User talk:Prettiestpretty/archive5/

Time to make room for X-Mas: The following archive contains stuff from 6/20/2007 through 12/10/07 Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:28, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

BB thanks thee!

Thanks again! -- CUN PLS VFH (Miniluv•Minitrue•Unsoc) 11:49, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

THANK'D!!

REJOICE!
You have received the
Double-Douser's Award
for exemplary utilization of boiling, scorchingly hot water.

Thank you for helping make
Why?:Pour Boiling Hot Water Down Your Trousers?
the most strongly favored article in Uncyclopedia history!

You voted for my article, that means you wanna make out with me right? ;) lol, thanks so much ms. pretty!! --THINKER 06:45, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

Sorry

I didn't mean to blow you off, and I'm sorry it took me this long to get back to you. I haven't been spending time here lately, and I'm all backed up, and have succeeded in undercutting my usual pathetically low output. I will read your story at some point, I promise... unless I forget, in which case, you may kick my spotty behind. So, anyway, thanks for your contributions, always a treat for UnNews. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 02:35, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

On the other hand, I've done this Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 03:30, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

A slightly belated thank you

-- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  18:59, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

Image duplicates

Hi Prettiestpretty. Doing my image tidying... there are three copies of your Dreamvaders image, which all look very similar (Image:Dreamvaders.png, Image:Dreamvaders1.png and Image:Dreamvaders2a.gif). Are they all needed? or could they be combined and the excess deleted? Let me know? :) thanks -- sannse (talk) 18:57, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

Oh, Go ahead and nuke whatever you feel is best. It was a half baked idea that never came to fruition. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:38, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

I prefer the middle one. But what do I know? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Meh, looking again, they all have their uses. I wouldn't want to remove the first as it's talked about specifically, the second is nicely used the an article, and the third on your user page. I'll leave all of them. Sorry to bother you :) -- sannse (talk) 16:39, 28 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for dropping by, can you make sure you shut the door on the way out? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Congratulations!

You are the recipient of the Mhaille Award For Excellence for the month of June 2007.

I know its not "up there" with the great awards of Uncyclopedia, but its a way for me to show my own support and appreciation for what people are doing out there to make this place better. You consistently improve articles, contributing with both the written word and images of excellent quality. And most of all, you never fail to make me smile. Except that one time with the cheesegrater, but we won't go into that. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

You mean your cries of pain were not an indicator as to how much you liked what I was doing? Well then, onto plan "B": Thank you for the award. I try my hardest, sometimes it works and other times its doesn't. So its very nice to be recognized. And who needs those major awards (don't believe that statement - I need those major awards or I will cease to exist!) but with this I won't have to worry about what I will wear to my investing (and I won't have to worry about what Jennifer Lopezs wears, either. Hugs, Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:35, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote, lovely lady!

For voting for Hoboeroticism, Codeine bestows upon you: One shiny new quarter. Now you can make a homeless guy very happy.

-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:48, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

You know...

I saw that page on PLS, and I sort of thought my name might have inspired it. If you're wondering, though, I got the name from the band Led Zeppelin, or "Led Balloon." Also, when I first logged on to this website, Keith Moon told me I was going down like a lead balloon. Good luck with your PLS entry! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:30, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

The US Government Salutes You!

Thank you for your help in the capture of
Mumulla Abdula Krall
Your vote has aided the US Government in it's ongoing fight against granny terror.

Y'know, the more you support me, the more opportunities I get to say things like "you must really want to make out with me" or "with me, you wish to make out, yes?" or "you know you don't not want to make out with me, right?" lol, thanks again Ms. Prettypretty. ;)--THINKER

Tnahks for the Rvieew!

By the way, the Bairn Femlmnig tinhg was a srot of hteaful jkoe aoubt how J.K. is htaed by Cisrtains. Bairn Flmeming catreed the dcoumteery "The God Taht Wsan't Tehre".

Yaeh1!

Rejoice, Prettiestpretty/archive5! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

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Cuase ur teh awsom fer rvuing Toosdaes wiff Maurty!! ;) --THINKER 00:51, 3 July 2007 (UTC)

Thank'ee

Leoispotter has awarded you a helmet! Now you can bash your head against a brick wall safely and in style!

-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 15:38, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

Hippie Chick

That's a great template...I was like...OK...--WOOAAAHH!!--Sir Shandon (Talk) (Trophy Room) 03:22, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

UnNews

You've been on fire, woman! I VFH'd another of yours, completely against my will, so compelled was I by the evil coolness of the writing. Thanks for being a contributor! Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 02:22, 6 July 2007 (UTC)

Its like gas. I have it, but I never know when its going to express itself ;-) Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:47, 6 July 2007 (UTC)

My niece had gas during our July 4 ravecookout, and it was unpleasant. Your craft, on the other hand, is... well, pleasant... or something. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 02:36, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

Terima kasih

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 13:19, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

I would like to personally add a thank-you message, because you're a funny writer and whatnot (and you've never voted for an article of mine before....and you have high standards for humor). So thank you for counting me worthy of your vote. And no hard feelings about your vote for HerrDoktor on WotM. /me chokes back sobs-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:55, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

Thank you for the sweet note. Compliments gladly accepted ;-). And I'll see to it that you get a renom on WotM if someone else wins this month. But if you do win this month, welcome to the club!!! Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:02, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

Thank you. Quite a long time to wait to find out, though. I can't believe 25 people have already voted and it's only 8 days into the month. Crazy.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:13, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

Queef?

Whatever next? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

If ever anything smell of a poo lit rewrite, this is it. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:10, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

Not that I want to get you out of Best Rewrite, but that top image is brilliant, have you considered working with the images to try Best Illustrated? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Give me ideas. I need ideas. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 13:01, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

I agree. I need ideas. Not necessarily for Queef, but in general.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:10, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

I would have liked to have seen some celebrity endorsements from actors Lee van Queef (deceased) and Queefer Sutherland. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Queefer Sutherland says: Try "Queen Elizabeth's Queef Lorraine - its the Queefiest!? Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 12:18, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

Thank You

Sonic80 has awarded you a magnifying glass of which you, too, may use to get thousands of dollars, in government subsidies for insect torture research.

-- --_{Mgr. Sir} Sonic80^☭ 16:57, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

I like how...

...you signed without using your name. "Ooo!" I said to no one in particular. "How mysterious!". Or, it was one tilde too many. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:36, 10 July 2007 (UTC)

I was hoping that no would have seen me slink in, do my business, and then slink out. Drat. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:02, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

Next time, try it without the mariachi band. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:27, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks!

Auspicious Blessings Upon You! Ceridwyn gifts you this Lucky Bell of the Peaceful Dragon for voting on HowTo:Feng Shui Your Computer. May your data chi bring you wealth and luck!

Thanks oh so much for voting For on my first feature! Hooray! ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 09:53, 10 July 2007

You do very good work, may this be the first of many! Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:00, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

From you that is a big compliment! Thanks! However I don't see any new features in my near future, I don't have any brilliant ideas right now! ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 08:44, 11 July 2007

UnNews:Homeland Security Administration Declares "Gut Feeling" Threat Level

Hah! Brilliant!

1. On the downside, you wouldn't be eligible for a Emmanuel Goldstein because that's more for audiocasters, as in, reading stories for audio "in a convincing manner".
2. On the upside, you would be eligible for a Foolitzer, because you've written complete bullshit in "a convincing manner"... superiorly, I might add.

On the downside, I'm in a quandary because I've already nommed user:Pottsm for Julys Foolitzer. Admittedly, I am a bad Uncyclopedian because I don't always vote, don't hang much on IRC anymore, and am still pretty much a dick.

1. On the upside, I'm 12-stepping my way out of being a dick, so I can guarantee a nom for a certain pretty user in the near future. I apologise for not having done so already, but my laziness, OCD, and general off health conspire to make me what I am. I must declare, your writing is always very convincing while tongue-in-cheek, and I do appreciate your contributions.

Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 13:39, 13 July 2007 (UTC)

While I'm thinking of it, did I ever give you zims official welcome to UnNews? If not, here it is in easily deletable form.

On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 03:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Reverend Zim_ulator says: "There are coffee cup stains on this copy, damnit! Now that's good UnJournalism."

Welcome to UnNews, Prettiestpretty/archive5, and thank you for contributing some crap, or otherwise attracting my attention. For a quick introduction about how you can write a decent or better UnNews article, please take a minute read our spiffy new Style Guide.

I am your humble servant (in your dreams), and if I may be of help to you, please leave me a note on my talk page.

Good things that can happen to you

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You can win awards and prizes! You can become a better writer by subjecting your articles to the scrutiny of UnNews critique machine or UnCanninator shit article detection system. You can become a thorn in the side of Journalism as a whole. You can get promotions, ribbons, and free crockery! You can write stuff your mom would be ashamed to show her friends.

What happened to my article?

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If you've submitted an article, and it's disappeared, I may have mercy-moved it to your user space. This means I've probably left a message on your talk page, likely in close proximity to this very message, explaining why.

Your article may have been tagged for ICU if it has significant problems meeting our criteria, or I may have deleted it because you did not register as a user.

Finally, maybe you just pissed me off. I mean, I know I'm a Roshi, and I'm supposed to be all "Zen" about everything, but I have bad days too, you know?

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This document is an ongoing effort by me to enhance the obfuscation coefficient of Uncyclopedia; productive changes, and criticism are welcome. Cheers! The Right and Left Reverend Major Sir Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:38, March 28, 2010 (UTC)

Your thoughts

I actually brought that up upon the request of someone who shall remain nameless, I know you meant well but you really shouldn't have gotten involved in this. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 20:20, 13 July 2007 (UTC)

I do appreciate the hard work that you put into Uncyclopedia, but as I said on the other page, David is very good at handling himself when push comes to shove. Had he felt a response was proper it was his to make, not yours. And perhaps I shouldn't had interjected my two cents worth, but neither should you. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:19, 13 July 2007 (UTC)

I don't think you're hearing me here... I was ASKED to. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 02:56, 14 July 2007 (UTC)

No, I can't hear you - this is all text based. But I read and understood what you wrote. Unless David asked you to get involved, then someone else was using you to do their bidding; they should have been the one to get involved, not you. And you were should have handled it by sending Some User an email, not inserting your directive to him on the page. Frankly had the issue not been addressed on the first volley of comments, it would have most likely died an silent death. For my part, I neither condone the comment made by Some User, nor do I know what the issue was all about. I like you and think you do a wonderful job on Uncyclopedia, but I wasn't happy with how you treated my friend Some User. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 15:23, 14 July 2007 (UTC)

To make the blindingly obvious statement; perhaps *HE* should have e-mailed David Gerard rather than making the statement on the wiki in the first place... then I'd never have been directed to this in the first place. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 22:46, 14 July 2007 (UTC)

Lets not play that game of table tennis. In my opinion the two people involved should deal with the original siutation between themsleves. The third party should have dealt with it directly. I'm done with this topic - niether of us is going to change the other person's opinion so why spin our wheels? Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:44, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

Yes, but due to how it would have been perceived, they couldn't. I'm sure you're aware of SU's history. anyway, I didn't really want to get into ANOTHER discussion about it, so love, peace and sex wax eh? -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 17:25, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

Aware of SU history? Honey, I've been around here a very long time, comparitivly speaking. Your turn to get the last word. Hugs, Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 20:32, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks! I always did like having the last word.  c • > • cunwapquc? 07:26, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

Never! do your anal glands need emptying? -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 12:11, 17 July 2007 (UTC)

I thought that is how this whole thing started ;-) Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:34, 18 July 2007 (UTC)

Wups

I was archiving and found this. Sorry, I forgot about it. Here you go, if you still want it...

Another successful transplant. Awwww...Sammy Davis Jr. Jr.

Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:00, 14 July 2007 (UTC)

As ghey as it sounds.....

Would you do a review for me? I know, it probably sounds a little bizarre, me asking out of the blue like this, but I want a new reviewer (ie: all reviews I get are from people I solicit them from, and that's usually the same couple of people). So, if you could, would you take a look at this, por favor? Thanks either way.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:54, 14 July 2007 (UTC)

Rejoice, Prettiestpretty/archive5! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

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Don't construe the fact that there are showers in here that I'm hitting on you. That's Thinker's job. In any case, thanks for the kind review. I've always found my (admittedly mediocre) touch with writing is lost on imaging. See, I can 'chop with a reasonable amount of prowess, but idea getting is not my strong suit. Any suggestions?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:57, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

Well I have the mother-fucker of migrains tonight. So I would run the the article by Modus and see what he says. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:13, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

/me hands Prettiestpretty an Advil. Will do, ma'am. Thanks again.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:14, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

Excuse me, SHE hits on ME. I will NOT make out with her!!!! --THINKER 18:20, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

Sure, sure.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 18:25, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

Also, I took your advice with images, made them bigger and added one. Now it's on VFH. Your support would be much appreciated.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 17:08, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

Thank you for your support

A bit late, but thanks for the vote.

Do you know you voted for The Muffin Man,

The Muffin Man,

The Muffin Man?

Do you know you voted for The Muffin Man?

It was on VFH

Jocke Pirat thanks you for voting on his article on VFH. In exchange, you get a picture of Peter Sutcliffe in a chef hat on a template. Isn't that nice? Enjoy.

--~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

18:14, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

Woah! That's some HOT stackin'!!

The International Stackers Association of America thanks you for your continued support of CUP STACKING! Which, as we all know, is a totally real sport.

Thanks you my dear. As people like Lj want to quantify our complex relationship, I'm going to withhold comment on our making outings. ;) --THINKER 00:24, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

RE: vfh NOM

I call them as I see them. Cheers, and thanks for your continuing contributions to our sad project, this waste of time called UnNews. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 01:07, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks! I keep waiting for the Onion to steal this idea. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:23, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

Consider something like that a compliment. I highly doubt anyone with a lick of funny in them would steal any of my stuff. Imitation is the highest form of flattery.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:36, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

Uh...

tatse? As for the Ritz one, questions generally end in the oddly named question mark. Aren't pictures fun? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 12:16, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

Ha! I love that pic!--<<>> 12:21, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

Yes, it's good. Wrong baby pic, though. I'm biased, admittedly. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 12:36, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

Damn right its good - and its a FIRST for Uncyclopedia - the first edition of UnNews Sunday Magazine, that is. If only I gave my children as much attention. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:33, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

Don't want to pre-empt anything

But maybe congratulations are in order....? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

I don't get it. Also, For.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:39, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

What???? Tell Me!!!! No wait. You didn't find those face book pictures that had me in compromising positions, did you? Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:17, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

Maybe he's talking about your inevitable vote for my page on VFH? Or perhaps he's talking about Braydie's soon-to-be-done plan to abandon Keitei and elope with you. Or perhaps he's talking about your coming child with Thinker? Or maybe, just maybe, he's talking about the way you're going to kill me with some sort of pain-inducing device for this retarded message.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:22, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

Oh dear, dear, Ljlego. If anyone were to hurt you I would say to them, Let go of my Ljlego. Hugs, Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:37, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

Heh heh. That used to be my sig, you know. Before I did anything of worth, this was my sig. Heh.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:50, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

See, congratulations ARE in order. Congratulations. In order. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

UnNews:UnNews Sunday Magazine

You absolutely rock! This could be the bud of yet another nefarious UnNews plot, and you know how I love those. It goes without saying, I'm linking this image to my user page. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:43, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

Poo Lit Surprise Prize!

Congratulations on your win! I'm sure if I had read your article I would have been much impressed with the quality and sheer articleness of your work. But as it is, I can only send you the prize anyway. To claim your glorious first prize of $20 and other valuable considerations, please send your postal address to Wikia at Community@wikia.com - Thanks!

This has been a canned message by sannse-can't-think-of-anything-original, your friendly neighbourhood minion of the evil overlord -- sannse (talk) 11:47, 23 July 2007 (UTC)

p.s. I'm going away on Tuesday 31 July. I'd like to send prizes out before then, so it would be great if you can get the address to me as soon as possible. Thanks -- sann

User_talk:Zim_ulator#Up_the_dirt_road_with_President_bush

Another gem! Magnificent! Featured! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 18:47, 23 July 2007 (UTC)

Present for you

It is here. Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 07/26 15:51

Dead Nigger Storage

Not a fan of Pulp Fiction then? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Not really - more fully explained in an email on the topic. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 15:23, 28 July 2007 (UTC)

Replied, also via email. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Re: PLS Request?

Sure! Six months a bit early to reserve a spot for judging, but I don't see why not. Oh yeah. And I put that picture on one of DiZ's pages. [: --EMC ^[TALK] 20:21, 28 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the consideration - It would be nice to be on the other side of the coin - and a fresh adventure too! That picture, by the way, is an absolute "hoot". Not because of the man on man thing, but the ennui on the face of fan barer just makes it. Then I found a gallery of works by the dude! Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:42, 28 July 2007 (UTC)

Jews upon you!

Hya, did you see my answer on my talk page? Also, would you mind taking a look at this? It got a first runner up in the PLS and I'd like to nom it for VFH, just wanted a second opinion. Thanks! ~ 08:13, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

ehm....nodge nodge wink wink. ~ 12:54, 7 August 2007 (UTC)

• Let me get my head out of my ass, hold on: ****P O P *****ans I'll look at in the next day. Having MAJOR kiddie problems and tantrums here. Oh the cruel fate of being four years old and feeling that "No WUVS LOVES ME" because your parents think its a bad idea to stick a knife in an electrical outlet. I'm sure that he'll grow to ripe old manhold and kvetch about me to a shrink for a hundred dollars and hour or so... Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:41, 8 August 2007 (UTC)

  Lovely :) Sounds almost as bad as my mate's kid (1.5 years old) dancing on my dinner table....while there is food on....And thanks for the vote bubale! :) ~ 09:00, 8 August 2007 (UTC)

RE: Neighbour Template

Hey, NP....

Strangely enough, I have a guy near me who has a Toothbrush mustache, who's extremely right wing and who's really, REALLY old...

Let's Eat!

THEY TRIED TO PREVENT THIS ARTICLE FROM BEING FEATURED They failed. Let's Eat!. Those bizarre triangle-shaped dough stuff. What the hell are those anyway? Oh, and thank you for voting!

~ 12:52, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

Hodgepodge

Yeah, it's still on VFH, but something tells me not for long. Thanks for voting completely spontaneously on it. It warms my heart to see that my first article (totally idiotic in every way possible) has warmed the heart of 15 people. I too, have seen James Taylor...in spirit, anyway.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk)

I'm amazed by the voters. They often don't parody, and they less often understand farce. Anyway, remember that one day I may need a favor from you... Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:34, 2 September 2007 (UTC)

Sure, as long as my safety doesn't come into question, should be fine. Otherwise, I may need to be convinced.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:24, 2 September 2007 (UTC)

The (Late) WotM Thankering

Thank you for your support on WotM. I won it even! I'm glad I can count on people like you who can see subtext in the pieces I write. Oh, and I've come to terms with the fact that you want to make out with me. I'm okay with it now. ;) hehe --THINKER 01:16, 10 September 2007 (UTC)

I KNEW IT! PRETTIESTPRETTY AND THINKER SITTIN' IN A TREE...ah, your name is too long. It doesn't roll off the tongue.

...THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

Sorry, that was my inner 14-year-old coming out. I should do that more often. Cheerio.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:18, 10 September 2007 (UTC)

Yah!

Prettiestpretty is back!!!! /me does the Wherethefuckhaveyoubeen Dance!!! -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

• Back, well...., sorta. Recharging my batteries. And late summer early fall is always busy for large animal vets like Mr. Prettiestpretty. Hows tricks around here? Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 15:17, 15 September 2007 (UTC)

Oh we had to call the vet out for one of our horses, was the funniest sight to see him answer his mobile with one hand as the other one was shoulder deep. Those latex gloves are really impressive. Anyhoo.....yeah, same old same old. I'm currently whoring Carry On Films on VFH (which may or may not translate well stateside). Also trying to find inspiration to add to this and this. Inspiration seems a little thin on the ground though.... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Thanks for your vote! Have a whale!

The UnIdiot would like to award you with a authentic Kansas whale! Because apparently Kansas has oceans now! Treasure it always! Only 789,729 more left! Tell your friends! Thanks for voting on Kansas whaling!

Temper Tantrum

I nominated your article for VFH yesterday. So far it's a +3. You should vote for it before it reaches day 4, when under the new system it can be removed if it doesn't have enough votes. Slithy Tove 02:37, 18 September 2007 (UTC)

Temper tantrum and other such nonsense

Well, I voted. I have yet to determine whether this was the return of the favor for your completely spontaneous vote on Hodgepodge (which, I stress once again, was spontaneous and unwhored, oddly enough), but I really hope it's not because I have a couple more articles to whore and whatnot and I like getting votes.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:52, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

Also, no need to perform acts unspeakable on myself. Not only is it quite illegal under the basic laws of the United States and EU, but you'll have your hands full (pun fully intended) with the others. I'm so selfless! Seriously, I can't find my "self." I left it in my suitcase next to my "sanity" and my "modesty." They've all been lost. Please help me.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:02, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

You are a credit to humanity. Of course, all acts would be within your own head, and of your own making as it would be impossible for us to ever meet face to face. Still, consider it my gift to you, and when you think about me, and you will, be kind. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:41, 25 September 2007 (UTC)

Credit to humanity....that one's new. I've been called "Fag", "Swimmer" (the former and latter are oddly intertwined), "Smarty-pants", "Genius" (derogatorily), and "Cute" (by a girl! \o/). In any case, I have now decided that even if I owe you another favor, I will whore to you anyway. Just don't let Mr. Prettiestpretty find out.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:54, 25 September 2007 (UTC)

That IS an unusual surname, are you related to the Prettiestpretties of Arkansas? If so Bubba-Ray sends his regards. Also it looks like Temper Tantrum may be joining the list of featured works soon. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Congratulations

Congrats on Temper Tantrum being featured. A deserving article. Now go and have a giggle fit. Slithy Tove 02:59, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

PLS judging

A while back, you requested an early position as judge in the 5th edition of the Poo Lit Surprise in the Best Rewrite category. I have included your name on the list of judges here. If you are unable to judge for PLS (which won't be for another three months) or no longer have a desire to, just let me know ahead of time. --EMC ^[TALK] 13:26, 11 October 2007 (UTC)

• Gosh no, I would love to be a judge! I've been out of the loop - when does it all begin again? I'll either have to find someone to watch the kids, or cage them in barn so I'll have enough free time. Hugs, Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:20, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

PrEtTy ReD lIgHtS

Here, have some pretty cancer, if you want. self-whoring. --  Le Cejak • <-> 03:12, 20 October 2007 (UTC)

R-r-romance novel!

I basically completely redid the "Marketing efforts" section. How does you like it?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 14:27, 1 November 2007 (UTC)

"Prettiestpretty languidly opened the entry for romance novel and felt Ljlego's steely power against her soul as she typed the entry to open the page. Her pulse began to quicken as her full chest started to rise and fall in rapidly increased breaths. 'What is this feeling that is washing over me?' she asked herself. And lo, there it was: Ljlego's majestic edits. Her head fell back and she was enruptured by his manly changes...." Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:38, 4 November 2007 (UTC)

Qua! It appears as if my complete and utter lack of inspiration has actually managed to produce passable material! Score one for the Lj-meister (I almost typed in my real name, not that it matters...Olipro already knows it)! I wonder how it'd fare on the Highlight voting machine...Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:39, 5 November 2007 (UTC)

Italian Painters

So I'm really back this time. Just finished up Titian with help from User:Mhaille. How many awards did you win in the last year, jesus!-- Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 20:54, 6 November 2007 (UTC)

Is that Good Jesus, or baby jesus? Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:30, 7 November 2007 (UTC)

Neither. You guys sick of Black Jesus yet? ~Formerly Annoying Crap 00:28, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

Classy

Here's a handy user template! --  Le Cejak • <-> 20:52, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

DAMES

I know you've been here awhile, but perhaps you'd like to join the CAUSE???

• Like Brussel SProuts, I'll pass. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:01, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

I think I need a girly template for 'experienced' editors - know what I mean??? I don't suppose you have any good images laying around yor desktop for a small userbox along these lines...?~Formerly Annoying Crap 01:10, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for 'letting' me spork some your stuff... & Have fun with this template! =)~Formerly Annoying Crap 13:52, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

NO THANK YOU some girls just borderline bitchy. But I hope YOU have a good day. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 21:23, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

You're one hell of a Dame

Could you join me in IRC briefly?....I have a proposal for you... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

AAAAAAUUUGH!

Prettiestpretty/archive5/ Has A Lotta Class. Good Lord, Man! I must say, you resemble a complete shit-wit!

"Please ma'am, hand over the deed. No ma'am, I'm not joking, I'm somber, which is the only emotion I'm capable of experiencing." Ooooh...too bad about your house...still, thanks for voting for UnNews:Record percentage of children dressed up as mortgage foreclosure bankers this Halloween!

Thanks for the vot! --THE 20:05, 15 November 2007 (UTC)

Breadcrumbs

Watch they don't get under the duvet. Makes you itch like crazy. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

You are inscrutable! And I like it. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:21, 17 November 2007 (UTC)

==Why?==

so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? 19:03, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

Yes'm

I'll get to that Tylenol page just as soon as I:

1. Do my homework (not very important)
2. Finish User:Ljlego/Shrek
3. Record the audio for this god-awful UnNews I found on someone else's talkpage.
4. ???
5. Profit!

I'll probably see to it sometime tomorrow, if not tonight.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:52, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

Hya

Any special reason you removed this from recent articles? ~ 14:27, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

• The link that was on the page was dead/red. If its been moved to a new article name then by all means it needs to go back up. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 14:29, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

• Damn you're fast! :) I was just about to get to you to tell you that I just realized you did it because the original link was dead (after I moved it due to a spelling mistake). Thanks! ~ 14:30, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:Ohio Family Looks Forward to Celebrating WASP Thanksgiving

As requested, has been proof-read. Not much that needed changing, you'll be pleased to know, just a couple of typos and some grammar. Glad to be of help. Oh, and nice article, by the way :-) RabbiTechno 18:09, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

But is it WASPY enough? I tried to capture the non supportive coldness and amunity to comfort that I think such families have. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 20:06, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

I'd have said so. I don't have much experience of WASPs, though - us Jewish types don't really go to that sort of party... RabbiTechno 20:15, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

And they are too keen when we move in next door...Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:44, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

An article worthy of a Foolitzer by itself, or along with Part 1, irregardless of your actual beliefs concerning alien abductions. Cheers, and Happy (yaaaaaaaaaawwwwn) Thanksgiving! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 16:56, 23 November 2007 (UTC)

Is that a promise to nom? Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 19:05, 23 November 2007 (UTC)

Congratulations! Finished article looks great, brilliantly done. :-) RabbiTechno 18:16, 23 November 2007 (UTC)

Aweshucks...Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 19:05, 23 November 2007 (UTC)

Coo, ta!

Ta ever so! Under User's image factory thanks you for recognising their contribution to Uncyclopedia's potatochopping community. Pay peanuts, get... Under User's image factory!

Thanks for the vote in this stiffly-contested arena! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 18:32, 1 December 2007 (UTC)

Adopt me

Ohh, me zee pick zee me. User:Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Fun with n00bs

Warning:

You were whored once by an evil man who has gone from the dark side to the side of goodness. He has ended his whoring ways. he has crawled out of his swamp of depression. He has taken up golf and fishing. He has shaved his face. He has taken a shower. He has eaten breakfast. He has put on a white suit. He has gone back to work. He has gotten engaged. He has taken away the hot picture that used to be here. This template replaces the evil whoring he once did. He is sorry. This message was paid for with positive energy and love

--Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 19:43, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

Don't listen to a word he says, VOTE ME!!!--Æ 20:06, 10 December 2007 (UTC)