it is... hey, that's no fun. =P As I suspect, you have to tell it. Hmm... *drifts back* VGD >=3 20:55, 14 May 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToBegToBeAdopted 2

Are you still taking candidates for adoption?--Mnbvcxz 20:42, 12 May 2008 (UTC)

Hi Mnbvcxz (I think I spelt it right). Yes I've got one space left. You've just got to answer me the same two questions Qua answered. 1) Do you plan on staying on Uncyclopedia and 2) Are you awesome? Oh and P.S. new messages at the top, next time, okay? - 06:46 13 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Yes & yes.--Mnbvcxz 23:22, 13 May 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToBegToBeAdopted

Can you please adopt me, I'm begging you. I have lots of potential that's waiting to be unleashed! --Qua 19:15, 11 May 2008 (UTC)

Wow! That sure was quick! OK, I'll adopt you if you promise 1) you'll stay at Uncyclopedia, and not leave 2) that you're awesome! - 19:23 11 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

I'll promise to always stay on Uncyclopedia and I am awesome! --Qua 20:09, 11 May 2008 (UTC)

Good! - 20:15 11 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

You're in. - 20:37 11 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

YesTimeToBeCoooooooooooooooooooooooooool

This rather piss poor award is given only to those I feel are teh cool --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 12:00, 11 May 2008 (UTC)

ER, why thank you. Being teh cool sounds, er, cool. I'll get a lorry and put this award in the YTTE Trophy Museum (yep, you heard me right, I get a whole museum!). Yeh, anyway, t'anks! - 12:07 11 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Congratulations on writing more articles than me to :P --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 12:16, 11 May 2008 (UTC)

I have?! - 12:23 11 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Yes. I have a notoriously low turnout of articles, I spend about the same time on 1 as Cajek spends on 6 --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 12:39, 11 May 2008 (UTC)

But that's Cajek! Cajek seems to write an article every day! Also, while may have written more than you, you have a considerably more features! I'm still hoping for my UnNews article on VFF (we'll see) and another one that Mr. Ape on Thursdays I think is going to nom for me. - 13:04 11 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Those Os look like b(.Y.)bs. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 23:43 May 11

Oh yuh, they do! - 06:19 12 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Durhurr. – Preceding unsigned comment added by VGDictator (talk • contribs)

He he, unsigned! - 16:44 13 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Hey, I was going to do that! =P VGD >=3 16:48, 13 May 2008 (UTC)

Grr! No one deletes my sig...on my talkpage! Pah! Filthy vandal! /me looks down on you with disgust and a little bit of pity :D - 16:53 13 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

I is sowee Itsygo! ;_; VGD >=3 17:14, 13 May 2008 (UTC)

Get down and kiss my feet mister! - 17:48 13 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

*Blows voluninous quantities of snot on YTTE's feet* Sowee, I sniffs it back up! *Snorts it back up* VGD >=3 18:05, 13 May 2008 (UTC)

Heh, it made it a bullet point... And that image, is er, uh...yeah... Let's just forget about this whole thing yeh? Your snot never got on my nice, polished shoes did it? - 18:36 13 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Of course not. I don't exist, after all. =3 VGD >=3 21:05, 14 May 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToProximaCentauri

I’ve started to rewrite Proxima Centauri and the aliens of Porrila here in a more Uncyclopedic style. Any suggestions? Proxima Centauri 20:01, 10 May 2008 (UTC)

I’ve found a nice wiki for Proxima Centauri and the aliens of Porrila. There my story can be happy and won’t be too different from the other pages.

Don't forget to make it a YesTimeTo® title! All the advice I can give at the moment is: 1) Have it regularly pee reviewed, often put up for pee review and also have it peed on a lot! 2) Keep on working at it! The page is watchlisted for me, so any change you make I'll be notified of. I won't forget it and I'll keep checking it when I get a chance. Good luck! - 11:46 11 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

YesTimeToTalkCajekHadHardWeek

Hey YTTE, how are you getting along?   Le Cejak • <May 09, 2008 [6:44]>

Ug, Cajek! At the top, really! Er, I'm getting along fine thanks, in a while I may even have two features under my belt (well I'm hoping...) which would be good. I've been planning to do some stuff to the Game namespace and when I have a little bit more time I'm gonna start doing a few more pees. Yeah, so how come you've had a "HardWeek"? - 07:02 9 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

I'm glad you're a user here, YTTE. ...Well, I'm a tutor, and I teach and provide psychological counsel to a bunch of people with problems. That always makes me feel sad (<3 uncyc). Also, there was a vandal running amok tonight, but he left. I'm gonna go to bed right now. Thank you for talking to me.   Le Cejak • <May 09, 2008 [7:16]>

Counselling the councillor? Yeah I heard about yonder vandal...also, may I say, I'm glad you're a user here, Cajek. :D - 15:26 9 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Hugs all round! /me surreptitiously takes everyone's wallets --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 11:54, 11 May 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToBestowHono(u)r!

Consider yourself awesome, I'm actually giving you one of these. Check the category, not too many other people have one. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 23:59 May 8

Oh I'm honoured (yes on my talkpage it's the British spelling or you get shot :D)! I will put it somewhere of importance in my vanity cupboard! And I'm in a group with UU and Cajek (among others)! Yay! Thank you SysRq. - 06:39 9 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

No problem, buddy. Now if ya don't mind, I'm gonna go play some soccer with my friends after I clean the bathroom like my mom told me to so I can get some money to buy some fries to munch on while I watch my favorite TV shows. Like The Office. Michael is so funny on that show. So is Dwight. (haha get it, I'm talking about the American version of the show...for all I know there was no British version!) ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 15:51 May 9

All hail SysRq! Down with the king's U!   Le Cejak • <May 09, 2008 [16:20]>

That's lovely. And when you're done, maybe you can play a game of football in which 90% of the players won't actually touch the ball with their feet. While wearing your sneakers. And then watch a version of Pimp My Ride where the finished version of the car actually looks better than the crapheap they had in the first place (haha get it, I'm comparing it to the useless British version of the show, which I really wish didn't exist!) --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 16:03, May 9

Damn it, edit conflict, anyway, beat this... I can do more English words in a day than you could do American words in a fortnight, SysRq. Besides British English is far more colourful than American English, old chap. The English I use shows that you use your loaf a lot, and that's what Brits do, especially when they're playing football or rugby, or even cricket. I may actually go and get a football from the boot of my car, which is in a car park. It's actually really low on petrol, right now, because I was driving on the dual carriageway all of Saturday. I might as well go an play cricket on the village green, near the roundabout, sounds spiffing 'ey? I better take some money with, as well, in case I feel like some candy floss afterwards or even a packet of crisps. Better be careful where I buy the crisps from though, last ones I bought tasted like aluminium! Mind you that was in the Autumn, things may have changed since then. Or maybe instead of going to play sport, I should just go to a cinema and watch a film. However, if I go to the same cinema as last time it'll be jolly awful, because last time there was this baby which just wouldn't shut up, it kept crying. I wish someone would have given it a dummy or changed its nappies, put it in a pram or something. Sometimes you find tickets lying about near the dustbins outside the cinema, but usually they're a bit off. The headmaster (who teaches maths) of my school says that hanging around the 'dustbins isn't very clever, but when we're on holiday we do it anyway. Just like we go up and down on the lifts at the local shopping centre for fun. Last time we did that, the shop attendant was made redundant... Hah! - 16:17 9 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

What a load of cobblers. ;-) --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 16:22, May 9

YesTimeToCleanUp!

Hey YTTE, I finally got around to reading your review of my article and am here to drop this mess award off for you:

	BAD DOG!! Who did that? Did you do that? Did you PEE on my Stan (country) article!
	Now I have to go clean it up!

Thanks for your input, now I've got some work to do! -- Spillin DylanTALKEDITS14:43, May 8 2008

He he, nice template, and thank you! Good luck with it! - 15:24 8 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

YesTimeToWHOA!

Hey there, YTTE! Next time, post in the Press Room.   Le Cejak • <May 07, 2008 [15:57]>

Tu, at the top Cajek and remember the title! Sorrrrrrrrry! You shouldn't really be whoring your newspaper within the grey, concrete confines of the CMC, either! - 16:02 7 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

But I like whoring! (The reason I say post in the press room is because we kinda want the newspaper to be all official-lookin' n' shit) Oh, and me love you long time   Le Cejak • <May 07, 2008 [16:04]>

He he...okey dokey. By the way, if you'd waited a little it wouldn't have been breaking rules (rules that I've now changed) because I'm about to bestow a CMC honour upon you... - 16:09 7 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

YesTimeToTayor! (yes, I'm a verb too!)

hey! I must say this is the first time someone has contacted me on here without ever talking to me before! I'm no longer a virgin in that respect I suppose! So, what's going on? I can't remember if you asked that...but, yeah! umm, you're user page is...interesting :P You've succeeded at being funny--something I PHAIL at. Write me back! I don't have anything to say yet...but in time. Just for being cool enough to talk to me (rock on!)

Tayor has decided to grace you with her presence. She likes kittens, and apparently you too. Yay!! Now hear these words of wisdom, and good bye.

respond on my page please, otherwise I'll forget to talk to you! Tayor MUN (Praise!) 12:41, 7 May 2008 (UTC)

Lordy, I need a lot of help, I'm just not sure there's anything you can do about it :P I'm mainly an IRC whore---so I've been on for...nearly two years. Yourself? I fail at articles and the like :( someday perhaps! I've got to go attend to my scholarly duties, and I forget what you just said, egad, senility! How old are you my dear? Curiousity abounds :P till later The HRH MuCal. Tayor MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 16:37, 7 May 2008 (UTC)

Hey, do you want me to reply here, or over there? Well what sort of help, I'll lend a hand as best as I can. I've written a few articles, I'm hoping to get one featured and there's a few others that hopefully will get nominated for feature soonish! I'm actually a teen... - 16:43 7 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Nah, man, psychologically :P Respond at my place, if you would, easier for me to monitor whether or not you wrote me something. I'm a teenager too, so, goodness! Egad, Chemistry :( Off I go. Are you schooling now? The HRH MuCal. Tayor MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 17:29, 7 May 2008 (UTC)

Hah! Im older than both of you! Mwahaha! (But not as mature... funny how that works.) </conversationhijacking>VGD >=3 17:10, 8 May 2008 (UTC)

Oh it's ok, you old, decaying Uncyclopedia-obsessed person! - 18:05 8 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

I (tend to(always)) scare people away from chats, so sorry if that happens. =C VGD >=3 18:11, 8 May 2008 (UTC)

Ahhh! /me runs off, very scared by Mr. VGD - 18:14 8 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

I just neglected to get on! How old are you then? I'm sure you're a fifty year old sexual predator. That's hot! I think we're all uncyc-obsessed...haha, we're all scared of him :P The HRH MuCal. Tayor MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 16:34, 16 May 2008 (UTC)

/me creeps back after being frightened away by VGD Yes I am an ageing sexual predator, and you are coming to my house, tomorrow, right? - 16:38 16 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Yeah! Around 8, right? The HRH MuCal. Tayor MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 17:23, 16 May 2008 (UTC)

Um, can we make it 8:30? I need to go out and er...buy some, um, handcuffs and whips and er stuff. Um... - 17:35 16 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

I already have all that stuff silly! But sure, we do need whip cream. 8:30 sounds good. Sounds like an S & M date! Can't wait (woah...:P) The HRH MuCal. Tayor MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 12:51, 21 May 2008 (UTC)

/me suddenly realises what I've been saying, hurriedly checks for any police or figures of authority before me makes a desperate dash for the door I was never here. *cough* - 15:17 21 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

*blocks the door and charges its laser* VGD >=3 17:47, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToThanks

Thank you for voting You have been awarded majority shareholding in DJ's Worms and Drinkies by way of thanks for voting Pre-Market Economy onto the main page. Just hold on tight, those kids bite...

So we do what to monkeys now? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 10:19, 7 May 2008 (UTC)

We accept them as rounded heroin-addicted individuals into our society with open arms. And no problem for the vote, it's a very nice article! - 15:34 7 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

YesTimeToCajekAndThe3rdOrderOfSomething

No page or sig stealing. I just tried doing that to see what it would do. It's amusing. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Ggarfield (talk • contribs)

Er, are we talking about you stealing Cajek's userpage? - 07:35 5 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

YesTimeToGraduate!

Well, following your victory by landslide on the NotM, I dare say you are more than ready to fly free. Like I said on my talk page, I don't think you ever needed that much support. You're doing great! Keep it up!

This user has graduated from the adoption program! Kudos! from Mordillo.

~ 17:21, 4 May 2008 (UTC)

Yay! Do I get a diploma or something? And I still disagree with you on the support thing: maybe it wasn't the actual help but you adopting me introduced me to the Uncyc community and got me hooked...anyway, thanks for all your help! Oh and: tut, will you ever learn my talk-page rules he he :-D ? - 18:51 4 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Oh damn, I forgot it again. As for the diploma, I'll work something out. BTW, feel free to join any time you feel like sob I'll leave the kettle on. ~ 19:23, 4 May 2008 (UTC)

Join? Join what? You have a kettle? How come you never made tea for me? - 20:06 4 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

YesTimeTo Give you this template I threw together

	Thank you, YesTimeToEdit, for voting Orian57 your Reviewer of the Month. However the egotistical beast that you have now unleashed is not grateful and meagrely expected the vote but would like to give you a condescending pat on the head. Good girl/boy
	Thanks for voting!

Now I don't feel compleatly left out! I have just as many vote as Boomer! Yeah thanks. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog| 16:23, 4 May 2008 (UTC)

No problem, next months your month. And maybe the month after that will be mine... Meh. - 07:42 5 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

YesTimetoCommentAboutPeeReviewStan(country)

Hey YTTE! Very good review. However, may I suggest not using "you" so much in a review. Doing so subtly reminds the reviewee that they are not getting appraised, but that the article is. Such subtly will be all the more important in low-scoring reviews. Also, illicit is an adjective for illegal...*sweat*...so ummmm yeah. lol Mightydandylion (talk) Fk 15:39, 4 May 2008 (UTC)

Sorry, yeah, I know that review wasn't the best review I've ever written. Forgot about the "you" thing, I'll keep that in mind...And the use of "illicit" is sort of a bad habit of mine, which I picked up from the first or second review I ever got... But thanks for letting me know! - 15:44 4 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Good points, MDL! Didn't even think about how saying "you" could get misinterpreted... so anyway, did you guys see the recent developments?   Le Cejak • <May 04, 2008 [15:47]>

What developments? /me raises an eyebrow What are you trying to whore Cajek? - 15:54 4 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Boomer hasn't done a review since 4/2/08, which means...   Le Cejak • <May 04, 2008 [15:57]>

Oh yeah, I heard that... he he... - 15:58 4 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

LOL! Unbelievable... Mightydandylion (talk) Fk 16:05, 4 May 2008 (UTC)

It was all rather unsurprising. - 07:43 5 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

YesTimeToMONKEY!!!

Being the head cow, what is your opinion on the hilariousness that is a monkey? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 09:07, 4 May 2008 (UTC)

Now DJ as a young cow you may not know this, but these sort of CMC belief related questions should be directed to me over hear. I'll go and answer this here question over there, m'kay? - 09:10 4 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

YesTimeToCongratulate

Congratulations on becoming Noob of the Month. And you're only 1 month older than I am. I don't think I'll make this month though. Proxima Centauri 20:51, 2 May 2008 (UTC)

Now really (YTTE puts on his "fake annoyance face") you should observe my talkpage rules: that is 1) new comments go at the top and 2) the title of each message should be a YesTimeTo...something. Er, yeah, thanks! You never know, if you put lots of hard work in, someone may just nom you. To be frank you're one of the better n00bs out there! - 20:59 2 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

YesTimeToReadReview

Whoa, whoa, whoa, hang on there! Javascap has reviewed your Article! Warm Regards, Javascap

Thanks, I'll go and read that now. - 15:28 2 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

YesTimeToGetYourEarplugs

Just dropping by to say that I was looking throught your articles earlier, saw this, and thought it'd sound good. So I did an audio for it. If you want to take legal action for me unleashing this...noise...on your article, go ahead ;). Slightly late, but congrats on NotM too. –—Hv (talk) 2/05 15:14

Yay! I love it when people do audio for me, thank you. And thanks for the thanks on NotM... I guess I should drop a few templates on certain talk pages. - 15:28 2 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

YesTimeToStopMeBeingBored

How you doing YTTE? I don't mean whoring wise but like enjoying stuff here and stuff like stuff? :D --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 13:59, 2 May 2008 (UTC)

I'm doing great thanks! I've even started my own cult on Uncycopedia! Woo. I'm doing most finely. And by the way, in future, if you want to whore to me I've set up a special page for that. - 15:28 2 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

MOO-wucca-wucca-OO! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 12:21, 3 May 2008 (UTC)

He he, yes, quite. I mean... Mo mo, moo, moooo. - 12:24 3 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

YesTimeToFinally!!!

Good lord! I was beginning to think nobody would ever take the hint! Somebody said they'd nom it for me, but apparently they don't love me anymore. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:47, 1 May

YesTimeToBecomeAFreshStain

Well, after 5 excellent reviews, I have no hesitation in saying you're in! Feel free to add the {{User PEEING}} userbox to the many already on your page, call yourself a fresh stain, and generally consider yourself a good, experienced reviewer. Now, keep it up, and a RotM run can't be far from your grasp! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:32, May 1

Woo, userpage and sig changed! Yay and I'm a sir now as well! I love awards and honours and ranks and stuff... Yay! - 15:39 1 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Yes, keep it up! I need a stunning contrast to my mediocrity! =D VGD >=3 15:46, 1 May 2008 (UTC)

Indent right, damn it! :D Well, er, I guess, thanks... If you ever wanna do a collaboration just drop by my talk page. I have to say I really feel like writing an UnScript. OH I must get round to archiving this page... And VGD, thanks for making my talk page vandalisable as well! - 15:53 1 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

You are most welcome, although, it is not actually very vandalisable. =/ VGD >=3 15:55, 1 May 2008 (UTC)

It isn't? - 15:57 1 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

You can vandalise only before the beginning and after the end. Check the code. =D VGD >=3 17:06, 1 May 2008 (UTC)

Oh...too bad for vandals then. :D - 17:18 1 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Yes, indeed. – Preceding unsigned comment added by VGDictator (talk • contribs)

I love adding those unsigned thingies... - 16:51 6 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

GARGH EDIT CONFLICT thanks a lot I was going to fix that. =P VGD >=3 16:54, 6 May 2008 (UTC)

Ha ha...he he. BTW did you see all the new CMC stuff (and our few new users)? - 16:57 6 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Nope, looking at that now. =3 VGD >=3 17:32, 6 May 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToZeigHeil!

Thanks for peeing on this. I'm glad you liked it as I'm particularily fond of it myself. -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:12, 30 Apr

No problem, I hope there was a little bit of help in there for you. Good luck with it, by the way. - 06:39 1 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Interesting side note: is not photoshopped in any way. They're a couple of kids brainwashed into being white supremecists and making bad music. They're called Prussian Blue and they have a bright future in skinhead porn. -OptyC Sucks! CUN14:27, 1 May

Wow! That was an interesting fact... All I have to say is: Owch! - 15:18 1 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

YesTimeToThankYou (IBetYouHaven'tHeardThatOneBefore!)

	Well, well, well. I never would have guessed that YesTimeToEdit was stupid enough to vote for this tripe! Goes to show you never can tell.
	Thanks for voting!

Thanks for your vote and your kind comments. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:47, 29 Apr

I'm replying because I can. No problem. - 06:43 30 April Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Thank you, I could sure use it! I'm a bit of a noob at this (as you can see if you visit my updated userpage; I'm OBSESSED with templates!) Thanks, again, you're awesome, though you don't need a badger to tell you-it's just icing on the cake. - <~ Mgr. ManEatingBadger

No problem, Badger, but next time don't hijack other people's headers like that, you badger! :-) - [10:48 30 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Lo siento, YTTE. But what'd you expect? I'm a Man-Eating badger, and I don't even know what hijacking headers means. ^_^ oh, btw, don't invite Psmudge to the CMC, I know her, she's a retard, and if you look at her pages they're not funny. <~ Mgr. ManEatingBadger

On the hijacking header thing: next time just make a new header, okay? And on Psmudge: wo, there! Calm down! I see no reason why she should not be in the CMC, and acting like that is the kinda way that could lead to you getting banned! - [20:12 30 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

YesTimeToDropIn

I was totally going to leave you some clever and witty comment on your page. But fuck me, I forgot what I was going to talk about. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 21:37 Apr 28

Fuck you? Er I'll have to, er, think about that one... Don't worry my talk page isn't meant to be witty or clever, it just needs lots of sexual innuendo and salted nuts. We like big sausage here, too. - 15:36 29 April Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

What about testicles? You like those? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 18:24 Apr 30

As subtle as ever I see! - 18:27 30 April Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

/me stops unzipping his pants Uh, was that a yes? I kind of need an answer now. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 18:34 Apr 30

No, no, go on! /me prepares self for gross unsubtleness by whipping out a butcher's knife - 18:49 30 April Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

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Sorry, I had to put on that accent of whose origin I'm unsure. ..../me runs away slowly~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 20:13, 28 April 2008 (UTC)

Now really, mr. big brother, you're not very good at following my talk page rules! New message at the top, really! Oh, I think he's gone, did he just run away? He just ran away slowly! Hey come back here, you have to explain the accent and er...things... - 20:21 28 April Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!