Uncyclopedia:Hall of Shame/Mattsnow

Mattsnow

Features: 38.5

Heaven's Gate, Doping in sports, UnNews:Obama: We're not responsible for drones with US Army emblem's actions, Boston Molasses Disaster, Inbox (with a Whole Bunch of Everybodys), George Carlin, Bohemian Grove (with Funnybony), Rand Paul, UnRecipe:Fantastik flavored hallucinogenic ham with Uranium seasoning, Québec, Boyfriend (with Black Flamingo), UnNews:Tour de France 2011 filled with controversies, Mini-golf and HowTo:Train to look awesome! (both with Magic Man), Horseshoes (game) (with the Frozen Mammoths), MKULTRA, HowTo:Snowboard your way to awesomeness!, Door handle (with Shabidoo), Don King, Herman Cain (with Romartus, Magic Man and Socky), Mexico tourism brochure, Mount Everest Disaster, UnNews:Stay strong, great people, for Kim Jong-il passed away, Steve Irwin, Nineteen Eighty-Four, Rick Santorum (with Xamralco), Resident Evil, Earth's Children, UnNews:Our Great Leader Kim Jong-un brings even more prosperity to us glorious North Koreans, UnNews:Tom Boonen wins Paris-Roubaix cycling race while smoking a cigar, The Great Elephant Revolt of 2011, UnNews:Debate over death penalty raging in Canada, UnNews:Montrealer fed up with strikers dismembers one, UnNews:Cannibalism becoming increasingly popular, Quebec City, HowTo:Become an Assassin (with Leverage), UnRecipe:Crunchy Beaver with Pine Gum Coulis (with Oliphaunte), Krypton (with Shabidoo), Constitution of the United States (actual text) (with Xamralco), Tour de France (with Lizbink), Peter Sagan, Amazon: A survival story, UnNews:Wrestlemania 87 commentary LIVE!, Winter sports, Nirvana (with Xamralco), The Last of Us, The 9-11 Commission Report

Comments or something

You have a lot of features. I'm impressed; will you accept this large sturgeon as a token of my appreciation? And yes, I can put this comment here if I want. *shifty eyes* Although you can still remove it if you want, but what I mean is it doesn't mess up anything on the main HoS page. 1234 ~ 06:50, 19 August 2011

Er... I'd like a bass please! Mattsnow 06:54, August 19, 2011 (UTC)

I'll see what I can scrounge up. 1234 ~ 06:57, 19 August 2011

Where's my bass already? Mattsnow 02:19, November 3, 2011 (UTC)

Sorry sir. The Uncyclopedia administrators have been a little late delivering your bass, but nevertheless here it is:

Hahahaha!!!! Mattsnow 17:29, February 6, 2012 (UTC)

You can tuna this one up fine. MrN 17:09, Feb 6