To whom it may concern,
It has come to our attention, that one article entitled "A moment of silence", hereinafter referred to as "a pathetic rip-off of some of Uncyclopedia's best articles", is highly derivative if not outright plaigaristic of some of Uncyclopedia's acclaimed works, notably Nihilism, Silence, Procrastination, and An article that contains nothing but a full stop. You are hereby instructed to cease and desist such blatant copyright infringement, except in observance of holidays such as International Page Blanking Day as dictated by law.
While we express our deepest condolences for the death of your cat Angel, and we understand your wish to mourn her with a moment of silence, please pursue other avenues with which to do so. Try making a memorial on Myspace or something.