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{{bassist}}
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This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time. |
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{{Clarinetplayer}}
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{{drummer}}
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This user loves to play the drums, and usually hangs out with musicians. |
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{{User guitar}}
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This user plays the guitar. |
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{{guitarist}}
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This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass. |
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{{pianist}}
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This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians. |
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{{trombonist}}
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This user plays trombone
because positioning a slide is much more simple than pushing down a series of buttons. |
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{{User Musical}}
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Right about now, this user is a funk soul brother. |
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{{User Metalhead}}
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{{Are You Experienced?}}
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{{Addicted to Cowbell}}
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THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS. |
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{{No more cowbell}}
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This user has broken their addiction to Cowbell! Long shall they live and prosper! |
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{{User Feedback}}
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{{User Indie}}
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This user listens to indie music, therefore they think they're better than you. |
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{{Beatles Fan}}
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This user is a crazed Beatles fan. (is there any other kind??) |
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{{User Hendrix fan}}
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This user is Jimi Hendrix's number one fan. |
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{{User RCB fangirl}}
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This user enjoys speaking Portuguese, sniffing roses, and the colours "azul e branco." |
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{{LastFM|username}}
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This user uses Last.fm to share their shitty taste in music with everybody. |
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