User:Blarg4

This user page is under construction, forever. Here's a picture to satisfy your tiny mind.

This user is a human therefore they have opposable thumbs and can stand upright.
They rule.

This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.

Articles by Blarg4

• Ted Cassels: My first article, I wrote it at the of this economic shitstorm, when my money and creativity were in short supply. I think it's a piece of shit, but you may think otherwise.

• Jaco Pastorius: Mildly funny, but in reality it's just too random for its own damn good.

• Alex Lifeson: Created by me and LedZoso4. Added to by some unregistered users. Funny, but nobody likes it for some reason.

• Care Bear Heroin: What can I say about this that I haven't already said about my other articles?

• Order of the Communist Pear: Part of my three two part series of articles on the totalitarian state government of Russia. One or two parts you should read, but I won't lie, it's crap.

• Anti-Neo-Soviet Order of Oranges: (see above)

• Template:Serbia: My gift to my Serbian underling LedZoso4, enjoy my slave friend.

• 668 (neighbor of the beast): Inexplicable

• For Whom The Bell Tolls: A decent beginning to an article on the novel. Good premise, needs work, please edit.

• Russo-Japanese War: The bastard brainchild of GRANDOVERLORDOFTHEHOMEPORT, LedZoso4, and myself, but mostly me.

• Vladimir Popovicovipskievinikyoff: An extension of the Russo-Japanese War article. Written about a Russian general with the world's most Slavic name.

• Vasily Tolstoy: Another extension of the Russo-Japanese War article. It is about Leo Tolstoy's less successful brother.

• UnNews:Dow Jones Raised From the Dead, Recession Now Officially Over: Funny article, my first UnNews, but I still need to put some goddamn pictures into it.

• Gregor Mendel: Biologist, Abbot, and sexual deviant