User:Uncyclopedian/Listcruft

• Listcruft is articles that are made of lists.
• They are often vanity.
• They are not a great way to do an article
• They often have stupid pictures like this next one, but not in the lists:
• 

  Teh listcruft man!
• MY SON JON IS A COOL GUY
• Pancakes are good.
• This is listcruft
• List
• More list
• The flying boy is cool
• The flying boy is the enemy of joe
• I rock
• The Flying Flamor is nonsense
• Category:Lists
• BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU
• Johnny Johnson is the ultimate diety of the universe
• I eat pie
• Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick the sun and survive the resulting supernova
• Kitten huffing huffs this stuff
• OUROBOROS IS BETTER THAN BENSON
• Yeah right.
• REDUNDANCY REDUNDANCY REDUNDANCY
• TYATU!
• So?
• i am cool
• go eat shit fuckers
  • Okay.
    • MMM!
• I HATE THAT GAY GUY JAMES!!!
• Shut up
• You shut up
• Listy, mmm!
• Ingredients for a great listy meal follow:
• Fancruft (salted only)
• Animecruft (use only the red kind - throw away if too green)
• Webcruft
• Bandcruft (preferably thawed)
• Bookcruft (this should be let to sit for several days)
• Moviecruft (stir in with onions)
• Ninjacruft
• Schoolcruft (finely sliced)
• Spamcruft (the tinned kind is better)
• Tabloidcruft
• See Also for lists that are not listcruft:
• List of animals that don't exist, but should
• List of Jesus' special moves
• List of one letter words starting with A