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General[edit]

Code Result What links here Description
{{User userbox}}
usbx This user likes to use userboxes.
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{{Pee Reviewer}}
ThinkerToilet.jpg This user likes to pee on people do Pee Reviews.
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{{User Eaten By Grue}}
Domokunyellownbackground.jpg This user has been eaten by a grue. Please come again.
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{{User Page Problems}}
GAH This user is running into problems with their page. Please hold onto your pants.
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{{User Failed}}
You-have-failed.jpeg This user has no featured articles. They are a failure. Feel free to point and laugh.
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{{AdminUser3}}
Tntasplode.png This user is an admin. Don't mess with them, or you will be BANNED.
Or eaten by a grue.
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{{BureaucratUser}}
God4.gif This user is a Bureaucrat and they have the power of creation at their fingertips. They may ban or delete occasionally too.
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{{Article count|5}}
5 This user has written 5 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.
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{{Audio count|2}}
2 This user has recorded 2 audio files, because they love the sound of their own voice.
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{{User created n userboxes|8}}
Userboxbox.png This user has created/stolen from Wikipedia 8 userboxes as one liners are easy.
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{{User elite}}
1337 This user is elite.
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{{User opposes ubx screwing}}
UBX This user opposes other users screwing with their userboxes.
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{{User ecology-via-killing}}
Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.
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{{Southpaw}}
XrayLhand.gif
This user is left-handed.
In Latin, they would be sinister.
(list of left-handed Uncyclopedians)
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{{Northpaw}}
This user is right-handed.

In Latin, they would be Dexter.

Dexter.jpg
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{{Satanic}}
Baphomet.jpg
This user walks down the
left hand path
.
Thus, they would be considered evil by the Catholic Church.
(List of left hand path Uncyclopedians)
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{{User Bright Future}}
Sunglasses.jpg This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.
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{{User IQ|111}}
Brain.gif This user's IQ is over 111.
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{{User hostage}}
Fortune cookie 20040628 223108 1.jpg This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! In case of atomic attack, prayer in schools will be OK. Help!
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{{User iamafish-en}}
CohoSalmon.jpeg This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.
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{{User iamalemming-en}}
Lemming.jpg This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.
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{{User iamanaeroplane-en}}
FA-22 Raptor.jpg This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
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{{User iamamonarch-en}}
British Royal Family.jpg This user is a monarch, or a megalomaniac.
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{{LlamaRockingChair}}
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
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{{LlamaRockingChair2}}
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.
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{{LlamaRockingChair3}}
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG No, seriously. That's him there, on the llama.

<-- See?

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{{LlamaRockingChair4}}
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
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{{LlamaRockingChair5}}
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
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{{LlamaRockingChair6}}
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG Whoa! You made it! Good job! Have some llama love!!


Then go away.

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{{User Senioritis}}
+ This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.
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{{User MrDucky}}
Mr rubber ducky.gif This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?
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{{User mutant}}
Sign1.png This user is a mutant.
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{{User angel}}
Face-angel.svg This user is an angel.
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{{User grue}}
Domokunyellownbackground.jpg This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?
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{{User Leon Fan}}
Leon Trotsky icon.jpg This user is humping Leon Trotsky's leg.
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{{User Mind reader}}
Mindreader8.jpg This user is reading your thoughts!
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{{User Nietzsche Fan}}
Nietzsche187a.jpg This user is humping Friedrich Nietzsche's leg.
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{{User Paladin}}
Paladin.gif This user is a paladin.
Hide your demons and undead.
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{{User Poor}}
Monbags.jpg This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.

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{{User procrastinate}}
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
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{{User serviceable-no}}
High voltage warning.svg No user serviceable parts inside.
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{{User clone|Username}}
Biohazardnew.jpg This user is an evil clone of Username.
What links here this might be usable for unintended anonymous editors
{{User Camelot}}
MontyPythonFootLeftSmall.jpg This user is from Camelot, and
eats ham and jam and spamalot!
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{{User notanumber}}
Numbersix.gif This user is not a number, s/he is a free wo/man!
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{{User Asian}}
Counter-Strike retail box This user is an Asian, and probably lives at an internet cafe playing World of Warcraft 24/7.
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{{User CS}}
Counter-Strike retail box This user is addicted to Counter-strike, and would like to blow your face off with an AK-47.
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{{User Ubox-crap|some other page}}
ubx–
crapload
This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.
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{{User shiny}}
Shyny ub.jpg This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
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{{User Official}}
official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
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{{Steal userboxes}}
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
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{{User ubox trading card}}
Userboxtradingcard.svg.png I collect userboxes as if they were trading cards, hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.
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{{User shuvel|he or she}}
Ihasashuvel.jpg
This user gots a shovel.
Yes he or she does.
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{{User wizard}}
Alanmoore1.jpg This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.
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{{User Alien Anteater}}
Anteater2.jpg This user is a Taahgaarxian. Run, atheists, run!
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{{User paint}}
Msyclopaintia.jpg This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
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{{User adorable}}
MO adorabl.jpg This user is adorable.
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{{User wants featured|This page does not exist}}
Potatohead aqua.png This user wants This page does not exist featured.
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{{User anon}}
Image-4.jpg Formerly lost among the dregs of society, this user has defected and crossed over from the dark side. Welcome to the machine....
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{{Rent}}
RENT This space for rent.
Lube available.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

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{{Blank rent}}
This space for rent.
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{{User:Tom Mayfair/User Chickenbox}}
Chickenbox2.0.png This user raises their own chickenbox.
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{{Userbox Template}}
Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
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{{User Euroipods}}
Euroipods1.jpg This user supports the giving away of free iPods.
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{{User EvilClown}}
EvilClown.gif This user is an evil clown. Fear their evil (yet hilarious) wrath of DOOM!!

Other users who are Evil Clowns

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{{NoGoodUserboxes}}
[insert content here] This user couldn't find any userboxes he/she actually liked.


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{{Random User}}

Steamroller.JPG

This user is a cozy dismal fluff and stuff that likes to dehydrate while egregious massive zygotes burglarise his railing.
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{{User random thing}}
DramaticQuestionMark.png This user is the random sumptuous limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi that washed his tongue inside of your limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi so you must liberate him/her with your sumptuous limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi.
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{{User random-colors/named}}
Color This user likes random colored userboxes.
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{{User diamond}}
Pikachuevolving.PNG This user got Pokémon Diamond because they are a corporate whore.
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{{User pearl}}
Pikachuevolving.PNG This user got Pokémon Pearl because they are a corporate whore.
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{{User platinum}}
Pikachuevolving.PNG This user got Pokémon Platinum because they are a corporate whore.
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{{User See}}
Crystalball.png This user can see what you don't!
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{{User Sense}}
Sense This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.
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{{CuteKiss}}
Kiss33.jpg Awww... how adorable! You made some other user happy, and they left a kiss for you on your page!

Keep the good work goin' for some more ;u*

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{{Fire}}
Bushfire.jpg This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head
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{{User:Naughtyned/XCard}}
Snoop.JPG Merry Chrizzle, Happy Hanukizzle,
and a Kick Ass Kwizzle
from Me & Snoop Dizzle!
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{{User:AAA!/Reincarnation|some guy}}
Lotus.gif This user is a reincarnation of some guy.
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{{WTFWTF}}
Q! This user is WTFWTFWTFWTF
...and EEEEEEEEEEEEPENIS shit and penis! go shit and penis! Ee
(haha)
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{{User 921}}
9/21 This user will never forget the events of 9/21/07; the day Uncyclopedia was huffed by terrorists.
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{{Ubx hates Wikia}}
Wikipedia no soul.png This user will never forget October 23, 2008; the day that Wikia sold its soul. :-S
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{{Caffeine}}
Coffee sm.jpg This user needs a steady supply of Caffeine.
So hand it over . . . NOW.
(List of users who NEED caffeine)
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{{User 42}}
Towel migration.jpg This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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{{I Like Cheese}}
Cheeze.jpg This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
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{{UserKnowsChuckNorris}}
Cnorris.png WARNING: this user knows Chuck Norris, and therefore must be either Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Oscar Wilde, or dead. Proceed with caution!!!
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{{User Black Knight}}
BK This user is a
Black Knight!!
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{{User sad nerd person}}
Ice Skeleton Warrior.jpg This user pretends to be an awesome warrior from a mystical land; but is really a sad little nerd person.
However, they take comfort in the fact that you are too.
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{{User terrorist}}
Lego Terrorist.jpg This user is a terrorist, and is pwning the anti-terrorists by attacking places using shit.
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{{Ginger}}
300px-Red.jpg Warning: this user is Ginger, and is liable to explode without warning!
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{{User Over9000}}
NVover9000.gif
This user is
Over 9000.
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{{User:Citation Needed/User Gullible}}
Gullible This user is really gullible!
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{{Badass}}
Bad ass simle face mini.png This user is a bad ass, so treat them wih respect.
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{{User dyscalculia}}
9clock.jpg I have dyscalculia, meaning I do not understand the average clock. I make up for it by being very good at writing.
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{{User yi-0}}
GOY This user is so Gentile that they cringe every time Jackie Mason shows up.
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{{User yi-1}}
אױ This user has a sizeable amount of schmaltz and chutzpah.
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{{User yi-2}}
אױ װײ This user nisht ess bubkes but kreplach un knishn.
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{{User yi-3}}
אױ געװאַלט Der usernik vill plotz zol zayn tuchas mit shpilkes, already!
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{{User yi-4}}
אױ װײזמיר Der usernik vant you should shtop bothering dem when dey daven Toyreh, nu?
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{{User yi-5}}
אױ אַ שײנעם ברכת דער אוזערניק איז אַ מעשוגענאער שלעמיל און אַ ‫פֿאַרשטוקענע פּוץ. (Der usernik iz a meshugganah shlemiel un a farshtukenah putz.)
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Age groups[edit]

Code Result What links here Description
{{User age|X}}
X This user is X years old. Woop-ti-doo.
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{{User teen}}
teen This idle layabout is a teenager, so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Probably . . .
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{{Youngadult}}
YA This user is a young adult and so is probably poor, lazy and drunk . . . or a student.
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{{Adult Body}}
A This user is an adult in body only. Let them know when their mind catches up!
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{{User adult}}
A This user is an adult, and so doesn't know what fun is.
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{{User immortal}}
This user is an ageless immortal, or so they like to think.
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{{User OAP}}
OAP This user is an old age pensioner, and is in need of 3 new hips.
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Gender, sexual orientation[edit]

Code Result What links here Description
{{User baby girl}}
Ist2 2304394 baby girl.jpg This user is a girl, and is made of sugar, and spice, and everything nice.
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{{User baby boy}}
Preview card baby boy v.jpg This user is a boy, and is made of slugs, and snails, and puppy dog tails.
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{{User girl}}
This user is a girl, and is made of sugar, and spice, and everything nice.
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{{User boy}}
This user is a boy, and is made of slugs, and snails, and puppy dog tails.
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{{User no gender}}
This user is unsure of their gender, and doesn't want to know.
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{{User no gender two}}
Southpark-msgarrison 1176249176.jpg This user is unsure of their gender, and doesn't want to know.
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{{Straight}}
Straight.jpg This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight.
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{{User straight}}
HeteroSym-pinkblue2.svg.png This user identifies as straight, and so is probably homophobic.
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{{User straight 2}}
HeteroSym-pinkblue2.svg.png This user is straight, and so desires intimate relations with members of the opposite sex. The freak!
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{{GayUser}}
Salt Lake Flag.png This user is openly Gay.
And is unabashedly proud.
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{{User bi}}
Bi flag.svg.png This user is bisexual, so gets more than their fair share.
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{{User heteroflexable}}
Bi flag.svg.png This user identifies as heteroflexible, meaning they can't afford to be too choosy.
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{{User homoflexable}}
Bi flag.svg.png This user identifies as homoflexible, meaning they can't afford to be too choosy.
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{{User confused}}
Sexuality confusion.svg.png This user is uncertain of their sexuality, and doesn't want to know.
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{{User asexual}}
Asexuality Symbol.svg.png This user identifies as asexual, as it sounds better than 'virgin'.
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{{User monosexual}}
BSL This user identifies as monosexual, meaning they have a boring sex life.
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{{User antisexual}}
Sex This user is against sexuality; probably because it is not a pervert like you.
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{{User Pansexual}}
Transgender.png This user identifies as pansexual which is just as bad as it sounds.
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Imprisonment and/or marital status[edit]

Code Result What links here Description
{{User single}}
Userbox-single.svg.png This user is Single but is currently stalking someone.
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{{User single2}}
Userbox-single.svg.png This user is Single and will take anything they can get! even you could get lucky with him/her.
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{{User girlfriend wish}}
3hearts.png This user wishes he or she had a girlfriend, will you go out with him/her? I wouldn't.
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{{User boyfriend wish}}
3hearts.png This user wishes he or she had a boyfriend, will you go out with him/her? I wouldn't.
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{{User hugger}}
3hearts.png This user loves physical contact and might want to give you a hug right now...!
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{{User fuck wish}}
3hearts.png This user wishes he or she had a fuckbuddy, will you fuck him/her repeatedly over a prolonged period of time? I wouldn't
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{{User married}}
Ball+chain.jpg This user is married and is completely faithful.
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{{User married2}}
Weddingring.JPG This user is married but, you know, this ring isn't glued on...
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{{User gay married}}
Salt Lake Flag.png This user is in a same-sex marriage, domestic partnership or civil union but that doesn't mean the fun has stopped!
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{{User engaged}}
Engagement ring.jpg This user is engaged to be marriedand has effectively signed their own death warrant as a result.
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