User:Steven Hate

One or more of the authors of this entry was terribly bored. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit... hey, we should go fly kites. That'd be so awesome! We haven't flown kites, since, like, summer. Hey, summer is when birds come out! Birds are so cool.

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

Keep starring at the round spinning thing until you go crazy and think this page is cool...Is it cool yet? If not, try again.

Me

This user hates you and everyone you care about.

Hello, I am Steven Hate. I was a member of The Sex Pistols along with Johnny Rotten and Sid Vicious but because I was a threat to myself and others they kept me locked in a cage, making me write new songs every time they needed. I managed to escape somehow and hide in Romania, a suburban neighborhood in Mordor.

Today I spend most of my time in front of the PC reading uncyclopedia articles wich are very educating and brain stimulating, taking steam baths in Mount Doom or playing kill the hobbitses with my best friend Smeagol.

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This user is right-handed.

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In Latin, they would be Dexter.

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This user is unsure of their gender, and doesn't want to know.

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This user is humping Friedrich Nietzsche's leg.

This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.