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May 2010
Winners
Best Article
Grand Champion: salamander by Black_flamingo11
runner up: Hello there! I'm a kite, and I will ruin your day! by Mrthejazz
Best Noob Article
Grand Champion: UnBooks:Murder on a Plane by DPRS
runner up: squidbillies by John_Lydon
Best Alt. Namespace Article
Grand Champion: Howto: Staple toast to a wall by Mrthejazz
runner up: UnPoetia:Paradise Abridged by Guildensternenstein
Best Illustrated Article
Grand Champion: UnBooks:Where do babies come from by PuppyOnTheRadio
runner up: Soviet Space Program by NonchalantCaterpillar
Best Rewrite
Grand Champion: Sparta by Hyperbole
runner up: Captain Morgan by Skinfan13
Competition Wrap-Up
Congratulations to Uncyclopedia on having the lowest quality PLS turn-out yet!
Fuck you to all the competitors, Fuck you to all of the judges, Fuck you to Wikia for personally refusing to pony up any money, It has been a disaster being your PLS organizer. EMC [TALK]
Scoring Details
The scoring system was based on a points system. Judges were asked to submit their top 5, points being awarded as: 5 points for #1, 4 points for #2, 3 points for #3, and so on. Total scores are below. Entries not below received no points, though they were judged. Consult any of the judges for questions.
Best Article
- Salamander - 15
- Hello there! I'm a kite, and I will ruin your day! - 10
- Parthenogenesis - 9
- Cake Killers - 8
Best Noob Article
- User:DPRS/UnBooks:Murder on a Plane - 14
- User:John Lydon/squidbillies - 11
- User:Tereglith42/Utapau - 10
- Jingle Belled to Death - 6
- Reader's Digest - 3
- User:Veita/Justin_Bieber - 0
Best Rewrite
- Sparta - 15
- Captain Morgan - 11
- Vending machine - 10
- Fnord (car maker) - 6
Best Alt. Namespace
- Howto: Staple toast to a wall - 12
- UnPoetia:Paradise Abridged - 11
- User:Zim ulator/HowTo:Be Reverend Zim ulator - 9
- UnNews:US Congress tired of calling corporations up for lectures one at a time; summons entire American economy for a group hearing - 7
- User:RAHB/UnTunes:We're Having An Orgy - 5
- user:Skinfan13/UnNews:Greenland Declares Independence from Denmark, World Doesn't Care - 1
- User:Padimir_Padoffski/HowTo:Succeed_in_American_politics
- User:Withoutalltoes/HowTo:Shit Yourself
Best Illustrated
- UnBooks:Where do babies come from? - 11
- Soviet Space Program - 10
- Take Your Son To Work Day - 9
- I am better than fish - 7
- User:Hyperbole/Suddenly, Raccoons - 4
- Vote For The Worst - 2
- Diamonds and Rust - 2
January 2011
Winners
Best Article
Grand Champion: BabyTV by Black flamingo11
runners up: I'd like to talk to you about Jesus by Sonic80 & Spittoon by Fishalishalish
Best Noob Article
Grand Champion: Machine gun by SaintJayJay
Best Alt. Namespace Article
Grand Champion: UnScripts:Law & Order: Puritan New England by Guildensternenstein
runner up: UnScripts:Star Trek (film, 2009 reboot) by Modusoperandi
Best Illustrated Article
Grand Champions: In MS Paint With One Arm, While Furiously Masturbating by Thekillerfroggy & UnBooks:Zombiebaron's Adventure To Asia by Zombiebaron
runner up: Do you have a face? by Lyrithya
Best Rewrite
Grand Champion: Muddy Waters by Thekillerfroggy
runners up: Bass by Black_flamingo11 and Workaround-oriented programming by Lyrithya
Competition Wrap-Up
Thanks to everyone for letting me chair this PLS and thanks for tkaing part. Congratulations to everyone taking part, and a the highest praise to the winners.--Sycamore (Talk) 15:52, February 15, 2011 (UTC)
Scoring Details
The scoring system was based on a points system. Judges were asked to submit their top 5, points being awarded as: 5 points for #1, 4 points for #2, 3 points for #3, and so on. Total scores are below. Entries not below received no points, though they were judged. Consult any of the judges for questions.
Best Article
- BabyTV - 14
- I'd like to talk to you about Jesus / Spittoon - 11
- Ozone - 3
- 33 miners were buried underground / Office Space - 2
- WikiLeaks - 1
- Dark Horse - 1
Best Noob Article
- User:SaintJayJay/Machine gun - 14
- User:Coronium/Jewkip - 10
- User:Rpm/The Decemberists - 7
- User:Chunkyguy/Real Indians - 5
- User:Xthegasshowerx/Jerome_Bettis - 4
Best Alt. Namespace
- UnScripts:Law & Order: Puritan New England - 13
- UnScripts:Star Trek (film, 2009 reboot) - 9
- Why?:Categorise pages - 7
- HowTo:Understand and deal with pretentious people - 6
- HowTo:Annoy Richard Dawkins - 4
- UnNews:Spielberg presents Stonehenge Apocalypse / User:Mimo&maxus/UnBooks:Diary of an Uncyclopedia noob - 3
- User:Zombiebaron/wip/HowTo:Read Braille; A Guide For The Blind / User:Thekillerfroggy/UnNews:Disco never died! - 2
Best Illustrated
- User:Thekillerfroggy/In MS Paint With One Arm, While Furiously Masturbating / User:Zombiebaron/wip/UnBooks:Zombiebaron's Adventure To Asia - 13
- User:Lyrithya/Do you have a face? - 11
Best Rewrite
- User:Thekillerfroggy/Muddy Waters - 12
- User:Black_flamingo11/bass / User:Lyrithya/Workaround-oriented programming - 11
- User:Dexter111344/Adam_West - 7
- User:Shabidoo/maxipad / User:Monika/Nick Drake - 2
October 2011
Winners
Best Article
Grand Champion: Arecibo Message by Black flamingo11
runner up: How To: Milk a Cow by Acrolo
Best Noob Article
Grand Champion: Three Strike Law by Iwritewhatiwant
runner up: Battle of Guadalcanal by Some noob
Best Collaboration
Grand Champion: Where the wild onions grow by Black flamingo11 & Lyrithya
runners up: Door handle by Mattsnow & Shabidoo and UnNews:Study shows listening to popular music turns listeners gay by Oliphaunte & TheSlyFox
Best Illustrated Article
Grand Champions: Timothy Leary's Psychedelic Bed And Breakfast by RAHB & UnBooks:Uecil, the "special" apple by HauntedUndies
runner up: UnNews:Lingerie Football a big hit in America but draws the ire of PETA and NOW by DrStrange
Best Rewrite
Grand Champions: Spongebob Squarepants by Xamralco & Apathy Man by Imrealized
runner up: Deviled eggs by Black_flamingo11
Competition Wrap-Up
Thanks to everyone for taking part in the PLS. Obviously this was the first time I have run the PLS and even then only because I was asked to run it by Zombiebaron. While I am aware that this has not been the most successful PLS that we have ever held I hope some good articles have emerged and some enjoyment has been had. Congratulations to the winners and thank you to everyone who was part of helping the PLS to happen, be it through judging or any other means. --Chiefjustice3DS 16:08, October 17, 2011 (UTC)
Scoring Details
The scoring system was based on a points system. Judges were asked to submit their top 5, points being awarded as: 5 points for #1, 4 points for #2, 3 points for #3, and so on. Total scores are below. Entries not below received no points, though they were judged. Consult any of the judges for questions, losers should consult their local firearms retailer for ammunition.
Best Article
- User:Black flamingo11/Arecibo Message - 14
- User:Acrolo/How To: Milk a cow - 9
- User:DrStrange/HowTo:Be A College DJ / User:Nikau/Indiana Jones and the Typical University-level Dig - 7
- User:Shabidoo/Normal people stuff / User:Scofield/UnScripts:The Golden Compass - 3
- User:Magic man/Hearing impairment / User:Frosty/WIP/Ernest Rutherford - 1
Best Noob Article
Best Collaboration
- User:Black flamingo11/Where the wild onions grow - 13
- User:TheSlyFox/UnNews:Study shows listening to popular music turns listeners gay / User:Shabidoo/Door handle - 11
Best Illustrated
- User:RAHB/Timothy Leary's Psychedelic Bed And Breakfast / User:HauntedUndies/UnBooks:Uecil, the "special" apple - 11
- User:DrStrange/UnNews:Lingerie Football a big hit in America but draws the ire of PETA and NOW - 10
- User:Zombiebaron/wip/UnBooks:Zombiebaron's Adventure Home From Asia - 4