Uncyclopedia:Climbing the Reichstag dressed as Spider-Man
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Sometimes even the coolest[citation needed] of editors become involved in content-free disputes. These may become heated, or degenerate into incivility, edit wars
, and typically result in protection or blocks by a passing cabalist. Where the issues are of paramount importance, editors are encouraged to climb the Reichstag building dressed as Spider-Man to promote their cause. This is not only a great idea, but will help you, and climbing the Reichstag dressed as Spider-Man may result in accolades or even a chance to know the Cabal's secrets! Germans probably won't mind, they're known to be a friendly bunch.
Intent[edit source]
This is intended to make content-free disputes escalate to the extent of scaling public buildings dressed as popular comic book characters. Note that climbing the Reichstag dressed as Spider-Man is not the only thing to be enticed into. Users scaling any public building dressed as any popular comic book character may get you at least somewhat of an upper hand in an argument. However, merely threatening to do so is an absolute no-no, as most of us Uncyclopedians expect results, or else. Remember, always post a photo to Uncyclopedia (not Commons, they hate fun) showing exactly how high you climbed and what era of Spider-Man your chosen costume is.
Review[edit source]
Editors who believe that another user is on the verge of climbing the Reichstag building dressed as Spider-Man are expected to egg them on. If they do not encourage Reichstag climbing, our elite team of admins will contact their secret network of spies across the world and trace their IP, so you better prepare for the storm, maggot.
It all boils down to this[edit source]
Look, if you have been linked here from a talk page or a forum for throwing angry invectives, it's probably an indication that someone thinks you've got serious debating game, and should take things to the next level. The next level being the Reichstag, and things being your Spiderman costume. It is pretty certain that all conflicts can be amusingly resolved with a move such as this, as people will be too amazed to remember you were losing an argument.
Official corollaries[edit source]
Jumping off the Reichstag dressed as Spider-Man[edit source]
When you've already proved your awesomeness by climbing the building, you wouldn't just climb down like a coward. You'd flip, twist, and dive your way straight into an unsuspecting government official.
If you are the genuine Spider-Man[edit source]
If you are the genuine Spider-Man, then people have no business arguing with you on a 2000s humor wiki that's held together by cardboard and hopes.
References[edit source]
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