User talk:Award-Winning Fetus
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Hello, Award-Winning Fetus, and welcome to the army! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you hate the place and decide to stay. If not, we'll get the sniper ready.Anyway, here are a few good links for recruits:
If you don't die at all, read the above two links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:
- About Uncyclopedia and The five ways to repair a machine gun
- How to get a humvee started
- Everything you ever wanted to know, but were afraid to ask
- Wimp's Pages - if you need help with a specific issue
I hope you enjoy editing here and being a killing machine! Please sign your name in blood on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (
) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.
If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome! -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer
NOW DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY!
Hey Hey Hey[edit source]
It makes me feel cool when I leave a message on a talk page. Don't take that from me. DON'T YOU DARE TAKE THAT FROM ME... What the Tom Dooley? 22:22, 19 April 2007 (UTC)