UnNews:Nigeria's Air Force Fucks Its Own People

At the fucking moment of the week, we have a case that is, to say the least, one of ingratitude. In Rann , Nigeria , some aspiring aeronautical pilots were doing a stunt show (or simply lost control of the aircraft), when suddenly one of them saw a women huddle veiled and thought it was the case of islões of Boco Harão ( pt - PT ) because they are people with the same physical appearance. The result couldn't be more disastrous: The "almighty" Nigerian army was paid to make friendly fire for the small terrorist group.

The Nigerian government is known for its feat of being worse than any Latin American government, both in corruption, as well as in intelligence, and is also known for looking for terrorists as if it were in a great 3D War , at the base of blind bombing and based on the most refined technique of trial and error. Because of that, Boko Haram was the only Osamo-bin-Arabense militia that didn't have to import crazies from other places with (a little) better education levels like France or England to try to end the local forces, because in Nigeria, the forces armed forces kill herself—and take the country to the same shit. With that, it only remains for the Bokós , to teach the Torah and Sharia to the poor Angolan Angolan Mozambicans (all the same thing).

The head of the Nigerian "forces" defends himself with a test he took last week at a private clinic in Cambreja , England , which testifies positive for myopia , astigmatism and strabismus . Already the dictator of that country accuses him of forging the exam to want to pay and not work, like a good part of the population of that country.