Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan

Article: UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan	Score: 2.5
Nominated by:	OPOSSUM
For: 3.0	For. Is it about time, guys? Is this horrible game the biggest thing on Uncyc or what? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:40, 28 July 2025 (UTC) Perchance maybe, just maybe. gergdown, eh (talk) 16:11, 28 July 2025 (UTC) ye Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise (trash my edits. you better do it) 16:40, 28 July 2025 (UTC) ½ If this gets featured, it will make sense to everyone who's in on the joke, but will only slightly make sense to the casual viewer of Uncyclopedia who isn't here frequently. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 18:50, 29 July 2025 (UTC)
Against: 0.5	Half against. Further info awaits in the comments after my 12-hour ad break (not that you'd need it). 20:25, 28 July 2025 (UTC)
Comments	@OPOSSUM: erm actually, this is only the second biggest ungame (i think), the first zork has a total of 1705 pages. gergdown, eh (talk) 16:11, 28 July 2025 (UTC) @Theultimategergdown: I know that Zork has more pages, but I'm pretty sure that it has less overall shit to do, though. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:39, 28 July 2025 (UTC) >mfw I will never be able to beat uncyclopedia zork :( Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:40, 28 July 2025 (UTC) @OPOSSUM: hey, i beat it though... gergdown, eh (talk) 16:45, 28 July 2025 (UTC) @Theultimategergdown: Holy cow, you beat Zork? That's fucking awesome! MLG level lit. I must admit that I suck at text adventures, and that the only (major) ungame I ever beat that I didn't work on was Abyss. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:49, 28 July 2025 (UTC) Comment. i do have to say, this game is just based off of an over-done trend. it doesn't really have the same reasons of why Alone in the Dark or PUTPBAA got featured (the nihilistic behaviour of the games), or the same trapped-like energy i felt while trying to beat Zork. but i do also have to say that this game is pretty cool too. gergdown, eh (talk) 20:34, 28 July 2025 (UTC) Comment. @OPOSSUM:@Theultimategergdown:I beat Zork, but only through a side path that one of the original makers put in the game that led to Zork II. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 18:52, 29 July 2025 (UTC)