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This user
got an F in
Français and likes their native language better (if they have one).
This fucker speaks
English, but Louder heavily laced with
profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
This user only speaks Swedish enough to seduce native Swedish speakers.
This user is a Ki wi …and will someday earn the respect of the Aussies stole from them!
This user plays
guitar , because it attracts more
groupies , and gets more solos than the
bass .
This user is a sinner, and bows before
Satan .
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This user would be a professional
procrastinator , but they can't be bothered.
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RZ is an Engineering student who lives in New Zealand. In his spare time he also makes various forms of music. Weeeee.
I am an Atheist and I cannot understand how it is actually possible for a person to learn all about evolution and STILL believe that humans were created 5000 years ago looking exactly like ourselves today.