User talk:Blarg4

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Ted Cassels

Heh. I like the premise of this article. Good work so far. Just thought I'd stop in and let you know I noticed it. -RAHB 05:35, 1 November 2008 (UTC)

Metallic

Not too sure that redirect page is the place you want to put that. Might I suggest Metallica? I'll leave it how you have it for now, so feel free; but I suspect someone else will revert it. :-) RabbiTechno 20:17, 29 November 2008 (UTC)

'Ello again. Following consultation with our fascist overlords admins, Metallic has been reverted to a redirect page. However, since your article was perfectly fine, it's now to be found here. You can see the discussion here, where it's in the section titled 'Morning'. Hope that's all OK with you. :-) RabbiTechno 17:33, 30 November 2008 (UTC)

Sorry matey, it got huffed. Good luck with your future articles though, hope to see you continue writing here. RabbiTechno 20:42, 30 November 2008 (UTC)

Hagi

Hello. Thank you very much for taking the time to review my article about Gheorghe Hagi. I realise it's not very good. The article was considered ugly, and will probably be deleted in a couple of weeks if I don't improve it. If I'll get inspiration, I'll re-submit it to Pee review, if not, it will be deleted and there will be no harm to the standards of Uncyclopedia. The only thing I have to say (which was my impression also after I made an article about the Danube, the most important river in Europe, I'm still waiting for it to be re-reviewd), is that Gheorghe Hagi is the most important soccer player in Romania's history, and one of the most important European players in history. Soccer is the most popular sport in Europe, South America, and even in Asia and Africa it has gained in popularity (and even the USA has reached the quarter-finals of a soccer World Cup in 2002). So, the subject is not really obscure, even though it is more obscure than the Danube. Thank you again for your time and good advice. Cheers ! --Hovereel 20:46, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

I reviewed your article

It can be found here. Just thought you'd like to know. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:00, 23 May 2009 (UTC)

Did your other one too. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:47, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

Would You Mind If I...

...brushed up your Russo-Japanese War article myself? I feel there's a great deal of potential I can bring out. If it get's featured, it'll count as a collaboration between the two of us, as well as all your co-authors, so you'll all get half a feature. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:15, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

	The article Gregor Mendel has been reviewed by PuppyOnTheRadio(talk)
	Version as at 28 August 2009	PEE review

Russo-Japanese War

Yeah, so remember that thing I asked you a year ago? Well, I did do that, and as a result:

Featured Article: Russo-Japanese War

This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

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Yeah. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:12, August 23, 2010 (UTC)