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Diarrhea[edit | edit source]
- If you're driving in a Chevy and you feel something heavy -
- Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF! Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF!
- If you're sitting on the grass and a spider bites your ass -
- Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF! Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF!
- If you're walking down the hall and you feel something fall -
- Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF! Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF!
- If you're walking up a ladder and you hear something splatter -
- Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF! Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF!
- When you're sliding into first and feel something burst -
- Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF! Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF!
- While you're waiting in a line, there's an explosion from behind -
- Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF! Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF!
- If you feel something slimy and it's coming from your hiny -
- Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF! Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF!
- If there's a stench in the air coming from your underwear -
- Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF! Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF!
- If you are walking through a shop and you hear something plop
- Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF! Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF!
- If you are handing over cash and you hear a splash
- Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF! Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF!
- If you're getting out of bed and it's comin' down your leg
- Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF! Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF!
- If you're walking down the aisle and it comes out in a pile
- Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF! Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF!
- If you're on top of a mountain and you see a big fountain
- Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF! Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF!
- If you're sliding into third and you feel a juicy turd
- Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF! Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF!
- Some people think it's really gross, but it's really good on toast
- Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF! Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF!
- When you're at Pizza Hut and something comes out your butt
- Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF! Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF!
- When you're sitting in class and something wiggles out your ass
- Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF! Diarr— Tapeworm!
- When your walking down the road and your nappy overflows
- Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF! Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF!
- You were sitting in the park and you flooded Noah's ark
- Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF! Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF!
- When your sitting on the loo and you have a sloppy poo
- Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF! Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF!
- What you ate last night, you thought was mar mite
- Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF! Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF!
- When your feeling slightly queesy and it comes out like a cheesy
- Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF! Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF!
- If you lay down for a nap and woke up with a crap
- Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF! Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF!
- It's really really smelly and it goes well with jelly
- Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF! Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF!
- You've put some in your pocket and your bum becomes a rocket
- Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF! Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF!
Diarrhea is often unpleasant, but when you've had a very painful bout of constipation and the laxatives and prune juice finally kick in, having diarrhea can be like going to heaven.
Just remember, though, whatever you do, for the love of God and all that is holy, please, I beg of you PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, "PLEASE don't swim when you have diarrhea!!!"