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General[edit]

Code Result What links here Description
{{User userbox}}
usbx This user likes to use userboxes.
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{{Pee Reviewer}}
ThinkerToilet.jpg This user likes to pee on people do Pee Reviews.
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{{User Eaten By Grue}}
Domokunyellownbackground.jpg This user has been eaten by a grue. Please come again.
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{{User Page Problems}}
GAH This user is running into problems with their page. Please hold onto your pants.
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{{User Failed}}
You-have-failed.jpeg This user has no featured articles. They are a failure. Feel free to point and laugh.
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{{AdminUser3}}
Tntasplode.png This user is an admin. Don't mess with them, or you will be BANNED.
Or eaten by a grue.
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{{BureaucratUser}}
God4.gif This user is a Bureaucrat and they have the power of creation at their fingertips. They may ban or delete occasionally too.
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{{Article count|5}}
5 This user has written 5 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.
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{{Audio count|2}}
2 This user has recorded 2 audio files, because they love the sound of their own voice.
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{{User created n userboxes|8}}
Userboxbox.png This user has created/stolen from Wikipedia 8 userboxes as one liners are easy.
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{{User elite}}
1337 This user is elite.
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{{User opposes ubx screwing}}
UBX This user opposes other users screwing with their userboxes.
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{{User ecology-via-killing}}
Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.
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{{Southpaw}}
XrayLhand.gif
This user is left-handed.
In Latin, they would be sinister.
(list of left-handed Uncyclopedians)
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{{Northpaw}}
This user is right-handed.

In Latin, they would be Dexter.

Dexter.jpg
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{{Satanic}}
Baphomet.jpg
This user walks down the
left hand path
.
Thus, they would be considered evil by the Catholic Church.
(List of left hand path Uncyclopedians)
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{{User Bright Future}}
Sunglasses.jpg This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.
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{{User IQ|111}}
Brain.gif This user's IQ is over 111.
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{{User hostage}}
Fortune cookie 20040628 223108 1.jpg This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! A computer cuts your work in half and gives you back the bloody ends. Help!
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{{User iamafish-en}}
CohoSalmon.jpeg This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.
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{{User iamalemming-en}}
Lemming.jpg This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.
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{{User iamanaeroplane-en}}
FA-22 Raptor.jpg This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
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{{User iamamonarch-en}}
British Royal Family.jpg This user is a monarch, or a megalomaniac.
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{{LlamaRockingChair}}
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
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{{LlamaRockingChair2}}
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.
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{{LlamaRockingChair3}}
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG No, seriously. That's him there, on the llama.

<-- See?

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{{LlamaRockingChair4}}
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
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{{LlamaRockingChair5}}
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
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{{LlamaRockingChair6}}
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG Whoa! You made it! Good job! Have some llama love!!


Then go away.

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{{User Senioritis}}
+ This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.
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{{User MrDucky}}
Mr rubber ducky.gif This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?
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{{User mutant}}
Sign1.png This user is a mutant.
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{{User angel}}
Face-angel.svg This user is an angel.
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{{User grue}}
Domokunyellownbackground.jpg This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?
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{{User Leon Fan}}
Leon Trotsky icon.jpg This user is humping Leon Trotsky's leg.
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{{User Mind reader}}
Mindreader8.jpg This user is reading your thoughts!
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{{User Nietzsche Fan}}
Nietzsche187a.jpg This user is humping Friedrich Nietzsche's leg.
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{{User Paladin}}
Paladin.gif This user is a paladin.
Hide your demons and undead.
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{{User Poor}}
Monbags.jpg This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.

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{{User procrastinate}}
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
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{{User serviceable-no}}
High voltage warning.svg No user serviceable parts inside.
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{{User clone|Username}}
Biohazardnew.jpg This user is an evil clone of Username.
What links here this might be usable for unintended anonymous editors
{{User Camelot}}
MontyPythonFootLeftSmall.jpg This user is from Camelot, and
eats ham and jam and spamalot!
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{{User notanumber}}
Numbersix.gif This user is not a number, s/he is a free wo/man!
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{{User Asian}}
Counter-Strike retail box This user is an Asian, and probably lives at an internet cafe playing Counter-Strike 24/7.
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{{User CS}}
Counter-Strike retail box This user is addicted to Counter-strike, and would like to blow your face off with an AK-47.
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{{User Ubox-crap|some other page}}
ubx–
crapload
This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.
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{{User shiny}}
Shyny ub.jpg This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
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{{User Official}}
official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
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{{Steal userboxes}}
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
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{{User ubox trading card}}
Userboxtradingcard.svg.png I collect userboxes as if they were trading cards, hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.
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{{User shuvel|he or she}}
Ihasashuvel.jpg
This user gots a shovel.
Yes he or she does.
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{{User wizard}}
Alanmoore1.jpg This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.
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{{User Alien Anteater}}
Anteater2.jpg This user is a Taahgaarxian. Run, atheists, run!
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{{User paint}}
Msyclopaintia.jpg This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
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{{User adorable}}
MO adorabl.jpg This user is adorable.
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{{User wants featured|This page does not exist}}
Potatohead aqua.png This user wants This page does not exist featured.
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{{User anon}}
Image-4.jpg Formerly lost among the dregs of society, this user has defected and crossed over from the dark side. Welcome to the machine....
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{{Rent}}
RENT This space for rent.
Lube available.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

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{{Blank rent}}
This space for rent.
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{{User:Tom Mayfair/User Chickenbox}}
Chickenbox2.0.png This user raises their own chickenbox.
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{{Userbox Template}}
Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
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{{User Euroipods}}
Euroipods1.jpg This user supports the giving away of free iPods.
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{{User EvilClown}}
EvilClown.gif This user is an evil clown. Fear their evil (yet hilarious) wrath of DOOM!!

Other users who are Evil Clowns

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{{NoGoodUserboxes}}
[insert content here] This user couldn't find any userboxes he/she actually liked.


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{{Random User}}

Shoop.gif

This user is a fanatical jocular pile of crap that likes to excruciate while minuscule throbbing Nintendos ruffle his Mazda.
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{{User random thing}}
DramaticQuestionMark.png This user is the random vulgar hadron that lathered his forehead inside of your hadron so you must dehydrate him/her with your vulgar hadron.
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{{User random-colors/named}}
Color This user likes random colored userboxes.
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{{User diamond}}
Pikachuevolving.PNG This user got Pokémon Diamond because they are a corporate whore.
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{{User pearl}}
Pikachuevolving.PNG This user got Pokémon Pearl because they are a corporate whore.
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{{User platinum}}
Pikachuevolving.PNG This user got Pokémon Platinum because they are a corporate whore.
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{{User See}}
Crystalball.png This user can see what you don't!
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{{User Sense}}
Sense This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.
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{{CuteKiss}}
Kiss22.jpg Awww... how adorable! You made some other user happy, and they left a kiss for you on your page!

Keep the good work goin' for some more ;u*

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{{Fire}}
Bushfire.jpg This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head
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{{User:Naughtyned/XCard}}
Snoop.JPG Merry Chrizzle, Happy Hanukizzle,
and a Kick Ass Kwizzle
from Me & Snoop Dizzle!
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{{User:AAA!/Reincarnation|some guy}}
Lotus.gif This user is a reincarnation of some guy.
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{{WTFWTF}}
Q! This user is WTFWTFWTFWTF
...and EEEEEEEEEEEEPENIS shit and penis! go shit and penis! Ee
(haha)
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{{User 921}}
9/21 This user will never forget the events of 9/21/07; the day Uncyclopedia was huffed by terrorists.
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{{Ubx hates Wikia}}
Wikipedia no soul.png This user will never forget October 23, 2008; the day that Wikia sold its soul. :-S
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{{Caffeine}}
Coffee sm.jpg This user needs a steady supply of Caffeine.
So hand it over . . . NOW.
(List of users who NEED caffeine)
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{{User 42}}
Towel migration.jpg This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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{{I Like Cheese}}
Cheeze.jpg This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
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{{UserKnowsChuckNorris}}
Cnorris.png WARNING: this user knows Chuck Norris, and therefore must be either Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Oscar Wilde, or dead. Proceed with caution!!!
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{{User Black Knight}}
BK This user is a
Black Knight!!
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{{User sad nerd person}}
Ice Skeleton Warrior.jpg This user pretends to be an awesome warrior from a mystical land; but is really a sad little nerd person.
However, they take comfort in the fact that you are too.
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{{User terrorist}}
Lego Terrorist.jpg This user is a terrorist, and is pwning the anti-terrorists by attacking places using shit.
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{{Ginger}}
300px-Red.jpg Warning: this user is Ginger, and is liable to explode without warning!
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{{User Over9000}}
NVover9000.gif
This user is
Over 9000.
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{{User:Citation Needed/User Gullible}}
Gullible This user is really gullible!
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{{Badass}}
Bad ass simle face mini.png This user is a bad ass, so treat them wih respect.
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{{User dyscalculia}}
9clock.jpg I have dyscalculia, meaning I do not understand the average clock. I make up for it by being very good at writing.
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{{User yi-0}}
GOY This user is so Gentile that they cringe every time Jackie Mason shows up.
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{{User yi-1}}
אױ This user has a sizeable amount of schmaltz and chutzpah.
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{{User yi-2}}
אױ װײ This user nisht ess bubkes but kreplach un knishn.
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{{User yi-3}}
אױ געװאַלט Der usernik vill plotz zol zayn tuchas mit shpilkes, already!
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{{User yi-4}}
אױ װײזמיר Der usernik vant you should shtop bothering dem when dey daven Toyreh, nu?
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{{User yi-5}}
אױ אַ שײנעם ברכת דער אוזערניק איז אַ מעשוגענאער שלעמיל און אַ ‫פֿאַרשטוקענע פּוץ. (Der usernik iz a meshugganah shlemiel un a farshtukenah putz.)
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Age groups[edit]

Code Result What links here Description
{{User age|X}}
X This user is X years old. Woop-ti-doo.
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{{User teen}}
teen This idle layabout is a teenager, so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Probably . . .
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{{Youngadult}}
YA This user is a young adult and so is probably poor, lazy and drunk . . . or a student.
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{{Adult Body}}
A This user is an adult in body only. Let them know when their mind catches up!
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{{User adult}}
A This user is an adult, and so doesn't know what fun is.
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{{User immortal}}
This user is an ageless immortal, or so they like to think.
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{{User OAP}}
OAP This user is an old age pensioner, and is in need of 3 new hips.
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Gender, sexual orientation[edit]

Code Result What links here Description
{{User baby girl}}
Ist2 2304394 baby girl.jpg This user is a girl, and is made of sugar, and spice, and everything nice.
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{{User baby boy}}
Preview card baby boy v.jpg This user is a boy, and is made of slugs, and snails, and puppy dog tails.
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{{User girl}}
This user is a girl, and is made of sugar, and spice, and everything nice.
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{{User boy}}
This user is a boy, and is made of slugs, and snails, and puppy dog tails.
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{{User no gender}}
This user is unsure of their gender, and doesn't want to know.
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{{User no gender two}}
Southpark-msgarrison 1176249176.jpg This user is unsure of their gender, and doesn't want to know.
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{{Straight}}
Straight.jpg This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight.
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{{User straight}}
HeteroSym-pinkblue2.svg.png This user identifies as straight, and so is probably homophobic.
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{{User straight 2}}
HeteroSym-pinkblue2.svg.png This user is straight, and so desires intimate relations with members of the opposite sex. The freak!
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{{GayUser}}
Salt Lake Flag.png This user is openly Gay.
And is unabashedly proud.
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{{User bi}}
Bi flag.svg.png This user is bisexual, so gets more than their fair share.
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{{User heteroflexable}}
Bi flag.svg.png This user identifies as heteroflexible, meaning they can't afford to be too choosy.
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{{User homoflexable}}
Bi flag.svg.png This user identifies as homoflexible, meaning they can't afford to be too choosy.
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{{User confused}}
Sexuality confusion.svg.png This user is uncertain of their sexuality, and doesn't want to know.
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{{User asexual}}
Asexuality Symbol.svg.png This user identifies as asexual, as it sounds better than 'virgin'.
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{{User monosexual}}
BSL This user identifies as monosexual, meaning they have a boring sex life.
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{{User antisexual}}
Sex This user is against sexuality; probably because it is not a pervert like you.
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{{User Pansexual}}
Transgender.png This user identifies as pansexual which is just as bad as it sounds.
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Imprisonment and/or marital status[edit]

Code Result What links here Description
{{User single}}
Userbox-single.svg.png This user is Single but is currently stalking someone.
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{{User single2}}
Userbox-single.svg.png This user is Single and will take anything they can get! even you could get lucky with him/her.
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{{User girlfriend wish}}
3hearts.png This user wishes he or she had a girlfriend, will you go out with him/her? I wouldn't.
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{{User boyfriend wish}}
3hearts.png This user wishes he or she had a boyfriend, will you go out with him/her? I wouldn't.
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{{User hugger}}
3hearts.png This user loves physical contact and might want to give you a hug right now...!
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{{User fuck wish}}
3hearts.png This user wishes he or she had a fuckbuddy, will you fuck him/her repeatedly over a prolonged period of time? I wouldn't
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{{User married}}
Ball+chain.jpg This user is married and is completely faithful.
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{{User married2}}
Weddingring.JPG This user is married but, you know, this ring isn't glued on...
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{{User gay married}}
Salt Lake Flag.png This user is in a same-sex marriage, domestic partnership or civil union but that doesn't mean the fun has stopped!
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{{User engaged}}
Engagement ring.jpg This user is engaged to be married. Why somebody would want to marry them, god only knows!
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