Forum talk:Getting a forum talk page featured

My idea

I, Jabberwock, am trying to get a talk page featured. This is my first attempt, which will probably win me a Poo Lit Surprise. People might say that it's a ridiculous idea, but it's got precedent. Ten years ago, Talk:Milton Babbitt was featured. --Jabberwock (talk) 04:19, 2 June 2021 (UTC)

No collaboration

This year, the Poo Lit Surprise's rules disallow any collaboration. Since my goal is to win the surprise, I'm writing a talk page on my own, which is certainly abnormal. However, after the winners are announced, I will invite some other users to talk here. --Jabberwock (talk) 04:20, 2 June 2021 (UTC)

Talking with myself

Hi Jab, I heard that you're gonna talk with yourself while pretending to be two persons. Jabberwock (talk) 04:22, 2 June 2021 (UTC)

Yeah. This is going to be one of the funniest talk pages. --Jabberwock (talk) 04:23, 2 June 2021 (UTC)

Maybe you could fake some other people's signatures. Jabberwock (talk) 04:23, 2 June 2021 (UTC)

No, that's immoral. Never gonna do that. Unless for really special purposes. --Jabberwock (talk) 04:26, 2 June 2021 (UTC)

I've to go now. Informatics class at my school is ending in 2 minutes. See you after school. Jabberwock (talk) 04:28, 2 June 2021 (UTC)

Bye! --Jabberwock (talk) 04:28, 2 June 2021 (UTC)

Hi!

Now I'm back home. And I made a new signature!

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But where are you?

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I can't find you anywhere!!! You should meet me, but you didn't. You f**ker. I hope I'll see your reply tomorrow.

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I'm back

Sorry for not coming yesterday. I was too busy with Minecraft; I didn't even have time for my homework. --

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OMG, your new signature looks AWFUL!! so i've changed your signature back. Jabberwock (talk) 12:36, 4 June 2021 (UTC)

Good. Indeed the old one looks much better. --Jabberwock (talk) 12:37, 4 June 2021 (UTC)

Self-dialogues

A few years ago, Chara talked with himself on Aerfaying, aka Camp Alpha. It is basically a concentration camp Scratch programming community. In fact, I got the self-dialogue idea from Chara. --Jabberwock (talk) 12:46, 4 June 2021 (UTC)

You copycat. But this is really quite funny. Jabberwock (talk) 12:48, 4 June 2021 (UTC)

Yeah. I splitted myself like a blob in agar.io. --Jabberwock (talk) 12:51, 4 June 2021 (UTC)

Oh I play that game too! Maybe we can re-split for extra fun. Jabberwock (talk) 12:54, 4 June 2021 (UTC)

But don't split too many times. It is likely to cause a computer a splosion. The reader's head will a splode as well. --Jabberwock (talk) 12:55, 4 June 2021 (UTC)

In the actual game, one can't split into more than 16 blobs. Obviously this is to prevent a splosions. Jabberwock (talk) 12:57, 4 June 2021 (UTC)

Splitting again

This time I decide to split into three instead of four. And I invented different names for my clones.--Jabberwock (talk) 08:07, 5 June 2021 (UTC)

That should mean Labberwock, you, and me. --Kabberwock (talk) 08:09, 5 June 2021 (UTC)

Wow I happen to be online! --Labberwock (talk) 08:09, 5 June 2021 (UTC)

Nice, but I have to go now. You two can talk, though --Jabberwock (talk) 08:11, 5 June 2021 (UTC)

Hi Kab, would you do some of my homework for me? --Labberwock (talk) 08:12, 5 June 2021 (UTC)

Of course, because my homework is also yours. I'll send my answers to you later. --Kabberwock (talk) 08:14, 5 June 2021 (UTC)

This makes me think of WeCheat. --Labberwock (talk) 08:15, 5 June 2021 (UTC)

I know that cheating app. There's a funny joke on it. --Kabberwock (talk) 08:16, 5 June 2021 (UTC)

What joke? --Labberwock (talk) 08:17, 5 June 2021 (UTC)

This. --Kabberwock (talk) 08:19, 5 June 2021 (UTC)

Yes, I do know the answer. --Kabberwock (talk) 08:21, 5 June 2021 (UTC)

Minecraft

Hi Lab, do you have any ideas on building temples in Minecraft? --Kabberwock (talk) 01:24, 8 June 2021 (UTC)

Yesterday I have built one on the server. Walk south from where you spawn. After a few minutes, you'll arrive at a mushroom island. Then turn right, and you'll see a river. There is a building like a subway entrance underwater. Go into it. Then you can find an underground railroad powered by redstone. It'll lead you to the temple I built. --Labberwock (talk) 01:27, 8 June 2021 (UTC)

OK, gonna visit there. And I'll use your design for reference. --Kabberwock (talk) 01:29, 8 June 2021 (UTC)

OMG, your temple a sploded!!! SOMEBODY SET UP ME TEH BOMB!!! INSANE!!! --Kabberwock (talk) 01:36, 8 June 2021 (UTC)

So now I have rebuilt that part of my temple. Now, if you pull a lever on the island floating in the air, then it won't a splode. --Labberwock (talk) 01:38, 8 June 2021 (UTC)

But which one? There are a zillion levers! --Kabberwock (talk) 01:43, 8 June 2021 (UTC)

Then pull all of them. There is no risk in doing that, --Labberwock (talk) 01:44, 8 June 2021 (UTC)

because you'll always die when you do that. --Labberwock (talk) 01:46, 8 June 2021 (UTC)

Spam spam spam

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Spam spam spam

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Spam spam spam

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Stop spamming! Your mom a splode!!! --Jabberwock (talk) 01:49, 8 June 2021 (UTC)

Forum talk

This talk page has been moved to the ridiculous, pointless Forum Talk namespace! JabTCJun 1020212021

Let's hope that no admin is gonna ban us. JabTCJun 1020212021

BTW I submitted my new signature for the Poo Lit Surprise. LOL --Jabberwock (talk) 09:08, 10 June 2021 (UTC)

Ur new sig Đ3F!И!731Y gonna win teh surprise; it's sooooooooooo surprising Jabberwock (talk) 14:30, 10 June 2021 (UTC)

New CTAM

I'll invite my friends Jabberwock, new signature Jabberwock, Kabberwock, Labberwock and Mabberwock to count to a million. --Jabberwock (talk) 06:21, 12 June 2021 (UTC)

Here I come! Jabberwock (talk) 06:22, 12 June 2021 (UTC)

And me JabTCJun 12202106:40

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Spam

As a seasoned spammer, I created a template for this to count quickly. Ignore the 0 at the beginning.

Click here

Template:Ctamspam/10000

--Mabberwock (talk) 00:31, 13 June 2021 (UTC)

BTW now anyone can spam by quoting me. --Mabberwock (talk) 05:14, 14 June 2021 (UTC)

10000 --Labberwock (talk) 10:22, 15 June 2021 (UTC)

10001 --Kabberwock (talk) 10:23, 15 June 2021 (UTC)

Submitting

As time is nearly up, this forum talk page and my new signature are what I'll submit for the Poo Lit Surprise. --JabTCJun 1920210:43

Both are excellent ideas outside the box. --Labberwock (talk) 00:44, 19 June 2021 (UTC)

But nowadays the "box" is to think outside the box. It's self-contraDICK --Mabberwock (talk)tory. --Kabberwock (talk) 00:46, 19 June 2021 (UTC)

AAAAAAA, spammer again!!! --Jabberwock (talk) 00:50, 19 June 2021 (UTC)

Happy ending

This page definitely needs a happy and funny ending. --Jabberwock (talk) 00:51, 19 June 2021 (UTC)

Let's put the happy ending into a gray box. --Kabberwock (talk) 00:55, 19 June 2021 (UTC)

Good idea. --Labberwock (talk) 00:56, 19 June 2021 (UTC)

Well, I'm not sure what to write here. --Jabberwock (talk) 01:00, 19 June 2021 (UTC)

Maybe I should use an orange box to contain the joke. --Kabberwock (talk) 01:01, 19 June 2021 (UTC)

OK here it is. But what joke should I write? I'll give the job to Mabberwock in a white box. --Labberwock (talk) 01:04, 19 June 2021 (UTC)

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@Mabberwock Don't spam! --Labberwock (talk) 01:08, 19 June 2021 (UTC)
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK U NON SPAMMIST! --Mabberwock (talk) 01:10, 19 June 2021 (UTC)

It is 25:61.

I found an image on Uncyclopedia. AAAAA! What time is it? OMG it is 25:61, insane! --Jabberwock (talk) 01:26, 19 June 2021 (UTC)

Good joke! But... it's just an ordinary image shown upside down. --Labberwock (talk) 01:27, 19 June 2021 (UTC)

maybe the next joke will be a flipped image. --Kabberwock (talk) 01:29, 19 June 2021 (UTC)
That's a good idea. --Jabberwock (talk) 01:31, 19 June 2021 (UTC)

Russian book about the "HTЯAƎ"

I found this. Let's use this flipped image as evidence that the letter Ǝ is still in use in Russia. --Jabberwock (talk) 01:43, 19 June 2021 (UTC) SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAMS PAM SPAm SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAMS PAM SPAm SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAMS PAM SPAm SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAMS PAM SPAm SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAMS PAM SPAm SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAMS PAM SPAm SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAMS PAM SPAm SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAMS PAM SPAm SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAMS PAM SPAm SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAMS PAM SPAm SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAMS PAM SPAm SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAMS PAM SPAm SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAMS PAM SPAm --Mabberwock (talk) 01:46, 19 June 2021 (UTC)

Hangman

Seems that the gray box isn't very funny. Let's play hangman! Maybe we'll get some ideas from the words. --Jabberwock (talk) 09:35, 21 June 2021 (UTC)

OK. The word has eight letters: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _, and the man will be an emoticon ('‿') --Kabberwock (talk) 09:44, 21 June 2021 (UTC)

I guess E. --Labberwock (talk) 09:46, 21 June 2021 (UTC)

Unfortunately, there is no E. (      --Kabberwock (talk) 09:47, 21 June 2021 (UTC)

A. --Labberwock (talk) 09:48, 21 June 2021 (UTC)

There is an A. _ _ _ A _ _ _ _ (      --Kabberwock (talk) 09:49, 21 June 2021 (UTC)

O. --Labberwock (talk) 09:50, 21 June 2021 (UTC)

Good, there is an O. O _ _ A _ _ _ _ (      --Kabberwock (talk) 09:51, 21 June 2021 (UTC)

T. --Labberwock (talk) 09:52, 21 June 2021 (UTC)

Sorry, no T here. O _ _ A _ _ _ _ ('     --Kabberwock (talk) 09:53, 21 June 2021 (UTC)

R. --Labberwock (talk) 09:54, 21 June 2021 (UTC)

There is an R. O R _ A _ _ _ _ ('     --Kabberwock (talk) 09:55, 21 June 2021 (UTC)

S. --Labberwock (talk) 09:56, 21 June 2021 (UTC)

There is an S. O R _ A _ _ S _ ('     --Kabberwock (talk) 09:57, 21 June 2021 (UTC)

G, and M. --Labberwock (talk) 10:19, 21 June 2021 (UTC)

Both of them. O R G A _ _ S M ('     --Kabberwock (talk) 10:22, 21 June 2021 (UTC)

OK!!! THE WORD IS ORGASM!!!!!111!! U R ALL FUKKED UP! PREPARE TO DIE lolling hard --Mabberwock (talk) 10:23, 21 June 2021 (UTC)

More Minecraft

I built a small wooden house in Minecraft. When you go in, you'll find a chest containing a torch and a painting on the wall, and nothing else. --Labberwock (talk) 10:40, 21 June 2021 (UTC)

As everyone knows, if there is empty space behind a painting, you can walk through it. Since nothing else in the house is very interesting, the player will walk through the painting. --Labberwock (talk) 10:42, 21 June 2021 (UTC)

Then, the player falls into a 21-meter-deep hole. He'll nearly die. --Labberwock (talk) 10:45, 21 June 2021 (UTC)

The player feels lucky that he still has 1 health remaining. He doesn't quickly realize that he is standing on a pressure plate. --Labberwock (talk) 10:47, 21 June 2021 (UTC)

After two seconds, the redstone signal goes to the top of the hole, making sand fall down. The player gets buried . . . unless he is fast enough to places the torch before the sand falls on him. --Labberwock (talk) 10:49, 21 June 2021 (UTC)

After two more seconds, the wall opens, revealing another room. The room contains a trapped chest. --Labberwock (talk) 10:54, 21 June 2021 (UTC)

We need something to cover it up so that it doesn't look like a trapchest. A sign could be good. --Kabberwock (talk) 10:58, 21 June 2021 (UTC)

But signs usually look very sus, so we need to write something on it. Maybe it should be something like "diamonds". --Kabberwock (talk) 10:59, 21 June 2021 (UTC)

Well I don't think that's a good idea. You don't want to spend valuable diamonds on traps, and if the chest doesn't really contain diamonds, it would look sus again. --Labberwock (talk) 11:02, 21 June 2021 (UTC)

I've got an idea: the sign should say "Open & Decipher", and the chest should contain valueless sand. The first block has 20 sand, the second has 8, the third has 5, the fourth is empty, and so on. The 20th letter in the alphabet is T, the 8th is H, the 5th is E, and so on. This gives the message "THE FLOOR WILL OPEN YOULL DIE." After four seconds, when the player is still deciphering, the floor opens and the player falls into lava. --Labberwock (talk) 11:09, 21 June 2021 (UTC)

LOL that's great. Let's trick Mabberwock into it Kabberwock (talk) 11:10, 21 June 2021 (UTC)

PVP Fight

OMG I haven't finished filling the chest with sand, but Mabberwock has already come! I'M FIGHTING! --Labberwock (talk) 11:17, 21 June 2021 (UTC)

Ha ha ha! Ive got some R3@11Y GUD po7ions. GET POiSONED & DIE! --Mabberwock (talk) 11:19, 21 June 2021 (UTC)

How teh F**K will I die? NO WAY! I'LL KILL U! --Labberwock (talk) 11:20, 21 June 2021 (UTC)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! FUCK U 4EV3R!!! --Mabberwock (talk) 11:22, 21 June 2021 (UTC)

Fight! Fight! Fight! 我与我仍要大战三百回合,闲杂人等都给我退后! --Jabberwock (talk) 11:23, 21 June 2021 (UTC)

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