UnNews:Eddie Murphy Storms Out From The Oscars

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1 March 2007

Eddie Murphy, a bit of an ass.

REYKAVIK, Iceland -- Reports, today, that former Hollywood funnyman Eddie Murphy made a bit of a scene at the Oscars Award Ceremony. Murphy, who many considered to be favourite to pick up this years Best Portrayal of a Negro in a Movie lost out to veteran actor Alan Arkin.

It is reported that Murphy left the sumptuous Kodak Theatre, kicking over a number of tables and punching a doorman in the teeth. According to his spokesman, Eddie had always intended to leave the Awards, even if he had won.

Murphy is currently filming Beverly Hills Cop VII: Die Honky Scum, and refuses to comment.