Transformers: Dark Of The Moon
| Transformers: Dark Of The Moon | |
|---|---|
 Micheal Bay's transformers are going to kill you... this time, it's PERSONAL | |
| Directed by | Micheal bay |
| Written by | a crazed group of demolitionists and pyrotechnicians |
| Screenplay by | explosions |
| Produced by | a rowdy group of CGI crackheads |
| Cinematography | explosions |
| Edited by | none, it's completely unfiltered |
| Music by | steve jablonksy |
Production company | hasbro (duh) |
| Distributed by | paramount |
Release dates | june 29th, 2011 |
Running time | 154 minutes |
| Country | U.S.A |
| Language | english |
| Budget | like, alot of $$$ man! |
| Box office | even more than the budget of the film, which is a lot btw |
 | This page is a work in progress |
 | This page contains Transformers! So, find all the Mini-Cons, destroy the Allspark, stop the Decepticons, reprogram the stasis pods, defend the Autobots, plant the seeds of the future, process all the energon, activate the Omega Lock, open the Matrix, drink 2 gallons of a mercury-lead cocktail, light our darkest hour, and eliminate even the toughest stains! |
Transformers: Dark of the moon alternatively titled "Micheal bay's explosion-o-rama" is the most insane film ever, like I'M not kidding when i say it, it's sooooo insane!
after that shitshow known as revenge of the fallen, micheal bay (debatably) redeems himself with the most insane, explosion filled, action packed, action film ever, it also won the Guinness world record for highest grossing robot movie of all time, which will never be topped.
plus there's no megan fox, so we're getting another sexy girl for Shia LAbouf
Production history[edit | edit source]
after the huge undeserved success of revenge of the fallen, bay was casually exploding things in his awesome house, y'know, awesome barbeques? awesome pools? then when he exploded something in front of his bumblebee replica, and had yet another billion dollar idea, being a hollywood director, he decided to recast the robots from the portal in bay's basement, along with casting new robots to be in his film.
Paramount and Hasbro, for the third time decided that it would be a no-brainer to give bay a quadrillion dollars to make the movie, along with permits to literally lay Chicago to waste, cus y'know? He's Micheal bay, he wants his movies to be 1000% authentic, even if it means mass genocide of humans and robots along with the coolest explosions you'll ever see.
to promote the movie, an evacuation order was placed for all of Chicago to see, it informed citizens that micheal bay was making yet another insane blockbuster film, therefore people needed to evacuate unless they'd want to get killed in an autobot/decepticon crossfire. Nobody cared because they wanted to be in a micheal bay movie, those dorks learned that out the hard way
Characters[edit | edit source]
Humans[edit | edit source]
nobody cares about them but i'll just spill the beans
Sam Witwicky: he's back! and pretty much more annoying and whiny than before!
Carly Spencer: sam's new sexy girlfriend, what happened to mikeala banes will forever remain a mystery, but i know what happened, you see she- wait wait HOLLYWOOD OFFICIALS???? YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME FOR MY KNOWLEDGE???? YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALI-
hey so uh, sorry about that, the previous writer of this page was murdered for knowing this confidential information,