User:Turb0-Sunrise/LEGO

rewrite of the current LEGO article, which currently sucks ass.

A pair of LEGO bricks mating. Look at them, waiting for somebody to step on them. Assholes. Might even be doing it up the asshole, too.

A LEGO (acronym for "My Lower Extremities! Gah! Ouch!) is a weapon of mass destruction developed by the United States Army. Used in every war since the second one involving those Kraut bastards, LEGOs are responsible for over 4 million kills since their inception.

Inception

LEGOs were first invented in a very similar manner to the atomic bomb. That is, some crazy scientist had an idea, and it was forgotten in a filing cabinet for roughly 20 years.

World War II

In the Second American War of Involvement, LEGOs

Uses today

The LEGO Group of Denmark creates building block sets using similar shapes of LEGOs. However, they only do this when they have time off from baking pastries.

Well, I ought to be off now. I have stuff to do. See you aro-OW OW OW! NOOOOO! AAAAAAA-