Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/General

General

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{{User userbox}}	usbx This user likes to use userboxes. usbx	What links here
{{Pee Reviewer}}	This user enjoys golden showersgolden showers doing Pee Reviews.	What links here
{{User Eaten By Grue}}	This user has been eaten by a grue. Please come again.	What links here
{{User Page Problems}}	GAH This user is running into problems with their page. Please hold onto your pants. GAH	What links here
{{User Failed}}	This user has no featured articles. They are a failure. Feel free to point and laugh.	What links here
{{AdminUser3}}	This user is an admin. Don't mess with them, or you will be BANNED. Or eaten by a grue.	What links here
{{BureaucratUser}}	This user is a Bureaucrat on Uncyclopedia and they have the power of creation at their fingertips. They can ban people or delete pages occasionally, too.	What links here
{{Article count|5}}	5 This user has written 5 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities. 5	What links here
{{Audio count|2}}	2 This user has recorded 2 audio files, because they love the sound of their own voice. 2	What links here
{{User created n userboxes|8}}	This user has created 8 userboxes because one liners are easy.	What links here
{{User elite}}	1337 This user is elite. 1337	What links here
{{User opposes ubx screwing}}	UBX This user opposes other users screwing with their userboxes . UBX	What links here
{{User ecology-via-killing}}	This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.	What links here
{{Southpaw}}	This user is left-handed. In Latin, they would be sinister. (list of left-handed Uncyclopedians)	What links here
{{Northpaw}}	This user is right-handed. In Latin, they would be Dexter.	What links here
{{Satanic}}	This user walks down the left hand path . Thus, they would be considered evil by the Catholic Church . (List of left hand path Uncyclopedians)	What links here
{{User Bright Future}}	This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.	What links here
{{User IQ|111}}	This user's IQ is over 111.	What links here
{{User hostage}}	This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! A conscience does not prevent sin. It only prevents you from enjoying it. Help!	What links here
{{User iamafish-en}}	This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.	What links here
{{User iamalemming-en}}	This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.	What links here
{{User iamanaeroplane-en}}	This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.	What links here
{{User iamamonarch-en}}	This user is either a monarch or a megalomaniac.	What links here
{{LlamaRockingChair}}	This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.	What links here
{{LlamaRockingChair2}}	See? Look at them. They really like the llamas.	What links here
{{LlamaRockingChair3}}	No, seriously. That's them there, on the llama. ← See?	What links here
{{LlamaRockingChair4}}	Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.	What links here
{{LlamaRockingChair5}}	What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.	What links here
{{LlamaRockingChair6}}	Whoa! You made it! Good job! Have some llama love!! Then go away.	What links here
{{User Senioritis}}	+ This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome. +	What links here
{{User MrDucky}}	This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?	What links here
{{User mutant}}	This user is a mutant.	What links here
{{User angel}}	This user is an angel.	What links here
{{User grue}}	This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?	What links here
{{User Leon Fan}}	This user is humping Leon Trotsky's leg.	What links here
{{User Mind reader}}	This user is reading your thoughts!	What links here
{{User Nietzsche Fan}}	This user is humping Friedrich Nietzsche's leg.	What links here
{{User Paladin}}	This user is a paladin . Hide your demons and undead.	What links here
{{User Poor}}	This user is POOR, has never passed GO, and never collected $200.	What links here
{{User procrastinate}}	… This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered. …	What links here
{{User serviceable-no}}	No user serviceable parts inside.	What links here
{{User clone|Username}}	This user is an evil clone of Username.	What links here	this might be usable for unintended anonymous editors
{{User Camelot}}	This user is from Camelot , and eats ham and jam and spamalot	What links here
{{User notanumber}}	This user is not a number, they are a free person!	What links here
{{User Asian}}	This user is an Asian, and probably lives at an internet cafe playing Counter-Strike 24/7. id2	What links here
{{User CS}}	This user is addicted to Counter-strike, and would like to blow your face off with an AK-47. id2	What links here
{{User Ubox-crap|some other page}}	ubx– crapload This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page. ubx– crapload	What links here
{{User shiny}}	This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.	What links here
{{User Official}}	official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here. official	What links here
{{Steal userboxes}}	Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages. Eeek!	What links here
{{User ubox trading card}}	I collect userboxes as if they were trading cards, hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.	What links here
{{User shuvel|he or she}}	This user gots a shovel. Yes he or she does.	What links here
{{User wizard}}	This user is a level 13 Wizard . They see the fnords .	What links here
{{User Alien Anteater}}	This user is a Taahgaarxian . Run, atheists, run!	What links here
{{User paint}}	This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.	What links here
{{User adorable}}	This user is adorable .	What links here
{{User wants featured|This page does not exist}}	This user wants This page does not exist featured.	What links here
{{User anon}}	Formerly lost among the dregs of society, this user has defected and crossed over from the dark side. Welcome to the machine....	What links here
{{Rent}}	RENT This space for rent. Lube available. Call 1-800-666-6666. RENT	What links here
{{Blank rent}}	— This space for rent. —	What links here
-	{{User:Tom Mayfair/User Chickenbox}}	{{Userbox Template}}	Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.	What links here
{{User Euroipods}}	This user supports the giving away of free iPods .	What links here
{{User EvilClown}}	This user is an evil clown. Fear their evil (yet hilarious) wrath of DOOM!! Other users who are Evil Clowns	What links here
{{NoGoodUserboxes}}	[insert content here] This user couldn't find any userboxes they actually liked. [insert content here]	What links here
{{Random User}}	This user is a ill-bred jocular muff that likes to suffocate while cryptic sacrificed Daewoos glug his guru.	What links here
{{User random thing}}	This user is the random tense tooth that agreed their thyroid inside of your computers so you must not very deteriorate them with a riverbank.	What links here
{{User random-colors/named}}	Color This user likes random colored userboxes. Color	What links here
{{User diamond}}	This user got Pokémon Diamond because they are a corporate whore.	What links here
{{User pearl}}	This user got Pokémon Pearl because they are a corporate whore.	What links here
{{User platinum}}	This user got Pokémon Platinum because they are a corporate whore.	What links here
{{User See}}	This user can see what you don't!	What links here
{{User Sense}}	Sense This user promotes the radical idea of having sense. Sense	What links here
{{CuteKiss}}	Awww... how adorable! You made some other user happy, and they left a kiss for you on your page! Keep the good work goin' for some more ;u*	What links here
{{Fire}}	This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head	What links here
{{User:Naughtyned/XCard}}	Merry Chrizzle, Happy Hanukizzle, and a Kick Ass Kwizzle from Me & Snoop Dizzle!	What links here
{{User:AAA!/Reincarnation|some guy}}	This user is a reincarnation of some guy.	What links here
{{WTFWTF}}	This user is WTFWTFWTFWTF ...and EEEEEEEEEEEEPENIS shit and penis! go shit and penis! Ee (haha)	What links here
{{User 921}}	9/21 This user will never forget the events of 9/21/07; the day Uncyclopedia was huffed by terrorists. 9/21	What links here
{{Ubx hates Wikia}}	This user will never forget October 23, 2008 the day that Wikia sold its soul . :-S	What links here
{{Caffeine}}	This user needs a steady supply of Caffeine. So hand it over . . . NOW. (List of users who NEED caffeine)	What links here
{{User 42}}	This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.	What links here
{{I Like Cheese}}	This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.	What links here
{{UserKnowsChuckNorris}}	WARNING: this user knows Chuck Norris, and therefore must be either Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Oscar Wilde, or dead. Proceed with caution!!!	What links here
{{User Black Knight}}	BK This user is a Black Knight!! BK	What links here
{{User sad nerd person}}	This user pretends to be an awesome warrior from a mystical land; but is really a sad little nerd person. They take comfort in the fact that you are too.	What links here
{{User terrorist}}	This user is a terrorist, and is pwning the anti-terrorists by attacking places using shit.	What links here
{{Ginger}}	Warning: this user is Ginger, and is liable to explode without warning!	What links here
{{User Over9000}}	This user is Over 9000.	What links here
{{User:Citation Needed/User Gullible}}	Gullible This user is really gullible! Gullible	What links here
{{Badass}}	This user is a bad ass, so treat them with respect.	What links here
{{User dyscalculia}}	I have dyscalculia, meaning I do not understand the average clock. I make up for it by being very good at writing.	What links here
{{User yi-0}}	GOY This user is so Gentile that they cringe every time Barbara Streisand shows up. GOY	What links here
{{User yi-1}}	אױ This user has a sizeable amount of schmaltz and chutzpah. אױ	What links here
{{User yi-2}}	אױ װײ This user nisht ess bubkes but kreplach un knishn. אױ װײ	What links here
{{User yi-3}}	אױ געװאַלט Der usernik vill plotz zol zayn tuchas mit shpilkes, already! אױ געװאַלט	What links here
{{User yi-4}}	אױ װײזמיר Der usernik vant you should shtop bothering dem when dey daven Toyreh, nu? אױ װײזמיר	What links here
{{User yi-5}}	אױ אַ שײנעם ברכת דער אוזערניק איז אַ מעשוגענאער שלעמיל און אַ ‫פֿאַרשטוקענע פּוץ. (Der usernik iz a meshugganah shlemiel un a farshtukenah putz.) אױ אַ שײנעם ברכת	What links here
{{UserHasAllergies}}	Template:UserHasAllergies	What links here	Suffering from allergies? That's too bad.
{{User Wikiblocked}}	This user is proud to say that they have been blocked indefinitely on Wikipedia.	What links here
{{User Finnish Wikiblocked}}	This user was nearly banned on the Finnish Wikipedia.	What links here
{{User Bigfoot}}	This user believes in, or  might possibly be, Sasquatch.	What links here
{{User Moccasins}}	This user uses moccasins as footwear, gloves, food, writing utensils, sleeping bags, spoons, dildos, you name it.	What links here

Age groups

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{{User age|X}}	X This user is X years old. Woop-ti-doo. X	What links here
{{User teen}}	teen This idle layabout is a teenager, so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Or maybe they aren't one after all… teen	What links here
{{Youngadult}}	YA This user is a young adult and so is probably poor, lazy and drunk ... or a student. YA	What links here
{{Adult Body}}	A This user is an adult in body only. Maybe one day their mind will catch up! A	What links here
{{User adult}}	18+ This user is an adult, and thus may or may not know what fun is. 18+	What links here
{{User immortal}}	∞ This user is an ageless immortal, or so they like to think. ∞	What links here
{{User OAP}}	OAP This user is an old age pensioner, and is in need of 3 new hips. OAP	What links here

Gender, sexual orientation

Code / Links / Description
{{User baby girl}}	♀ This user is a girl, and is made of sugar, and spice, and everything nice. ♀	What links here
{{User baby boy}}	♂ This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes. ♂	What links here
{{User girl}}	♀ This user is a girl, and is made of sugar, and spice, and everything nice. ♀	What links here
{{User boy}}	♂ This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes. ♂	What links here
{{User no gender}}	♀♂ This user is unsure of their gender, and doesn't want to know. ♀♂	What links here
{{User no gender two}}	This user is unsure of their gender, and doesn't want to know.	What links here
{{User genderqueer}}	This user is non-binary, and as such is provably not a computer.	What links here
{{User transgender}}	This user is transgender, and has transcended society's definition of gender.	What links here
{{Straight}}	This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight.	What links here
{{User straight}}	This user identifies as straight, and is probably grossed out by gay PDA.	What links here
{{User straight 2}}	This user is straight, and only desires intimate relations with members of the opposite sex. The freak!	What links here
{{GayUser}}	This user is openly Gay and unabashedly proud.	What links here
{{User bi}}	This user is bisexual, so they get more than their fair share.	What links here
{{User heteroflexible}}	This user identifies as heteroflexible, meaning they can't afford to be too choosy.	What links here
{{User homoflexible}}	This user identifies as homoflexible, meaning they can't afford to be too choosy.	What links here
{{User confused}}	This user is uncertain of their sexuality, and doesn't want to know.	What links here
{{User asexual}}	This user identifies as asexual (mostly because it sounds better than "virgin").	What links here
{{User monosexual}}	BSL This user identifies as monosexual, meaning they have a boring sex life. BSL	What links here
{{User antisexual}}	Sex This user is against sexuality; probably because it is not a pervert like you. Sex	What links here
{{User Pansexual}}	This user identifies as pansexual which is just as bad as it sounds.	What links here
{{User bisexual}}	This user is bisexual, so they get more than their fair share.	What links here

Imprisonment and/or marital status

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{{User single}}	This user is Single but is currently stalking someone.	What links here
{{User single2}}	This user is Single and will take anything they can get! Even you could get lucky with 'em.	What links here
{{User girlfriend wish}}	This user wishes they had a girlfriend, will you go out with them? I wouldn't.	What links here
{{User boyfriend wish}}	This user wishes they had a boyfriend, will you go out with them? I wouldn't.	What links here
{{User hugger}}	This user loves physical contact and might want to give you a hug …right now!	What links here
{{User fuck wish}}	This user wishes they had a fuckbuddy, will you fuck them repeatedly over a prolonged period of time? I wouldn't!	What links here
{{User married}}	This user is married and is completely faithful.	What links here
{{User married2}}	This user is married but, you know, this ring isn't glued on…	What links here
{{User gay married}}	This user is in a same-sex marriage, domestic partnership or civil union but that doesn't mean the fun has stopped!	What links here
{{User engaged}}	This user is engaged to themselves.	What links here