UnNews:Thailand prime minister loses admin status

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21 September 2006

A composite satellite photograph of Thailand.

BANGKOK, Thailand (AP) -- In a stunning development, Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra (known as 'Dialz') has been stripped of admin status, effectively relieving him of all power, including the ability to banninate n00bz and tilt the media in his favor.

While unclear at this time, it is widely rumored among the remaining +3 level admins that the deopping was motivated by the fact that Dialz had violated the "don't be a dick" rule.

Sources report that Dialz was also ordered to read HowTo:Get Started on Prime Ministering Thailand, although it is unclear whether this means that Dialz will ever be reopped.

Sources reported that Dialz spent a few minutes complaining about this treatment in #Thailand, but his pleas were +ignored by most:

"ZOMG WTF!!!!" Dialz was reported as typing. "Someone +reop me. THis isn't FuCKing funny!!!!!1111one"

After being told multiple times to press Alt+f4 to get reopped, Dialz stormed out of the channel, with a defiant "FUCK YOU AND THIS SHIT"

International reaction was surprisingly unified, with most people not giving a tinkers cuss about who admins Thailand.

Sources

• Dialz "Fuck you Thailand admin's" Forum:Village Dump, September 19, 2006