Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan

Article: UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan	Score: 1 mile(s) to Ketchikan
Nominated by:	OPOSSUM
For: 2.5	For. Is it about time, guys? Is this horrible game the biggest thing on Uncyc or what? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:40, 28 July 2025 (UTC) Perchance maybe, just maybe. gergdown, eh (talk) 16:11, 28 July 2025 (UTC) ye Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise (trash my edits. you better do it) 16:40, 28 July 2025 (UTC)
Against: 1.5	Half against. Further info awaits in the comments after my ~~12-hour~~ two-week ad break (not that you'd need it). 20:25, 28 July 2025 (UTC) Against. As much as I like the game, casual onlookers browsing Uncyclopedia that have no idea of the whole ASBOxAAT thing wouldn't understand it and why it's featured on the main page. It wouldn't make any sense to them. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 02:53, 30 July 2025 (UTC)
Comments	@OPOSSUM: erm actually, this is only the second biggest ungame (i think), the first zork has a total of 1705 pages. gergdown, eh (talk) 16:11, 28 July 2025 (UTC) @Theultimategergdown: I know that Zork has more pages, but I'm pretty sure that it has less overall shit to do, though. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:39, 28 July 2025 (UTC) >mfw I will never be able to beat uncyclopedia zork :( Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:40, 28 July 2025 (UTC) @OPOSSUM: hey, i beat it though... gergdown, eh (talk) 16:45, 28 July 2025 (UTC) @Theultimategergdown: Holy cow, you beat Zork? That's fucking awesome! MLG level lit. I must admit that I suck at text adventures, and that the only (major) ungame I ever beat that I didn't work on was Abyss. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:49, 28 July 2025 (UTC) Not something I'd vote against, but not for. The backgrounds are really distracting (maybe that's on purpose but it makes the user experience frustrating more than funny). I also didn't find that there was much of a plot (evocative story, immersion, fantasy etc) nor that much humour really other than the shoot yourself in the head. It is oozing with potential, but I think you need to put a lot more effort into the images you choose, have an actual on going concept imbued in the story and options, something that motivates the reader to keep going and stay entertained and loads of humour at every turn. ShabiDOO 00:08, 4 August 2025 (UTC) Comment. i do have to say, this game is just based off of an over-done trend. it doesn't really have the same reasons of why Alone in the Dark or PUTPBAA got featured (the nihilistic behaviour of the games), or the same trapped-like energy i felt while trying to beat Zork. but i do also have to say that this game is pretty cool too. gergdown, eh (talk) 20:34, 28 July 2025 (UTC) Comment. @OPOSSUM:@Theultimategergdown:I beat Zork, but only through a side path that one of the original makers put in the game that led to Zork II. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 18:52, 29 July 2025 (UTC) Comment that i forgot to write like two weeks ago: I think that Make it to Ketchikan relies way too much on inside jokes and references to... well, literally anything to be featurable. Admittedly, that's essentially what the entire game is about (besides the gameplay, obviously), which i why i voted against, but i also think that it's actually a relatively good game considering the "game engine" it runs on (also i'm of the opinion that most UnGames kinda suck due to their simplistic natures, which might make me like this game a bit more than usual). 00:32, 11 August 2025 (UTC)