UnTunes:The Yankees Still Suck
To the tune of:
(instrumental)
How many times must we take this disgrace
Another Yankees fan throwing insults in our face
The Red Sox are the greatest team to ever play the game
Even if from time to time they've been a little lame
How could you ever love a team with Aaron Judge
His face is covered in shit, leaves and mud
They've got a reputation
That's mostly based on luck
THE YANKEES STILL SUCK
(chorus)
(x4) The Yankees still suck
They (x6) really suck
THE YANKEES STILL SUCK
(instrumental)
If you drive to New York they make you pay a toll
For cripes sake their stadium's a giant bowl
They make fun of Boston
But we don't get upset
Where do you think they're heading every single chance they get
We really hold a grudge; this isn't all in fun
As far as baseball rivalries the Sox are number one
Still we wanna see Jeter
run over by a truck
THE YANKEES STILL SUCK
(chorus)
(x4) The Yankees still suck
They (x6) really suck
THE YANKEES STILL SUCK
(all the ladies, now)
(x4) The Yankees still suck
They (x6) really suck
THE YANKEES STILL SUCK
(everybody)
(x4) The Yankees still suck
They (x6) really suck
THE YANKEES STILL SUCK