Forum:Personal Effort? The Hell With That
I'm a lazy ass at the best of times, and I see my watchlist filling up with people delivering festive template after festive template, and I came to a conclusion: that looks like work.
So here's a post in the Village Dump to wish everyone a fantastic whatever they choose to celebrate at this time of year. Hope you all have a stormer. For all the occasional drama, there are some fantastic people on here, and I hope they, and this site, go from strength to strength in the next year.
Finally, my festive Mince Pie count now stands at a none-too-shabby 19, how's everyone else doing in the pigging out stakes? --UU - natter 
20:27, Dec 23
- Seconded, as I'm too lazy to make a template to start with. Merry Christmas to everyone willing to claim this festive greeting, particularly to the three chaps who left me a Chrimbo message on my talkpage, SysRq, DrStrange and RabbiTechno.
- Meanwhile, my mince pie count is at naught. My turkey sandwich count, however, is at 15 triangles. --Nachlader 22:23, 23 December 2008 (UTC)
STUFF THIS DOWN YOUR STOCKING
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Yo you, yes you, I'm talking about you! It's that time of year again. Yep, time to spend hundreds of dollars on loved ones, dress up your house and raise your hydro bill and, most of all, time to fill each other's talk pages with templates that took us 2 minutes to make. SO STUFF THIS DOWN YOUR STOCKING!!!! and have a happy holidays! |
| ...or a Chappy Chanukkah, Kwanzaa, Boxing Day, Tet, Ramadan, Festivus, or whatever you so decide to celebrate in order to get more gifts. Enjoy!  Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 
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Yesh (bandwagon jumping)
And the same goes from me this Chrimbo time. I don't have the resources to be distributing cards this year (I had to fire my secretary, you know, credit crunch and everything) so yer'll have to make do with this from me.
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Hindleyite was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and realised they had This user doesn't care about cheese slices, and DEMANDS you have a Merry Yaksmas... NOW! |
Merry Chrimbo, fools. Try not to fight over the five pence inside. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 21:17, 23 December 2008 (UTC)
- /me takes the five pence before anyone else sees it. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:45, 23 December 2008 (UTC)
I had a similar problem to UU...
so I'd like to wish everyone a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year:)--Sycamore (Talk) 10:40, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
Get bent!
You all suck. Grumble! Bah humbug. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:00, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
Kicking It Old School
If you're not good, Black Peter will beat you with a stick.
If you are not religious Happy Winter Solstice watch out for The Grinch!
Season's Greetings to everyone from Orion Blastar
NOW START CELEBRATING!
When Santa had a helper named Black Peter, ah those where the days. Being bad for most of the year and being captured by Black Peter and being hit with a stick while in his sack. The Good kids got wooden toys and candy. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 21:32, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
- Who knew that people from the Netherlands had such enmity against black people from, uh, Spain? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:53, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
- Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, racial neutral, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. :) --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 01:04, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
- Oh yeah the black face is from soot from chimneys not his race. He is from Spain. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 01:12, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
- Sure it is. You don't have to cover for the Dutch. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:16, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
- Yeah but it makes a funny holiday greeting as most people forgot about Black Peter. Hmmm, I could use a free trip to Spain, but how would I get a return trip? If I was bad for most of the year, Black Peter would take me to Spain, but would he return me. Why is a vacation to Spain seen as a bad thing by the Dutch? --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 07:00, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
- Sure it is. You don't have to cover for the Dutch. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:16, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
THEDUDEMAN is too lazy to create templates for the holidays
Happy holidays to you, your family, and everyone else. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 04:15, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
How Merry it is...
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Merry Christmas! Meta 500 would like to wish you a Merry Christmas, just make sure to cut down a nice tree! |
Merry Christmas and happy holidays
I hope you all had a splendid day today, or at least a lot better than my day, cause mine sucked like hell.
-Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 19:04, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
- I approve of this message. Also, belated holiday greetings to everyone who left me a holiday message on my talk page, namely SysRq and TheLedBalloon. The rest of you can have a shitty holiday season for all I care. -OptyC Sucks!
CUN20:14, 26 Dec Happy and safe holidays to all. :)
Further idle shenanigans
I'll just add a Happy New Year message now, and my work's done! --UU - natter 00:05, Jan 1