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Kingofbeer
|  | This user wishes they were an admin. Please grant them their wish. |  | 
 
| 4 | This guy has written 4  articles because he likes to feel busy without actually working . | 4 | 
 
|  | This user will happily drink vodka . But they don't want any fucking ice . |  | 
 
|  |  This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun , and believes themselves to be Irish . |  | 
 
|  | This user plays bass , because it attracts groupies  without the need for excessive rehearsal time. |  | 
 
|  | This user plays guitar , because it attracts more groupies , and gets more solos than the bass . |  | 
 
|  | This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia  because they think that they take things way   too seriously over there. |  | 
  
 

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Kingofbeer Enjoys all beers![edit | edit source]

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This page is a piece of crap. The author(s) acknowledge this.
 
  
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