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{{User userbox}}
usbx
This user likes to use userboxes.
usbx
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{{Pee Reviewer}}
ThinkerToilet.jpg
ThinkerToilet.jpg
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{{User Eaten By Grue}}
Domokun.png
Domokun.png
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{{User Page Problems}}
GAH
This user is running into problems with their page. Please hold onto your pants.
GAH
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{{User Failed}}
You-have-failed.jpeg
This user has no featured articles. They are a failure. Feel free to point and laugh.
You-have-failed.jpeg
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{{AdminUser3}}
Tntasplode.png
This user is an admin. Don't mess with them, or you will be BANNED.
Or eaten by a grue.
Tntasplode.png
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{{BureaucratUser}} What links here
{{Article count|5}}
5
This user has written 5 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.
5
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{{Audio count|2}}
2
This user has recorded 2 audio files, because they love the sound of their own voice.
2
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{{User created n userboxes|8}}
Userboxbox.png
This user has created 8 userboxes because one liners are easy.
Userboxbox.png
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{{User elite}}
This user is elite.
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{{User opposes ubx screwing}}
UBX
This user opposes other users screwing with their userboxes.
UBX
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{{User ecology-via-killing}}
Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg
This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.
Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg
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{{Southpaw}}
XrayLhand.gif
This user is left-handed.
In Latin, they would be sinister.
(list of left-handed Uncyclopedians)
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{{Northpaw}}
Dexter.jpg
This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
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{{Satanic}}
Baphomet.jpg
This user walks down the
left hand path
. Thus, they would be considered evil by the Catholic Church.
(List of left hand path Uncyclopedians)
Baphomet.jpg
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{{User Bright Future}}
Cazal "Legends" 163 Sunglasses.jpg
This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.
Cazal "Legends" 163 Sunglasses.jpg
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{{User IQ|111}}
Brain.gif
This user's IQ is over 111.
Brain.gif
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{{User hostage}}
Fortune cookie.png
This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Imagine the silence if everyone said only what they know. Help!
Fortune cookie.png
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{{User iamafish-en}}
CohoSalmon.png
This user is a fish,
or at least thinks so.
CohoSalmon.png
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{{User iamalemming-en}}
Lemming.jpg
This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.
Lemming.jpg
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{{User iamanaeroplane-en}}
FA-22 Raptor.jpg
This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
FA-22 Raptor.jpg
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{{User iamamonarch-en}}
British Royal Family.jpg
This user is either a monarch or a megalomaniac.
British Royal Family.jpg
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{{LlamaRockingChair}}
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
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{{LlamaRockingChair2}}
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
See? Look at them. They really like the llamas.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
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{{LlamaRockingChair3}}
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
No, seriously. That's them there, on the llama.
← See?
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
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{{LlamaRockingChair4}}
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
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{{LlamaRockingChair5}}
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
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{{LlamaRockingChair6}}
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
Whoa! You made it! Good job!
Have some llama love!!
Then go away.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
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{{User Senioritis}}
+
This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.
+
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{{User MrDucky}}
Mr rubber ducky.gif
This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?
Mr rubber ducky.gif
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{{User mutant}}
Sign1.png
This user is a mutant.
Sign1.png
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{{User angel}}
Face-angel.svg
This user is an angel.
Face-angel.svg
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{{User grue}}
Domokunyellownbackground.jpg
This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?
Domokunyellownbackground.jpg
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{{User Leon Fan}}
Leon Trotsky icon.jpg
This user is humping
Leon Trotsky's leg.
Leon Trotsky icon.jpg
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{{User Mind reader}}
Mindreader8.jpg
This user is reading your thoughts!
Mindreader8.jpg
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{{User Nietzsche Fan}}
Nietzsche187a.jpg
This user is humping
Friedrich Nietzsche's leg.
Nietzsche187a.jpg
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{{User Paladin}}
Paladin.gif
This user is a paladin.
Hide your demons and undead.
Paladin.gif
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{{User Poor}}
Monbags.jpg
This user is POOR,
has never passed GO,
and never collected $200.
Monbags.jpg
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{{User procrastinate}}
This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
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{{User serviceable-no}}
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No user serviceable parts inside.
High voltage warning.svg
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{{User clone|Username}}
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This user is an evil clone of Username.
Sign2.png
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{{User Camelot}}
MontyPythonFootLeftSmall.jpg
This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot!
MontyPythonFootLeftSmall.jpg
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{{User notanumber}}
Numbersix.gif
This user is not a number,
they are a free person!
Numbersix.gif
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{{User Asian}}
Counter-Strike retail box This user is an Asian, and probably lives at an internet cafe playing Counter-Strike 24/7. id2
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{{User CS}}
Counter-Strike retail box This user is addicted to Counter-strike, and would like to blow your face off with an AK-47. id2
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{{User Ubox-crap|some other page}}
ubx–
crapload
This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.
ubx–
crapload
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{{User shiny}}
Shyny ub.jpg
This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
Shyny ub.jpg
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{{User Official}}
official
This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
official
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{{Steal userboxes}}
Eeek!
This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Eeek!
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{{User ubox trading card}}
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I collect userboxes as if they were trading cards, hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.
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{{User shuvel|he or she}}
Ihasashuvel.jpg
This user gots a shovel.
Yes he or she does.
Ihasashuvel.jpg
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{{User wizard}}
Alanmoore1.jpg
This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.
Alanmoore1.jpg
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{{User Alien Anteater}}
Anteater2.jpg
This user is a Taahgaarxian. Run, atheists, run!
Anteater2.jpg
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{{User paint}}
Msyclopaintia.jpg
This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
Msyclopaintia.jpg
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{{User adorable}}
MO adorabl.jpg
This user is adorable.
MO adorabl.jpg
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{{User wants featured|This page does not exist}}
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This user wants This page does not exist featured.
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{{User anon}}
Image-4.jpg
Formerly lost among the dregs of society, this user has defected and crossed over from the dark side. Welcome to the machine....
Image-4.jpg
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{{Rent}}
RENT
This space for rent.
Lube available.
Call 1-800-666-6666.
RENT
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{{Blank rent}}
This space for rent.
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- {{User:Tom Mayfair/User Chickenbox}} {{Userbox Template}}
Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
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{{User Euroipods}}
Euroipods1.jpg
This user supports the giving away of free iPods.
Euroipods1.jpg
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{{User EvilClown}}
EvilClown.gif
This user is an evil clown. Fear their evil (yet hilarious) wrath of DOOM!!
Other users who are Evil Clowns
EvilClown.gif
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{{NoGoodUserboxes}}
[insert content here]
This user couldn't find any userboxes they actually liked.
[insert content here]
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{{Random User}}
Garrison Keillor.jpg This user is a purple hairless terrorist FREEDOM FIGHTER that likes to glug while tofu-esque lithium oxs deteriorate his Furby.
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{{User random thing}}
DramaticQuestionMark.png
This user is the random shaky exit sign that reduced their solar plexus inside of your nunchucks so you must nonchalantly duel them with an attorney.
DramaticQuestionMark.png
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{{User random-colors/named}}
Color
This user likes random colored userboxes.
Color
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{{User diamond}}
Pikachuevolving.PNG
This user got Pokémon Diamond because they are a corporate whore.
Pikachuevolving.PNG
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{{User pearl}}
Pikachuevolving.PNG
This user got Pokémon Pearl because they are a corporate whore.
Pikachuevolving.PNG
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{{User platinum}}
Pikachuevolving.PNG
This user got Pokémon Platinum because they are a corporate whore.
Pikachuevolving.PNG
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{{User See}}
Crystalball.png
This user can see what you don't!
Crystalball.png
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{{User Sense}}
Sense
This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.
Sense
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{{CuteKiss}}
KISS Band Member Cupcakes (3849777233).jpg
Awww... how adorable!
You made some other user happy, and they left a kiss for you on your page!

Keep the good work goin' for some more ;u*


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{{Fire}}
Bushfire.jpg
This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head
Bushfire.jpg
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{{User:Naughtyned/XCard}}
Snoop.JPG
Merry Chrizzle, Happy Hanukizzle,
and a Kick Ass Kwizzle from Me & Snoop Dizzle!

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{{User:AAA!/Reincarnation|some guy}}
Lotus.gif
This user is a reincarnation of some guy.
Lotus.gif
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{{WTFWTF}}
This user is WTFWTFWTFWTF
...and EEEEEEEEEEEEPENIS shit and penis! go shit and penis! Ee
(haha)
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{{User 921}}
9/21
This user will never forget the events of 9/21/07; the day Uncyclopedia was huffed by terrorists.
9/21
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{{Ubx hates Wikia}}
Wikipedia no soul.png
This user will never forget October 23, 2008; the day that Wikia sold its soul. :-S
Wikipedia no soul.png
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{{Caffeine}}
Coffee sm.jpg
This user needs a steady supply of Caffeine. So hand it over . . . NOW.
(List of users who NEED caffeine)
Coffee sm.jpg
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{{User 42}}
Towel migration.jpg
This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Towel migration.jpg
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{{I Like Cheese}}
Cheeze.jpg
This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
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{{UserKnowsChuckNorris}}
Cnorris.png
WARNING: this user knows Chuck Norris, and therefore must be either Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Oscar Wilde, or dead. Proceed with caution!!!
Cnorris.png
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{{User Black Knight}}
BK
This user is a Black Knight!!
BK
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{{User sad nerd person}}
Ice Skeleton Warrior.jpg
This user pretends to be an awesome warrior from a mystical land; but is really a sad little nerd person. They take comfort in the fact that you are too.
Ice Skeleton Warrior.jpg
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{{User terrorist}}
Lego Terrorist.jpg
This user is a terrorist, and is pwning the anti-terrorists by attacking places using shit.
Lego Terrorist.jpg
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{{Ginger}}
300px-Red.jpg
Warning: this user is Ginger, and is liable to explode without warning!
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{{User Over9000}}
NVover9000.gif
This user is
Over 9000.
NVover9000.gif
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{{User:Citation Needed/User Gullible}}
Gullible
This user is really gullible!
Gullible
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{{Badass}}
Bad ass simle face mini.png
This user is a bad ass, so treat them with respect.
Bad ass simle face mini.png
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{{User dyscalculia}}
9clock.png
I have dyscalculia, meaning I do not understand the average clock. I make up for it by being very good at writing.
9clock.png
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{{User yi-0}}
GOY
This user is so Gentile that they cringe every time Barbara Streisand shows up.
GOY
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{{User yi-1}}
אױ
This user has a sizeable amount of schmaltz and chutzpah.
אױ
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{{User yi-2}}
אױ װײ
This user nisht ess bubkes but kreplach un knishn.
אױ װײ
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{{User yi-3}}
אױ געװאַלט
Der usernik vill plotz zol zayn tuchas mit shpilkes, already!
אױ געװאַלט
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{{User yi-4}}
אױ װײזמיר
Der usernik vant you should shtop bothering dem when dey daven Toyreh, nu?
אױ װײזמיר
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{{User yi-5}}
אױ אַ שײנעם ברכת
דער אוזערניק איז אַ מעשוגענאער שלעמיל און אַ ‫פֿאַרשטוקענע פּוץ. (Der usernik iz a meshugganah shlemiel un a farshtukenah putz.)
אױ אַ שײנעם ברכת
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{{UserHasAllergies}} Template:UserHasAllergies What links here Suffering from allergies? That's too bad.
{{User Wikiblocked}}
Wikisplodebig.gif
This user is proud to say that they have been blocked indefinitely on Wikipedia.
Wikisplodebig.gif
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{{User Finnish Wikiblocked}}
Flag of Finland.png
This user was nearly banned on the Finnish Wikipedia.
Flag of Finland.png
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Age groups[edit source]

Code / Links / Description
{{User age|X}}
X
This user is X years old. Woop-ti-doo.
X
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{{User teen}}
teen
This idle layabout is a teenager, so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Or maybe they aren't one after all…
teen
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{{Youngadult}}
YA
This user is a young adult and so is probably poor, lazy and drunk . . . or a student.
YA
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{{Adult Body}}
A
This user is an adult in body only. Maybe one day their mind will catch up!
A
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{{User adult}}
18+
This user is an adult, and thus may or may not know what fun is.
18+
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{{User immortal}}
This user is an ageless immortal, or so they like to think.
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{{User OAP}}
OAP
This user is an old age pensioner, and is in need of 3 new hips.
OAP
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Gender, sexual orientation[edit source]

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{{User baby girl}}
This user is a girl, and is made of sugar, and spice, and everything nice.
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{{User baby boy}}
This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.
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{{User girl}}
This user is a girl, and is made of sugar, and spice, and everything nice.
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{{User boy}}
This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.
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{{User no gender}}
♀♂
This user is unsure of their gender, and doesn't want to know.
♀♂
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{{User no gender two}}
Southpark-msgarrison 1176249176.jpg
This user is unsure of their gender, and doesn't want to know.
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{{User genderqueer}}
Nonbinary flag.svg
This user is non-binary, and as such is provably not a computer.
Nonbinary flag.svg
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{{User transgender}}
Transgender Pride flag.svg
This user is transgender, and has transcended society's definition of gender.
Transgender Pride flag.svg
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{{Straight}}
Straight.jpg
This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight.
Straight.jpg
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{{User straight}}
HeteroSym-pinkblue2.svg.png
This user identifies as straight, and is probably grossed out by gay PDA.
HeteroSym-pinkblue2.svg.png
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{{User straight 2}}
HeteroSym-pinkblue2.svg.png
This user is straight, and only desires intimate relations with members of the opposite sex. The freak!
HeteroSym-pinkblue2.svg.png
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{{GayUser}}
Gay Pride Flag.svg
This user is openly Gay
and unabashedly proud.
Gay Pride Flag.svg
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{{User bi}}
Bisexual Pride Flag.svg
This user is bisexual, so they get more than their fair share.
Bisexual Pride Flag.svg
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{{User heteroflexible}}
Bisexual Pride Flag.svg
This user identifies as heteroflexible, meaning they can't afford to be too choosy.
Bisexual Pride Flag.svg
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{{User homoflexible}}
Bisexual Pride Flag.svg
This user identifies as homoflexible, meaning they can't afford to be too choosy.
Bisexual Pride Flag.svg
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{{User confused}}
Sexuality confusion.svg.png
This user is uncertain of their sexuality, and doesn't want to know.
Sexuality confusion.svg.png
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{{User asexual}}
Asexuality Symbol.svg.png
This user identifies as asexual (mostly because it sounds better than "virgin").
Asexuality Symbol.svg.png
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{{User monosexual}}
BSL
This user identifies as monosexual, meaning they have a boring sex life.
BSL
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{{User antisexual}}
Sex
This user is against sexuality; probably because it is not a pervert like you.
Sex
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{{User Pansexual}}
A TransGender-Symbol black-and-white.svg
This user identifies as pansexual which is just as bad as it sounds.
A TransGender-Symbol black-and-white.svg
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{{User bisexual}}
Bisexual Pride Flag.svg
This user is bisexual, so they get more than their fair share.
Bisexual Pride Flag.svg
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Imprisonment and/or marital status[edit source]

Code / Links / Description
{{User single}}
Userbox-single.svg.png
This user is Single but is currently stalking someone.
Userbox-single.svg.png
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{{User single2}}
Userbox-single.svg.png
This user is Single and will take anything they can get! Even you could get lucky with 'em.
Userbox-single.svg.png
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{{User girlfriend wish}}
3hearts.png
This user wishes they had a girlfriend, will you go out with them? I wouldn't.
3hearts.png
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{{User boyfriend wish}}
3hearts.png
This user wishes they had a boyfriend, will you go out with them? I wouldn't.
3hearts.png
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{{User hugger}}
3hearts.png
This user loves physical contact and might want to give you a hug …right now!
3hearts.png
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{{User fuck wish}}
3hearts.png
This user wishes they had a fuckbuddy, will you fuck them repeatedly over a prolonged period of time? I wouldn't!
3hearts.png
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{{User married}}
Ball+chain.jpg
This user is married and is completely faithful.
Ball+chain.jpg
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{{User married2}}
Weddingring.JPG
This user is married but, you know, this ring isn't glued on…
Weddingring.JPG
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{{User gay married}}
Gay Pride Flag.svg
This user is in a same-sex marriage, domestic partnership or civil union but that doesn't mean the fun has stopped!
Gay Pride Flag.svg
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{{User engaged}}
Engagement rings 777.jpg
This user is engaged to themselves.
Engagement rings 777.jpg
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