User talk:Heosphoros

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HowTo:Keep Americans out of your Country

I enjoyed reading this muchly, although it does need a little bit of proofreading and formatting touch up. I will do this for you shortly. Thankyou for writing, writing is good :) ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:32, 9 May 2017 (UTC)

Thank you, for feedback and fixing the article. English isn't my first language, but I try to improve it. --Heosphoros (talk) 04:07, 10 May 2017 (UTC)

No problem, so long as your articles are funny people will fix them up for you :) ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 09:24, 10 May 2017 (UTC)

Sounds great. I try to make progress with my English, maybe one day people don't have to fix them. (English is important language nowadays, you know. I hope that writing here helps me to get my skills with it better.) --Heosphoros (talk) 10:35, 10 May 2017 (UTC)

Don't be afriad to dive in, we have a team of barely literate and extremely lazy administrators that will be happy to help ;) ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:50, 10 May 2017 (UTC)

UN:REQ

MadMax used to manage this page by removing entries that had been completed and handing out awards, but he's been abscent for a little while. You might want to hold off with trying to sort this out yourself until you have a little more experience, for now I'd recommend you just stick to creating content until you've learned the ins and outs. I'll have a look at the work you've done some time over the next couple of days. :) ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 23:56, 17 May 2017 (UTC)

All right, thanks. --Heosphoros (talk) 03:39, 18 May 2017 (UTC)

Texting while driving

I'm inclined to think you got stuck while writing this one. So, some suggestions for sections:

• History - I laughed a bit with that whole biblical reference, expand on it. Stone inscriptions as you said, for ancient egpyt reed pens on Papyrus, medieval context could be quills on parchment. Maybe something about people getting themselves hurt in the 19th century from trying to ride horses and send telegrams at the same time.
• Sexting while driving - Write something about this, could work
• Consequences - Write something where you mention the whole loss of license and dignity and then add a tiny little note at the end "and loss of life can also occur"

The stub is ok but needs some expansion, hope this gives you some ideas. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 00:02, 20 May 2017 (UTC)

Thanks for ideas, I see if I can come up with something. --Heosphoros (talk) 06:39, 20 May 2017 (UTC)

You win the prize

	Noob of the Moment May 2017

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 02:49, 22 May 2017 (UTC)

Cool. Thanks. --Heosphoros (talk) 08:35, 22 May 2017 (UTC)

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