User:ENeGMA/PLS Judging

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This is where you put your results for the PLS, judges. Please list your top 5 articles, in order, best article starting at 1.

Scoring system will go 5 points for #1, 4 for #2, etc., unless anyone else has a better idea.

Best Article[edit | edit source]

1. User:Bradaphraser/cyanide
2. User:The Number-One ALF Fan/Atomic Mass
3. User:Cs1987/Superannuation
4. User:Mordillo/Jewish Holidays
5. User:Alksub/Citizen's Advertising Consortium
I don't want to sound like a jackass and say "choosing five is tough", but choosing five is tough! The articles were all fantastic, so I had to be as picky as possible to find the best. See here for detailed results. --EMC [TALK] 04:44, 12 July 2007 (UTC)
Sorry about the recent change. After having it brought to my attention and after reviewing the scores, I realized I had made a small error. --EMC [TALK] 22:43, 14 July 2007 (UTC)
1. User:The Number-One ALF Fan/Atomic Mass
2. User:Mordillo/Jewish Holidays
3. User:Tomtyke/Shit Hits The Fan
4. User:Alksub/Citizen's Advertising Consortium
5. User:Bradaphraser/cyanide
I can't believe I chose the same articles as Rc - seriously, I'm blown away. Anywho, here's my judging sheet - I'm sure most of you will be able to decode it. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 19:13, 17 July 2007 (UTC)
1. User:The Number-One ALF Fan/Atomic Mass
2. User:Mordillo/Jewish Holidays
3. User:Tomtyke/Shit Hits The Fan
4. User:Alksub/Citizen's Advertising Consortium
5. User:Bradaphraser/cyanide
No huge standouts, but there are a number of pretty solid articles among the nominees. —rc (t) 17:58, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
See User:Rcmurphy/PLS for rating breakdowns. —rc (t) 00:16, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

Best Noob Article[edit | edit source]

1.User:Hardchips Fondlebody/Toxic Sludge
2.User:Priestinacloset/UnNews:Summer Travel Guide
3.User:TheLedBalloon/HowTo:Play Russian Roulette
4.User:Leatherboundbooks/Monocle
5.User:Deletion Quality/Fallout from Kitten Huffing Killing arrests Al Meowda leader Although it shouldn't be accepted, as it was created on th 24th. So should it not be taken, use User:ByPyth/Eternal Galactic War instead. Also, I made a booboo.
1.User:TheLedBalloon/HowTo:Play Russian Roulette
2.User:Priestinacloset/UnNews:Summer Travel Guide
3.User:Leatherboundbooks/Monocle
4.User:Chakraist/Australia Does Not Exist
5.User:ByPyth/Eternal Galactic War


1.User:TheLedBalloon/HowTo:Play Russian Roulette
2.User:Priestinacloset/UnNews:Summer Travel Guide
3.User:Leatherboundbooks/Monocle
4.User:ByPyth/Eternal Galactic War
5.User:Hardchips Fondlebody/Toxic Sludge
User:Deletion Quality/Fallout from Kitten Huffing Killing arrests Al Meowda leader would have been number 5.
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Best Alt. Namespace Article[edit | edit source]

1. User:15Mickey20/UnPoetia:Ode to my toaster
2. User:Jocke Pirat/UnScripts:The O'Finnertys
3. User:TheLedBalloon/UnNews:Hitting children found to have positive effects on brain development
4. User:Thekillerfroggy/UnNews:Man granted immortality speaks out: "Life's a bitch"
5. User:Mordillo/UnNews:Israel deploys the latest in its arsenal - giant inflated Jews

—Braydie 19:13, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

1. User:TheLedBalloon/UnNews:Hitting children found to have positive effects on brain development
2. User:Jocke Pirat/UnScripts:The O'Finnertys
3. User:Andorin Kato/HowTo:Win the PLS
4. User:Mordillo/UnNews:Israel deploys the latest in its arsenal - giant inflated Jews
5. User:The Thinker/UnNews:Uncyclopedian robbed, Keith Moon suspected

Honorable Mention: Though it didn't rank as well as these, User:Zombiebaron/wip/UnPoetia:The Zombiebaron Rule Saga wins my honorable mention for being a good poem, if not hilarious.

1. User:15Mickey20/UnPoetia:Ode to my toaster
2. User:Wehpudicabok/Game:Your Computer
3. User:TheLedBalloon/UnNews:Hitting children found to have positive effects on brain development
4. User:Andorin Kato/HowTo:Win the PLS
5. User:Thekillerfroggy/UnNews:Man granted immortality speaks out: "Life's a bitch"

All of the articles in this category were good, kudos to you all. Hats off to all of you trying to do something new with the oft neglected alternative namespaces

an honourable mention goes to zombiebaron for the most baleful unpoem ever

i wrote some notes on my judging, as an aide to my own coherance and memory, it's here User:Jack mort/pls7/7, don't take any of my notes to literally, they were just personal reminders as i said - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon.jpg - 00:11, 17 July 2007 (UTC)

Best Illustrated Article[edit | edit source]

1. User:Famine/Gray squirrel
2. User:Jocke Pirat/EDSAC
3. User:Zombiebaron/UnBooks:The Secret Origins of Cream; Supergroup
4. User:Severian/Germ Warfare
5. User:Thekillerfroggy/Flute Hero
Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:49, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  1. EDSAC by Jocke Pirat
  2. Gray squirrel by Famine
  3. Flute Hero by Thekillerfroggy
  4. Microsoft Surface by CartoonDiablo
  5. UnBooks:The Secret Origins of Cream; Supergroup by Zombiebaron
Also see the judging notes, if thee can be bothered.
1. User:CartoonDiablo/Microsoft Surface
2. User:Jocke Pirat/EDSAC
3. User:Famine/Gray squirrel
4. User:Severian/Germ Warfare
5. User:Zombiebaron/UnBooks:The Secret Origins of Cream; Supergroup

Best Rewrite[edit | edit source]

1. User:Mhaille/Oscar Wilde
2. User:Prettiestpretty/Queef
3. User:The Thinker/Easter Bunny
4. User:TheLedBalloon/Independence Day
5. User:Gubby/Bureaucracy
1. User:Gubby/Bureaucracy Despite all the controversy over this entry's placement, I liked it a lot.
2. User:Mhaille/Oscar Wilde It's too obvious to give Mhaille 1st place, although it is about damn time someone whipped Wilde into shape.
3. User:Prettiestpretty/Queef OMG! A few of the lines were taken from here: [1]. Otherwise, very funny.
4. User:Thekillerfroggy/HowTo:Play Russian Roulette I really, really liked this one, but it could have ranked higher; the problem was that I also liked the joke in the existing HowTo:Play Russian Roulette, so it wasn't as huge of an improvement as it could have been if it were a rewrite of, say, the stubbly Russian Roulette. Maybe the existing one can be moved to Russian Roulette and TKF's can be moved to HT:PRR. Or something like that.
5. User:15Mickey20/Zara Phillips Even though it reminded me of Martina Hingis (which I realize is by the same author).
Honorable mention: User:The Thinker/Easter Bunny This one very, very nearly made it, but I could only fit five.

All of the other articles are OK to be moved to the mainspace, except for User:Scott/United States of America, which is on the right track but needs to be simultaneously trimmed down and fleshed out.

1. User:Prettiestpretty/Queef
2. User:The Thinker/Easter Bunny
3. User:Gubby/Bureaucracy
4. User:Thekillerfroggy/HowTo:Play_Russian_Roulette
5. User:Mhaille/Oscar Wilde
Honorable mention: User:15Mickey20/Zara_Phillips

Best Judge[edit | edit source]

1. User:Zombiebaron
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Scoring Tally[edit | edit source]

Best Article:

5 - Cyanide
4 - Atomic Mass
3 - Superannuation
2 - Jewish Holidays
1 - Citizen's Advertising Consortium
5 - Atomic Mass
4 - Jewish Holidays
3 - Shit Hits the Fan
2 - Citizen's Advertising Consortium
1 - Cyanide
5 - Atomic Mass
4 - Jewish Holidays
3 - Shit Hits the Fan
2 - Citizen's Advertising Consortium
1 - Cyanide

Totals:

14 - Atomic Mass
10 - Jewish Holidays
7 - Shit Hits the Fan
7 - Cyanide
5 - Citizne's Advertising Consortium
3 - Superannuation


Best Noob Article:

5 - Toxic Sludge
4 - Summer Travel Guide
3 - Russian Roulette
2 - Monocle
1 - Fallout from Kitten Huffing
5 - Russian Roulette
4 - Summer Travel Guide
3 - Monocle
2 - Australia Does Not Exist
1 - Eternal Galactic War
5 - Russian Roulette
4 - Summer Travel Guide
3 - Monocle
2 - Eternal Galactic War
1 - Toxic Sludge

Totals:

13 - Russian Roulette
12 - Summer Travel Guide
8 - Monocle
6 - Toxic Sludge
3 - Eternal Galactic War
2 - Australia Does Not Exist
1 - Fallout From Kitten Huffing

Best Alt. Namespace Article:

5 - Ode to my toaster 4 - The O'Finnertys 3 - Hitting Children 2 - Man granted immoratality 1 - Israel deploys the latest

5 - Hitting Children 4 - The O'Finnertys 3 - Win the PLS 2 - Isreal deploys the latest 1 - Uncyclopedian robbed

5 - Ode to My Toaster 4 - Your Computer 3 - Hitting Children 2 - Win the PLS 1 - Man granted immorality

Totals:

11 - Hitting Children 10 - Ode to my Toaster 8 - The O'Finnertys 5 - Win the PLS 4 - Your Computer 3 - Isreal deploys the latest 3 - Man greanted immortality 1 - Uncyclopedian Robbed

Best Illustrated Article:

5 - Gray Squirrel
4 - EDSAC
3 - The Secret Origins of Cream
2 - Germ Warfare
1 - Flute Hero
5 - EDSAC
4 - Gray Squirrel
3 - Flute Hero
2 - Microsoft Surface
1 - The Secret Origins of Cream
5 - Microsoft Surface
4 - EDSAC
3 - Gray Squirrel
2 - Germ Warfare
1 - The Secret Origins of Cream

Totals:

13 - EDSAC
12 - Gray Squirrel
7 - Microsoft Surface
5 - The Secret Origins of Cream
4 - Germ Warfare
4 - Flute Hero

Best Rewrite:

5 - Oscar Wilde
4 - Queef
3 - Easter Bunny
2 - Independance Day
1 - Bureaucracy
5 - Bureacracy
4 - Oscar Wilde
3 - Queef
2 - Russian Roulette
1 - Zera Phillips
5 - Queef
4 - Easter Bunny
3 - Bureaucracy
2 - Russian Roulette
1 - Oscar Wilde

Totals:

12 - Queef
10 - Oscar Wilde
9 - Bureacracy
7 - Easter Bunny
4 - Russian Roulette
2 - Indepence Day
1 - Zera Phillips
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