User:El Jaber

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"Stop! Vandal!" Nocturnal Vigilance Badge

While the Admins were busy entertaining Monsignor Sandman, or sawing logs at work, this user did a spot on job of damage control, all without the use of an Admin Rifle, Gun, or Turbo Slingshot. We appreciate your efforts, and hereby bestow upon you the Most Honourable Title of: Uncyclopedia Nightwatch Expert

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This user is a total UKer and knows how to queue, shag and shite. (British Uncyclopedians)

This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.

uk-P This fucker speaks Correct English heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. uk-P

This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.

rh-G This user does not speak Random Humour and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Random Humour speakers. rh-G

This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

17-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of 1337. 17-1

This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.

♂ This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes. ♂

us-G This user does not speak American English and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all American English speakers. us-G

fr-E This user only speaks Français because it was a required course in school. fr-E

ow-1 This user understands some of the quotes by Oscar Wilde. ow-1

du-0 This user does not understand Dumbass (or understands it with considerable difficulties). du-0

This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.