Uncyclopedia talk:Hall of Shame

Grand Opening

After 6 months of beta testing under my userpage, and a nudge from Hindleyite, I figured time was due to release this project. The Conan pic is temporary (and a huge load time). If someone else has ideas for a permanent logo, I'd appreciate your submissions here. ~ T. (talk) 16:17, 20 November 2006 (UTC)

The Conan pic is strangely fitting, though I'm not sure why. Also, vote for Googlewhack now! -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

You whore! -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 21:15, 20 November 2006 (UTC)

I don't think I see YOUR name next to a vote for my article..... <Mhaille fixes Hindleyite with his best Paddington stare> -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

<Hindleyite steals Mhaille's marmalade sandwiches> -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 21:21, 20 November 2006 (UTC)

Marmalade? Blech. What are you, a hundred? --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:33, 20 November 2006 (UTC)

All this recent talk about whoring got me thinking I should pull out my really long signature again. Temporarily. ~ Major Sir Todd Lyons GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC 21:28, 20 November 2006 (UTC)

You make me sick. note my inability to whore my own articls, even the one on VFH. Damn, I was so close! Look what you guys have done... --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:33, 20 November 2006 (UTC)

No! I will not be beaten at article whoring. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 21:35, 20 November 2006 (UTC)

I was told that they would be serving Chickenbox here. I don't see any. 21:37, 20 November 2006 (UTC)

Stop it! This drama is tearing us apart! --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:44, 20 November 2006 (UTC)

COUGH! DUSTY! Four years to the minute since anyone posted here. Aleister 21:44 20 11 MMX

DONTLETTHEDOORCLOSE! ... Good one. Now we're both stuck here. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:14, November 21, 2010 (UTC)

I think the timer is set for 2014. I see you've eaten most of Tom Mayfair, although the mummified parts do maintain the nutrients when consumed as jerky. Aleister 00:41 21 11 MMX

To be fair, he was always a little jerky. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:47, November 21, 2010 (UTC)

You guys do realise the door is a push, not a pull, right? --UU - natter 07:31, Nov 21

There's a door? Where? And don't tell me the thing I just walked through; no way was that a door. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101121 - 07:34 (UTC)

Don't forget

To re-add Dexter. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK (6 days until I get admins back and can do this myself)

It's only semi-protected. You can do it. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 05:06 Mar 24, 2011

Oops. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 05:13, March 24, 2011 (UTC)

Lyrithia was all French and she was like "A war? Sacre Bleu, let's have a no-fly zone!" and I was all Russian and I was like "Fuck you!" and now I'm drunk. pillow talk 05:24, March 24, 2011 (UTC)

You're such a cute drunk. 1234 ~ 22:09, 25 March 2011

Also don't forget

To pick up a carton of milk at Brookshires. Thanks, sweetie *kiss* -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 05:15, Mar. 24, 2011

Formatting

Why does this page look all weird now? Leverage (talk) 08:18, 1 June 2013 (UTC)

This picture was on an article set to be huffed...

...and I thought here would be a good location to save it. Aleister 20:15 28-9-'13

You could've just put it at the bottom of my user page. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:27, 28 September 2013 (UTC)

Man, I strongly whored most of my pages for a year or so, usually asking for just reading but sometimes making an ass of myself. Fun times. Aleister few minutes later

I will never be on here.

I never write good articles that are with to be in here. Even though I always wanted to be in here. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 12:21, 18 May 2014 (UTC)

You should try. It is pretty sweet being on here. The breadsticks are complementary. Plus, you receive a one year lease on a brand new 1971 Toyota Corona. Parts of it still work and everything! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:05, 18 May 2014 (UTC)

I do try. But the articles never work. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 19:49, 18 May 2014 (UTC)

Have you tried making existing articles better? Maybe team up with someone (like the A Team, but with a wildly out of whack BMI)? You can't run before you walk. Well, you can, but you'll pull something. Something bad.

Alternatively, you could try wallowing in a miasma of failure and shame.

Oddly, both techniques are purported to work. I, myself, went straight to failure and shame. It was easy, as I was already there. A real time saver. That's why all my pages start with "So, I woke up in the hospital...". Eventually, I branched out and started waking up in ditches or the back of police cars. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:23, 18 May 2014 (UTC)

Updating/Revising the HOS List to be current and accurate

Hello - I'm having trouble determining who is the Admin responsible for the upkeep of the Hall of Shame page. In the past I was able to update it after new articles of mine were voted as "Featured," by editing the section on the list for my user name to add the newly featured article(s) and update/increase the overall tally listed of such articles. However, when I just tried this, I noted that within seconds today (August 20, 2020), my update edits were virtually instantly/automatically reverted to their prior, incorrect form. The Admin listed as having done this, "CheezWhizz" I believe, has a User Page that currently states something to the effect he is now "gone forever" from the site, even though his user page still lists him as being the Admin in charge of the HOS page. My edits/corrections are thus not reflected on the HOS page. I don't wish to cause any Admins extra work and would be glad to have resolved this issue without requesting assistance as I have done in the past for my listing on the HOS page, but I would like to see my data correctly displayed. This stands out a little to me given that I wrote an article that tied for Third Place on the "10 Best of 2013" List that does not even appear on that the official archival page for that list from 2013 (Declaration of Gin-Dependence). This got me noticing such other issues... I have already left a message on the Talk Page for 2013's "Best of" archive page, and am hoping it will not be too long before these issues can all be resolved/corrected, as I am unable to do so myself given I lack "Admin" status and the relevant pages are now apparently "User Protected." Thank you in advance for your assistance. Sir NoNamesLeft (GUN) WotM NotM 20:45, 22 August 2020 (UTC)

Correction to HOS page needed

Hello - I'm having trouble determining who is the Admin responsible for the upkeep of the Hall of Shame page. In the past I was able to update it after new articles of mine were voted as "Featured," by editing the section on the list for my user name to add the newly featured article(s) and update/increase the overall tally listed of such articles. However, when I just tried this, I noted that within seconds today (August 20, 2020), my update edits were virtually instantly/automatically reverted to their prior, incorrect form. The Admin listed as having done this, "CheezWhizz" I believe, has a User Page that currently states something to the effect he is now "gone forever" from the site, even though his user page still lists him as being the Admin in charge of the HOS page. My edits/corrections are thus not reflected on the HOS page. I don't wish to cause any Admins extra work and would be glad to have resolved this issue without requesting assistance as I have done in the past for my listing on the HOS page, but I would like to see my data correctly displayed. This stands out a little to me given that I wrote an article that tied for Third Place on the "10 Best of 2013" List that does not even appear on that the official archival page for that list from 2013 (Declaration of Gin-Dependence). This got me noticing such other issues... I have already left a message on the Talk Page for 2013's "Best of" archive page, and am hoping it will not be too long before these issues can all be resolved/corrected, as I am unable to do so myself given I lack "Admin" status and the relevant pages are now apparently "User Protected." Thank you in advance for your assistance. Sir NoNamesLeft (GUN) WotM NotM 20:47, 22 August 2020 (UTC)