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Cowy Potter and Baby boom – Preceding unsigned comment added by Award-Winning Fetus (talk • contribs)

ok.....

Yeah um Cowy Potter needs to be huffed (deleted)ASAP. -- Gay2.gifCartoonDiabloGay2.gif

Actually, he didn't even create the Cowy Potter article...--Hash Browns 23:51, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

"Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such films as 'VFH or Bust', 'The Day the Wiki Died' and 'The Erotic Adventures of the Anonymous IP'. Today I'm here to talk to you about ways to get your article huffed. The first and easiest way is to whore it by creating a Forum Topic specifically to whore the article, or articles, that you are whoring. To tell us more, let's say 'hello' to Dr. Nick Riviera..." --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:26, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

Hi, Everybody (Hi Dr. Nick). To get your article huffed, we have one example: This topic. --Brayds2006 02:32, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
Troy McClure died in 1998, murdered by his wife - pretty tragic stuff. Also, Dr. Nick had an accent. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 02:38, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
And we still miss them to this day. --Brayds2006 02:40, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
lool kk sry just a newb didnt kno u couldnt whore ur articles :P – Preceding unsigned comment added by 74.113.185.136 (talk • contribs)
You can. And we can merciless poke you for it. It's fun. You'll understand when you're whatever stage comes after n00b. Larva, I think. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:10, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
What stage am i on? --Brayds2006 06:40, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
The Unproven Sockpuppet of Braydie stage.  :-) --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 07:57, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
This new user confuses and infuriates THIS new user! I demand Peeing on MY (crappy, of course, what did you expect?) article, and a shrubbery! Pigeon 11:12, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
That's what Pee Review is for. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:56, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
And that's why I put it there yesterday. Pigeon 17:37, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

we don't like new users. ONX 16:59, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

You might not, but everyone was once a new user. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:01, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
yes, well, i've been here since 2005. or 2004. 2005 i think. but its been a long time. – Preceding unsigned comment added by ONX (talk • contribs)
Me too, as well, also. We joined at about the same time. I remember you from the orientation. You were funny looking and, I believe, your mother dressed you funny. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:07, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
Of course everyone was a freshman some day but not everyone popped out like this kid, dancing the macarena with a watermellon on his neck. Cutie! -- herr doktor needsAcell Rocket.gif [scream!] 23:55, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
Well, he does have those big, wet eyes. Both on the same side of his head, like a flounder. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:59, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
And I make a mess in random places, especially on people's heads and clothes. This guy has NOTHING on me. 80.42.95.203 01:39, 21 April 2007 (UTC)